Mrs Hinch #163 Liar liar, Pampers on fire.

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Meanwhile the rest of us are up worrying all night that we’ve not got jobs to go back to once furlough ends. Or that we’ll lose family members. Real problems.
 
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My last one was close to another suggestion

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Winner, winner, no roast dinner!
 
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Do they only have 1 meal a day after breakfast?
I am not defending her (promise 😉) but on a Sunday we only have 2 meals. We have a proper Sunday breakfast then a roast dinner. Obvs followed by a food coma 🤣🤣
 
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Bet someone’s offered her a *kindly gifted Ring-A-Roast.

Staying true to the Mrs Hinch brand - why do something yourself when you can get it for free.
 
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Allow it Guyyzz some people can't actually cook a roast 🤣. My sister can't cook full Stop 😂 which is why I doorstop deliver her dinner every Sunday during This lockdown . Normally the fambam congregate at mine on a sunday for " The Roast " I feed & water 11 of us every week pre Lockdown ❤
 
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Soph can’t cook, Ronnie is gonna puke don’t forget to put ticks in the book!
 
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Anxiety over a roast dinner. Could she be any more pathetic! Does she have a clue what’s going on in other people’s lives at the moment. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again she has no social awareness whatsoever. It’s all me, me, me
 
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Ring-o-Ring No Roasty. Hinchy cannot boasty! A tissue, a tissue* a full meltdown...

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I don’t get why she goes to such an effort cooking for Ronnie and then eats tit herself. Especially as she ignores the advice about salt...
 
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The clicking her fingers and the jobs done nonsense is doing my head in. Get a new trick Zoph!
You can imagine a new Huncher standing in the kitchen with all those bottles of chemicals in front of them, madly clicking their fingers (like Michael in Mary Poppins😊) and sobbing ‘Soph, it doesnt work for me, what am I doing wrong’
 
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Cooking a roast dinner isn't hard Soph, it isn't like you're hosting for 15 people at Christmas ......👀 It is just the three of you, that's if you were doing Ronnie one as well.

Christ even my husband, who at one point could only do things that went with toast can do a banging roast dinner. And is currently doing ours so I could have a lie in.

You seriously need to get a grip love! 🙄
 
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New title suggestion; Winner, Winner, don’t have to cook the chicken dinner, sorry Guise i’m just a beginner 😆
 
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duck my bleeping life.... she couldn’t sleep over anxiety over cooking a roast dinner one of the easiest meals ever! And yet... can cook Ron Ron slop
 
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I really really don’t get this pathetic regression. In the beginning she was confident, slightly funny, did clean and I *cough* got a tip from her. She cooked. She went on holidays. Now it’s like she’s 5 or something. She’s infantilised herself. Imagine being awake all night worrying about cooking a roast. Thousands of folk in the country worrying about money, jobs, illness, death and so on. Nah she’s pretend worrying she can’t put an aunt Bessie in the oven
 
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