Mrs Hinch #186 Henry won’t sleep without any supper. Feed him Ella’s like little brother

[Handwash30]

How do we think she'd cope if she had a girl? I think she'd love the idea of it, being able to dress her up all pretty or in matching outfits, but the reality would be very different, she likes being the only female in the house and would probably be jealous of a daughter.

I think you’re absolutely spot on. She’s all about her boys. There’s only room for one princess in that house!

 

[Brightstar72]

If I'm not mistaken one of the lovely Tattlers here once called Henry a self entitled bastard or wanker! Not quite sure which

Glorious weather and she's bleeping about sweeping and cleaning! For God's sake woman take Ronnie to the seaside! He does not need to watch you fingering plant pots again today!

Nuts, isn’t it? She must be getting desperate for content filming pigeons and thinking this is going to be great for engagement. I don’t know why they don’t fade into the background and retire. It’s clear the hinch brand has run out of steam and original content. It’s over

 

[my_escape_from_the_ads]

There is a fabulous water park in Maldon for kids of all ages, though it may be shut at the moment (social distancing etc) but there is the promenade, lots of lovely parks etc. Does she ever go to those. ?

 

[9s8b9h1]

She obviously doesn't know potatoes grow under ground! How can you be 30 and not know this? I really want to message her and say FFS Soph, watch a bit of Monty Don at least!! Also, bit of wind and that crappy plastic greenhouse will be flying over her neighbours roof! ATV

Monty

 

[DaisySmiles]

Okay I have been reading these threads for a while now and I need to know... what does ATV stand for??!! I have seen Hinch do it but I have no idea what it means

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Sick of seeing jabba the mutts prick . Why just why?!

 

[MrsK32]

There is a fabulous water park in Maldon for kids of all ages, though it may be shut at the moment (social distancing etc) but there is the promenade, lots of lovely parks etc. Does she ever go to those. ?

That would involve a few things
1. Dropping the illusion that she doesn’t live in a tiny village
2. Doing something for Ronniehaslegsandtoesandafaceblesshim and not herself
3. Interacting with other people

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think she’s ever documented taking him to a baby class or toddler group.

Now I don’t have kids but everyone I know has taken their baby or toddler to mix with other kids.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Okay I have been reading these threads for a while now and I need to know... what does ATV stand for??!! I have seen Hinch do it but I have no idea what it means

Atv is a take on ATB which is all the best, aiming at Jamies much love of a vest

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Okay I have been reading these threads for a while now and I need to know... what does ATV stand for??!! I have seen Hinch do it but I have no idea what it means

All the vest

 

[MrsK32]

Okay I have been reading these threads for a while now and I need to know... what does ATV stand for??!! I have seen Hinch do it but I have no idea what it means

All the vest.

She says all the best. Jamie wears a lot of vests. Hence why he is known as vestie or vestlife

 

[Therealist]

Was going to say the same thing! Defo her replying

how embarrassingly obvious

 

[Hoatsandboes]

Okay I have been reading these threads for a while now and I need to know... what does ATV stand for??!! I have seen Hinch do it but I have no idea what it means

It means all the vest. Hope this helps xx

 

[Gln2810]

I find it so sad how much she's trying to keep Ronnie a baby. He looks so bored in that video of him in the swing. My 8 month old would be climbing all over me if I attempted to do something like that

 

[DaisySmiles]

All the vest.

She says all the best. Jamie wears a lot of vests. Hence why he is known as vestie or vestlife

Thank you!!

 

[Jessie76]

Jeez, you must have been looking at a different cake I'm still having nightmares from demented Peter rabbit having a tug

oh god that was the stuff of nightmares but I was on about that gifted little peter rabbit cake from bridies cakes

 

[Justapeep]

Ronnie probably in a chemical induced coma. All those candles burning constantly house being sprayed with zoflora, febreeze or anything she can get her hands on that has a spray nozzle can’t be healthy for any of them

 

[Spoke]

Definitely. No way would a man think someone making their baby wave at a baby they didn’t know and will never meet is ‘cute’. To be fair, most people, male or female, with an ounce of sense would think that’s just downright weird and would be pressing the block button and looking into injunctions..

If my baby was waving at my phone because they saw another baby so often they think they’re friends I would take a long hard look at what I am prioritising, instagram or my
child.

 

[LivingMyVestLife]

I find it so sad how much she's trying to keep Ronnie a baby. He looks so bored in that video of him in the swing. My 8 month old would be climbing all over me if I attempted to do something like that

This!
My (now 1 year old, had his birthday last week - although don't know if it actually happened as I didn't have a giant themed cake, billions of presents and guests or document it all for the gram. Let me know guyyssss) little one would be bouncing around in that egg chair. So either she wasn't sitting in it as long as she claims or he just thinks that's the norm... sitting there...

 

[Blah blah 2020]

New thread suggestion...

Hinch's change of content has us all off kilter, pigeon porn, garden herbs and no gretel filter!

 

[Bumbumsmummy]

Can't wait to see what tit she buys later, what size pot do we reckon she's going to attempt to grow sweet potatoes in? Wonder if she's going to plant some pasta and some turmeric to go with it