Mrs Hinch # 202 Jamie has tiny hands, Ron is fed up of being a dancing mans

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Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis@bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire-retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st.
She has trademarked her Mrs. Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearanc
 

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The thread title is just ace.
Jamie has tiny hands 😂😂😂😂 I am done
He also likes to wear an old lady filter and has his lashes done 😉
 
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Hey Zoph 👋🏼

We know you read here. Do us a favour, play us some Michael Bolton tomorrow please. (Did say please after all?!)

ATV xx
 
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Poor Ron with his yoghurt salad sweet potato 🤢 ( yoghurt and peppers wtf even is that? ) whilst grinch and jaymeeeeh get a nice chilli or tuna combination! Poor lad is deprived
 
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Hey Zoph 👋🏼

We know you read here. Do us a favour, play us some Michael Bolton tomorrow please. (Did say please after all?!)

ATV xx
Are we requesting songs like shes a DJ now? Soph can you put Dancing Queen on on Friday please 😏
 
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What. The. duck. Is that slop?? Looks like someone vommed in a spud 🤮 I hope she's got enough pine stocked up for the toilet trips tomorrow!
 
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Omg that dinner 🤢 I'm trying to imagine being served that, or even having the cheek to serve it to someone else, but its making me want to hurl even thinking about it 🤢

I'm thinking she has to be taking the piss..?
Or maybe shes confusing the Greek Tzatziki dish which is made with yoghurt..? They don't mix it with sweet potato and peppers though!!
She needs to learn to taste what she serves her kid and people. No right minded person would want that tit unless their lives maybe depended on it. I think I'd rather starve!
 
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Who the actual duck puts yogurt on peppers 🤢 then shoves it in a sweet potato. Bet vestlife is so proud.

I don’t get why Ronnie got that when he could have had chilli or tuna. She makes me want to vomit.
I actually feel sorry for the people who done her perGOALa because they probably had said it would look better if... and Zoph cried to vestlife about her vision in her head and they all had to go along with it.
 
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Poor child, why isn’t he getting a chilli or tuna one? I mean they all look tit but pepper and tomatoes with yogurt??? Poor sod.
 
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What the hell was that screeching "I love him so muchaaa" on Ron's dancing video? I know we all have an accent but bloody pronounce your words properly at least!
 
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My absolute fav song! Go on Soph, you know you & Stace love trolling Tattle 🤣
Love a bit of Abba. I play Fernando to my son and he kicks his legs and smiles (he's only 4 months) he does it to most songs but I play that one over and over and screech at him calling him a kicky leg mansz
 
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What’s intrigued me is the stuff she apparently had just kicking about that needed using up. I’ve hate watched her for some time now (car crash viewing innit?) and literally never seen her cook or use chilli or mozzarella in anything.
She doesn’t strike me as the sort that would keep leftovers. She’s never once mentioned how she hates waste or anything. Whenever you see her chopping a quarter of a vegetable for Ronnie’s lunch she obviously just throws the rest away as it’s always a whole pepper or whole cucumber that she waggles about the kitchen.

I need a break - I care far too deeply about Hinch’s food waste 😂
 
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