Hi guuuyyysss, sorry I've been quiet I was busy squeezing a little person out of my vajayjay. Fun times. Anyway, mini tattler arrived safe and well and we are both back home doing great. I've attempted to catch up with the previous thread but I've been kinda busy with this little person hanging from my boobs. Again, fun times. I'm really confused though guys because when Hinch had Ron she had time to holiday around the countryside while planning her house extension. Me? I haven't even had a poo (seriously, I really haven't - fucking piles). I must be doing something wrong because my taps are in need of a good wank and I just don't have a moment to see to them. I hope all that makes sense. As you were, tattle bastards. I've fucking missed you all.