Mrs Hinch #175 Hinch's content a bore, has to pretend Ronnie threw cloths on the floor

[Johnson1901]

Probably her pipes eroding from all the chemicals she pours down her drain.

The smell coming from her hair, perhaps?

Such a strange thing to say. Who are you trying to prove this too? Us or yourself? Because if you really loved that little boy as much as you insist, you would want to protect him

I must be the only one who thinks thank duck they’re asleep
Quick march to get a drink or twelve

 

[urghreally]

Let me post on a page and everyone can lick my ass

 

[Johnson1901]

Urgh some of the comments are creepy af

These people seriously need to stop smelling the zoflora and get a bloody life.

 

[Hilopicklelo]

She doesn't half love to throw around the "best friend" title doesn't she? Henry's her best friend, Ronnie's her best friend, SS is her best friend, Trace is her best friend, the kids are her best friends, millions of strangers are her best friends.

 

[Johnson1901]

I don't get the obsession with another person's child. I just about like my own children

The like for my children varies daily and deffo increases after 7.30pm

 

[Lurkymclurkinson1]

Hey ghuuyzz! My first post here after discovering tattle a few weeks back through an MUA referencing it on their stories I had never heard of here before and wow you've all kept me laughing through this lockdown! So thanks guys, hope this helps.

Can't bare the 'hope this helps' btw how bloody patronising!! I've now unfollowed Zoph I couldn't take anymore. I was never a diehard hincher I just enjoyed the odd freshen up Friday kick up the arse motivation it gave but now all this split personality between soph / gretel persona damsel in distress with a whispery voice one min then sassy passive aggressiveness the next is pissing me off!

I have a little boy who's 16 months old also could be deemed mum boreish but my god this woman is taking the piss now how orchestrated and boring she's become! Nothing natural, get up and go about her stories anymore all so forced and painful to watch. I could go on all day!! Sick of the bait posts now where the sheep dangle on her every word, she's had to go! The bath toy!! "I'm laughing so much right now over half a million of you have clicked on the link" smug witch!

Was it Kate Hayes? Hahaha. She's sent lots of people to Tattle who'd never heard of it. Welcome. X

 

[CoolMom]

Let me post on a page and everyone can lick my ass

I may have reacted to this..

 

[Johnson1901]

Since we have ex-hinchers here, has anyone ever seen her at a meet and greet/book signing? I haven’t seen that many pictures of her and her army but I’m guessing she must have done at least one of these things in the early days before the anxiety? I guess she is too famous for all that now though.

I can just imagine her trying to smile for the camera while some wild hincher is hugging her declaring that they are besest mates foreva while Soph is trying to squirm away. Jamie is stood at the side, guns out in his best vest as head of security shouting at any guys “oi mate, hands off me missus, ya get me bruv?”

I don’t like queuing for my food shopping. There’s no way on this earth I’d ever queue to meet her

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Let me post on a page and everyone can lick my ass

Isn’t she busy watching a film? Get orrfff yer phone Hinch.

 

[GroundedAngel]

She doesn't half love to throw around the "best friend" title doesn't she? Henry's her best friend, Ronnie's her best friend, SS is her best friend, Trace is her best friend, the kids are her best friends, millions of strangers are her best friends.

Again, it’s quite “young” isn’t it? Most people I know at her age don’t throw that term around. I think she probably did struggle making friends and was quite desperate to be liked, much as she is now, and thinks the fawning behaviour is the way to do it.

 

[Poppysmimi]

He is horrible, he will take the piss out of you fir a laugh and in front of others.....I know as I used to work with him

Do you know if he was married when he met The Grinch?

 

[Johnson1901]

How could he take the piss out of anyone

I bet he thinks he’s a proper geezer
Wanna be phill Mitchell

 

[Cakeybakey28]

Minus the funny banter

Completely no banter lol the shammme. See the vest is more of a Del Boy I reckon he deffo has a donkey jacket and flat cap in the range I bet lol. Certainly thinks we a buying when he referred to us as shoppers anyway lol maybe hinch is trigger more tbh lol not much between her ears

 

[Hilopicklelo]

Again, it’s quite “young” isn’t it? Most people I know at her age don’t throw that term around. I think she probably did struggle making friends and was quite desperate to be liked, much as she is now, and thinks the fawning behaviour is the way to do it.

She's 30 isn't she? In which case the same age as me. I'd be cringing calling everyone my best friend. In fact my anxiety is often that bad that I don't even call my best friend "best friend" incase they don't feel the same

 

[michf74]

Sitting there watching Disney films. Funny that, seeing as Stacey was watching Little Mermaid last night

wonder why they only have one tv? me and my husband dont always watch the same stuff, thats why he goes to our bedroom,they are with each other 24/7 and thats not healthy, my hubby would tell me to piss off if i made him watch half the shite she make jamie watch

 

[Missinthebackground]

I would probably love to see how she cleans the car, it will give me some tips my car looks like its been through a drive through and a builders merchants kids will be kids

There is a car highlight. It's the ranger over, she's basically just polishing a clean car. But u can see the audi beside it. She's hiding the audi and the fact it's a ranger over to try and be more relatable to her piss poor Hinchers. Like, lil old soph just buys bargs, so down to earth

 

[GroundedAngel]

She's 30 isn't she? In which case the same age as me. I'd be cringing calling everyone my best friend. In fact my anxiety is often that bad that I don't even call my best friend "best friend" incase they don't feel the same

Haha, me too! It’s also another manipulative strategy, making everyone appear SUPER special and important to you.

 

[Macklen83]

He is horrible, he will take the piss out of you fir a laugh and in front of others.....I know as I used to work with him

I can well imagine. I’ll never forget when he called her “hinchers” “shoppers”. What a bleeping grot

 

[WeepingWillow]

There is a car highlight. It's the ranger over, she's basically just polishing a clean car. But u can see the audi beside it. She's hiding the audi and the fact it's a ranger over to try and be more relatable to her piss poor Hinchers. Like, lil old soph just buys bargs, so down to earth

Yeah shops in Poundland and BMs and is sooooooo relatable!

piss off doll! Half wit!

she’s really annoying me today - she just dreams something and gets it, the rest of us have to work hard for it!

 

[Cakeybakey28]

Let me post on a page and everyone can lick my ass

Only so they can blow smoke up her ass ffs. And I’m sure it would bring up Facebook ads to have ppl engaging with a page. Prob not even her. Facebook is full of tit these days anyway, Maybe she thinks she’s giving something back to her fans after making her ££££ on bathly