Why is the con artist of Maldon being quoted like she’s Maya Angelou? I’ve seen it all nowWhat the actual fucking fuck are the staff on the Underground playing at quoting Mrs Hinch like she's a blonde Aristotle? That quote is easily available on the internet! She didn't fucking say it! Face palm.
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I think it may still be wet that’s why it’s patchy?? Maybe they done a few coats, I’m sure we’ll get many pictures in the upcoming days [and a swipe up]Re the fence.. the picture with the black fence she is saying that colour is silver birch... it definitely isn’t hun
But surely even wet or with a few coats it would go a bit darker, not black? That paint was really light grey almost whiteWhen buying an egg chair makes the newspapers
I think it may still be wet that’s why it’s patchy?? Maybe they done a few coats, I’m sure we’ll get many pictures in the upcoming days [and a swipe up]
Agreed - it looks like a really dark grey to me but IDKBut surely even wet or with a few coats it would go a bit darker, not black? That paint was really light grey almost white
The paint is like her, doesn't do what it says on the tinBut surely even wet or with a few coats it would go a bit darker, not black? That paint was really light grey almost white
It's a miracleI'm absolutely baffled. I thought the fence paint was silver birch or something. Pale grey. 'Silvery' if you will. That after pic is as black as treacle. I don't understand - is it a negative???!
‘It’s there first home, they’re learning’Why is only one bit of fence painted. Why did they buy 20 tubs of paint for one section?
Praise be to the gods of cuprinolIt's a miracle
We did ours in a dark brown. It looked fab wet, then dried and was patchy and needed another coat. Its patchy at the top where its drying, it'll definitely need doing again being such a dark colour.I think it may still be wet that’s why it’s patchy?? Maybe they done a few coats, I’m sure we’ll get many pictures in the upcoming days [and a swipe up]
I thought thisWe did ours in a dark brown. It looked fab wet, then dried and was patchy and needed another coat. Its patchy at the top where its drying, it'll definitely need doing again being such a dark colour.
Also why would he hose the slabs straight after painting the fence? Dickhead ... learning or not, hes a grown man who should know wet paint and water ain't a plan
It's a fucking eye soreIt's a miracle
Don't worry jamie, only another 5 days and you'll be stood there with your sharpie in hand again. ATB matePoor old Jamie has had a right shit bank holiday hasn’t he . She’s had him running round like a blue arsed fly . Trellis , pub , petrol , garden centAHHH , mow this jet wash that , spray the fence (black over silver birch cuppprynol twice ) pick up dog shit when dorgeous did poo poo for mommas . Up at the crack of dawns arse to get Veruca Salt her golden goose , golden egg chair ,) Jesus did you not know Soph needed B&M on Sundee you could of resurrected from the dead another day) she’s had to wait a day for something , hello! he’s watered fake plants and zoflora’d the real ones , hes
Built a ginormous parasol which looks like it’s hanging by a thread , bet he’s hoping it will drop on her head when she’s sat there thinking what else she can wrap fake ivy round while chugging a delicious filling toad in the hole slimfast shake for breakfast , hung 987 solar lamps and raided the local Chineses’ bins for those two shat lanterns . He just cracks on with it with only a few yes babes , yes mates , a couple of all the bests while awaiting his NHS appointment to surgically remove those bloody buff tings off his feet . She’s all moaning cos she’s covered in paint (cue LOUD laugh) (2 spots of it on her cheek) and she so needs a shower , as sitting crossed legged swinging in an egg chair nibbling dry lucky 25,000 E numbers stars , reading her I love you Sophie dm’s while barking orders must be real hard work . Has spending all that cash this weekend worn you out princess , get your wax melts lit and get cosy in an off the shoulder lounge suit , snuggle down under your 7 #gifted chunky knit merino wool throws , cos you love a night in and who would want to be having fun with friends on a beautiful sunny bank holiday anyway
Hahahahahahha I’m deadPoor old Jamie has had a right shit bank holiday hasn’t he . She’s had him running round like a blue arsed fly . Trellis , pub , petrol , garden centAHHH , mow this jet wash that , spray the fence (black over silver birch cuppprynol twice ) pick up dog shit when dorgeous did poo poo for mommas . Up at the crack of dawns arse to get Veruca Salt her golden goose , golden egg chair ,) Jesus did you not know Soph needed B&M on Sundee you could of resurrected from the dead another day) she’s had to wait a day for something , hello! he’s watered fake plants and zoflora’d the real ones , hes
Built a ginormous parasol which looks like it’s hanging by a thread , bet he’s hoping it will drop on her head when she’s sat there thinking what else she can wrap fake ivy round while chugging a delicious filling toad in the hole slimfast shake for breakfast , hung 987 solar lamps and raided the local Chineses’ bins for those two shat lanterns . He just cracks on with it with only a few yes babes , yes mates , a couple of all the bests while awaiting his NHS appointment to surgically remove those bloody buff tings off his feet . She’s all moaning cos she’s covered in paint (cue LOUD laugh) (2 spots of it on her cheek) and she so needs a shower , as sitting crossed legged swinging in an egg chair nibbling dry lucky 25,000 E numbers stars , reading her I love you Sophie dm’s while barking orders must be real hard work . Has spending all that cash this weekend worn you out princess , get your wax melts lit and get cosy in an off the shoulder lounge suit , snuggle down under your 7 #gifted chunky knit merino wool throws , cos you love a night in and who would want to be having fun with friends on a beautiful sunny bank holiday anyway
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