Mrs Hinch #17 Handsomes & Gretal continue book tour, Mrs H's becoming a media wh... if you know

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What’s the story in her?

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I'd always supported her, despite becoming increasingly irritated with her Hinchgasms at every opportunity and despite her penchant for the 'woe is me' stories and posts. When I did my stories where i expressed my opinion about Hinch (see my highlights on Instagram), she was one of a few that sent me a 'complaint' message effectively calling me a bully. She's nothing but an attention seeking, self obsessed, whingey twit and I'm waiting for her to change. The. bleeping. Record. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Isn’t it about time she packed it in? Her whole obsession with Hinch is odd, nothing better to do than post pictures of things she’s gonna use to clean when (if) she moves, handfuls of juice plus capsules & her 600 second stories with multiple essays on the importance of self care.
Oh and the things she’s been ‘gifted’, more rather messaged and asked for free samples cause she’s cheap 🤭
 
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Two pics making me laugh:
This is a professional pic lol
http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...a0d05e#photo=ad700d0529d28bad0b4376ce33f9bc52

and

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=54d5ef1972696e002df7c41c76293ef7

The lady in the middle is all of us!

P/word is Hinch, btw

She looks like she and the guy are meeting the girl in the middle 😂

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=2e6617841d156737e860000f66576257

I've only just realised, she does not have star quality. She does not 'shine' or have the x factor visually.

Her power is purely in her banter.

She disappears in a small crowd, and the eye goes to others even though she's dolled up to dixie!

I think that's why they refused her for Towie. She just doesn't translate well on camera.

wtf lol

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=59af744925af172e47a1cf1fef9e40ab

This girl outshines her in every way!

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=adc1d7c8038c974bbb7bd64d12346927

Does she actually hate all this?

State of this. That poor crying toddler, being forced to queue in the cold for hours just to meet this toilet cleaner :(

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...ce454c#photo=2164ac0b975f4217c04e2682aacb1474

Anyone else find it weird she does not deviate from that angle of her face. It's the same in every picture unless she's gurning!
 
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I actually think today’s look was better than yesterday. I mean the hair was meh but her make up artist clearly knows what she’s doing. Better than that Mikey tool
I think Mikey hates her. She looked a state. She still has far too much make up on though, it's been applied with a trowel.

Jamie looking over the moon with handsomes embroidery. I’m sure it will take pride of place in the storage unit.

Also no phones allowed today when you meet the Hinch, yet yesterday everyone was taking pics and recording on their phones as no photographer. It just makes no sense, why so lax that you can film her one day, and then the next they’re strict View attachment 12033View attachment 12032
He always has the same expression. I think he hates his teeth. I find it hard to tell what emotion he's feeling. It's like he's trying to emote, but he's thinking about his constipation.
 
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Aw,,, unfollowed her a while back
She used to have a whole highlight on her insta slagging off Hinch, which has now magically vanished.

I used to love LHB, we even spoke on insta quite a few times - even about how vile Hinch was and how we could see through her BS so early on.
I thought she was genuine and one of the best cleaning instas out there as she wasn’t using millions of products. What a shame.
 
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Today’s look and the top knot is back. Picture quality is terrible for professional pics.


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I think that photog is done with her, she prob blamed him for not having the right snapchat filters lol

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...723453#photo=84d14c15d71fee5c70acafdaf4f7ee94

lol

When the sun streamed in he / she didn't even bother to correct the settings. I'm barely able to take pics and I know how to handle sunlight with settings.

Some of these pictures should have been deleted, they are risking their reputation uploading them. Maybe that's why it's password protected when other albums are public, but still.. unprofessional. I wouldn't hire them looking at those pictures tbh.

This is not how you take pics with fans. They've been instructed totally wrong, lol! They need to swap places, at least.

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...0a5a9c#photo=607a51a2ae1b2bd33c75e3ab9ea7a4c3
 
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In two different shops I’ve seen a new (I think) brand of crisps that look really nice but was put off buying them cos they’re called ‘Jack Pots’ 😂😂
 
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I think that photog is done with her, she prob blamed him for not having the right snapchat filters lol

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...723453#photo=84d14c15d71fee5c70acafdaf4f7ee94

lol

When the sun streamed in he / she didn't even bother to correct the settings. I'm barely able to take pics and I know how to handle sunlight with settings.

Some of these pictures should have been deleted, they are risking their reputation uploading them. Maybe that's why it's password protected when other albums are public, but still.. unprofessional. I wouldn't hire them looking at those pictures tbh.

This is not how you take pics with fans. They've been instructed totally wrong, lol! They need to swap places, at least.

http://ignite-images.co.uk/gallerie...0a5a9c#photo=607a51a2ae1b2bd33c75e3ab9ea7a4c3
Some of the pics look like she’s genuinely smiling, the others look so forced.
 
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Her hair extensions are in desperate need of a feed. They are like dry straw. and she is a qualified hairdresser.

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I think she wears those off the shoulder tops to both hide her arms scars and distract from them.

Could see her arm scar in a picture from yesterday. Loose skin removal always leaves horrible scars :(
 
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I think Mikey hates her. She looked a state. She still has far too much make up on though, it's been applied with a trowel.

Mikey didn’t do her make up today, did he? I thought her make up was better today.

He always has the same expression. I think he hates his teeth. I find it hard to tell what emotion he's feeling. It's like he's trying to emote, but he's thinking about his constipation.
 
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Absolutjeyva publicity stunt,, even if he coughed up £100 is nowt to them and hope to win back some speculating doubting fans,,, he’ll put it through the books anyway, they have a company remember



Who? Can’t Work it out, you can say here, it’s fine.


What’s the story in her?

So can anybody clarify,,, this book tour, whos pocket do the expenses come from? Themselves? Penguin? You know the flights, hotels, goodie bags, hair and Mua, swanky meals, blankets 😂, photographer... ect


Humble, my arse!
On a book tour your publishing agent will pick up the tab for hotel, travel and food ... if she’s getting anything else paid for she’s got one hell of a deal! I got £50 per diems as well to cover extra expenses as well as a small fee paid for travel days. It will depend on the publisher of course but it’s not a bottomless money pit she can just take from ... everything else she pays for is tax deductable though, so if she’s savvy she can put anything from lipgloss to clothing to gym membership through her accounts claiming her image is her business.
 
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Her hair extensions are in desperate need of a feed. They are like dry straw. and she is a qualified hairdresser.

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I think she wears those off the shoulder tops to both hide her arms scars and distract from them.

Could see her arm scar in a picture from yesterday. Loose skin removal always leaves horrible scars :(
Which picture was that? I’ve seen pictures of her arms and never seen these scars so I’m intrigued.
 
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