Probably touched that apple and put it right back on the shelf.
Edit - just realised I'm VIP! Can I get something nice delivered with its own little driver please?
Congratulations, you win a all day trip to Hinch Towers...
Arriving at
5.00am you will have the opportunity to open the blinds
10.00am - assisting Handsnomes in his escape from the garden by digging a hole behind the garage leaving a broom nearby to aid in escape
12.30pm - lunch time... enjoy the full experience of a Ronblesshim lunch... followed by a toilet break where you allowed to Pine the bowl after vomiting
1.00pm - 5.00 pm ... free time. Explore the guest/ma bedroom, marvel at the grey interior. Take a trip around the garage, Vestlife will be on hand to answer any questions about power tools and how to place a bet on the Willy Hill app. For a small extra charge (£100) you can be fast tracked to the loft where you can rummage at your leisure. (please do not touch Trace)
5.00pm onwards. - evening meal will be provided by Ella, (Hinch Nachos available to pre book at £100 a pop) you will then be given the chance to either take handsnomes for a walk/watch a porn movie with the Hinchliffes/leave early due to boredom. Free eye tests to check for colour blindness are available on exit along with some half empty cleaning products. Have fun