Mrs Hinch #17 Handsomes & Gretal continue book tour, Mrs H's becoming a media wh... if you know

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On a book tour your publishing agent will pick up the tab for hotel, travel and food ... if she’s getting anything else paid for she’s got one hell of a deal! I got £50 per diems as well to cover extra expenses as well as a small fee paid for travel days. It will depend on the publisher of course but it’s not a bottomless money pit she can just take from ... everything else she pays for is tax deductable though, so if she’s savvy she can put anything from lipgloss to clothing to gym membership through her accounts claiming her image is her business.
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Two pics making me laugh:
This is a professional pic lol
http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...a0d05e#photo=ad700d0529d28bad0b4376ce33f9bc52

and

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=54d5ef1972696e002df7c41c76293ef7

The lady in the middle is all of us!

P/word is Hinch, btw

She looks like she and the guy are meeting the girl in the middle 😂

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=2e6617841d156737e860000f66576257

I've only just realised, she does not have star quality. She does not 'shine' or have the x factor visually.

Her power is purely in her banter.

She disappears in a small crowd, and the eye goes to others even though she's dolled up to dixie!

I think that's why they refused her for Towie. She just doesn't translate well on camera.

wtf lol

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=59af744925af172e47a1cf1fef9e40ab

This girl outshines her in every way!

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=adc1d7c8038c974bbb7bd64d12346927

Does she actually hate all this?

State of this. That poor crying toddler, being forced to queue in the cold for hours just to meet this toilet cleaner :(

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=2164ac0b975f4217c04e2682aacb1474

Anyone else find it weird she does not deviate from that angle of her face. It's the same in every picture unless she's gurning!
Not sure if it’s the way her make up has been done today or if it’s just her expression in the photos, but it looks like she’s had lip filler since the lakeside signing 🧐 (obvs she hasn’t IF she’s pregnant)
 
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Isn’t it about time she packed it in? Her whole obsession with Hinch is odd, nothing better to do than post pictures of things she’s gonna use to clean when (if) she moves, handfuls of juice plus capsules & her 600 second stories with multiple essays on the importance of self care.
Oh and the things she’s been ‘gifted’, more rather messaged and asked for free samples cause she’s cheap 🤭
Also discouraging buying cleaning products... MH won’t be happy,,, no not at all!
 

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Also discouraging buying cleaning products... MH won’t be happy,,, no not at all!
Isn't hinch trying to move away from cleaning into this bath bomb and face mask stuff? Could this be a battle cry from the Army Captain to change tact?
 
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Isn't hinch trying to move away from cleaning into this bath bomb and face mask stuff? Could this be a battle cry from the Army Captain to change tact?
Then what are the hinchers going to do with their jam packed narnias full of off trend cleaning products to last them five years when she moves onto bath bombs 😱😱
 
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Also discouraging buying cleaning products... MH won’t be happy,,, no not at all!
Ugh! It’s still encouraging ‘buying’ unnecessary stuff. Why not encourage spending time and energy with your family and loved ones instead of just spending money!
 
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What’s the story in her?
(Serene)....

I'd always supported her, despite becoming increasingly irritated with her Hinchgasms at every opportunity and despite her penchant for the 'woe is me' stories and posts. When I did my stories where i expressed my opinion about Hinch (see my highlights on Instagram), she was one of a few that sent me a 'complaint' message effectively calling me a bully. She's nothing but an attention seeking, self obsessed, whingey twit and I'm waiting for her to change. The. bleeping. Record. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Bring a book you’ll be waiting a while - look at her personal account it’s worse


For the Serene chat (let’s not derail Mrs Grinch’s thread)
 
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Overheard in a Belfast bookstore today. One staff member to another staff member pointing at MH’s book “Is this all the copies we have of this ?” Reply “Nah, we’ve got boxes and boxes of that shite” 😂😂😂 I’m guessing sales are slow over here 😁
 
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