I say it too but not if I was getting paid shitloads to advertise Shark. She is so dim.
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I am 100% sure that she said at one point the ordinary wasn’t working for her and that she was going to get something with tropic in the title, one of which someone on here said was a pyramid scheme. What happened to that?!
Does anyone know how old Henry is? I'm guessing he's not much more than 4 or 5? My neighbour has a spaniel who's almost 10 and he's much slimmer and a lot more agile than Henry. He gets a long walk twice a day though from his owners. One of them takes him in the morning and the other one in the evening (they both work shifts so whoever is around)
I don't doubt that she loves Henry, but at the same time she's neglecting him by overfeeding him and not taking him for a walk. I don't think he's going to have a long life sadly
I don't doubt that she loves Henry, but at the same time she's neglecting him by overfeeding him and not taking him for a walk. I don't think he's going to have a long life sadly
He will be 5 this year I thinkDoes anyone know how old Henry is? I'm guessing he's not much more than 4 or 5? My neighbour has a spaniel who's almost 10 and he's much slimmer and a lot more agile than Henry. He gets a long walk twice a day though from his owners. One of them takes him in the morning and the other one in the evening (they both work shifts so whoever is around)
I don't doubt that she loves Henry, but at the same time she's neglecting him by overfeeding him and not taking him for a walk. I don't think he's going to have a long life sadly
Omg yes thisSo, I’ve got a question about Mrs Hinch that I’ve been thinking about asking although it is a bit long. I genuinely don’t understand her popularity. I had heard of her obviously, but never actually looked at her SM before I found this marvellous and entertaining site a couple of weeks ago.
Given her huge success, I always thought that she would be an interesting, spirited, dynamic person.
Giving proper tips and tricks about cleaning and house maintenance, possibly with a bit of science/explanation thrown in. Do you remember How clean is your House? A mix between the no nonsense, bluntness of Kim/Aggie and the humour/snark style of someone like Chrissy Teigen. To be blunt, I thought she’d be a lot more interesting and informative than she is.
Now I’ve seen her, I’m astonished that she is so popular. I just don’t get it. Her cleaning seems more anxiety driven and competitive, she is so repetitive, she posts so much about her baby but she isn’t posting anything new or groundbreaking about childcare. Her account is boring. Her use of that old woman filter is weird and pathetic, she isn’t very likeable or even funny. The cleaning seems to be more of a compulsion than a desire to help people keep a clean and organised house.
Her crafts are really mediocre and rehashed from other sites. As you lot point out, often her organising doesn’t make sense - her kitchen cupboards had a very random mix of things in it. And it just seems so fake and joyless.
Childcare accounts are interesting and helpful when they point out the reality of life. The genuinely hard parts or mistakes and show you how to deal with them. Tsunami of poo from a baby? Show how to get poo stains out of clothes, the best way to store your bedding so you can change their bed easily, give humour and empathy to the situation so it is relatable and encouraging. So other people can take support when they find parenting tricky. Which it often is despite these accounts which seem to portray it as perfect, domestic bliss. They are useful when they acknowledge the tit and how to deal with it, and can make you laugh, even when you have been crying. When they encourage you to look after yourself as well as everyone else. Mrs Hinch just tries to show a perfect life but it so obviously isn’t true. Sometimes it is excruciating watching her fantasy posts of perfect mothering and housekeeping.
How did she get so popular? More importantly, why is she so popular? She is so bland and desperate. It’s often uncomfortable to watch. Can anyone enlighten me?
And one more thing, for someone who professes to love her dog so much, she certainly doesn’t look after him very well. That is a high energy breed. He never seems to go for long daily walks. Why isn’t she putting Ronnie in a sling and filming herself walking the dog? Is she having to shield at home for health reasons? But the dog still needs walking.
absolutely sums up my thinking about this woman - how can she have so many followers?? I think some people have simply lost the plot and ability to think for themselves. So dull and everything is gifted and staged.
From what I see it looks as though she’s gone for low maintenance look of balayage... but because that nest is so bleeping greasy and those hair extensions must be hanging on by a single hair it looks bleeping rancidRight this has been bugging me since following Hinch/her thread. That hair. Can someone tell me has it always been like that, does she actually like it like that, is that a style ? ( brown on top, blonde on the bottom ) or is it because she can’t get to a hairdresser right now ( which is fair enough ) ? I’m blonde and cannot stand big roots at all. Would rather shave my head.
What happened to keeping her account upbeat and happy to give people a little bit of light relief in such dark times? Is that just until someone says they don’t like your wardrobes hun?? On the day her supposed best mates partner lost their Nan as well!
She just lives in her own bubble. She’s so unaware of what is going on around her if it’s not directly affecting her. People are dying. Thousands upon thousands. Some of her followers have undoubtedly lost people to this awful disease. Then they log on and see her literally crying over a “troll” comment. I’ve got to admit I’m a bit jealous that all she has to worry about is someone not liking her wardrobes. Oh to have that life!
while I’m here, the comments from her barmy army saying this is why people commit suicide and using #bekind is making me so angry. It’s a comment about expecting someone’s wardrobe to be “better”. The very fact this is being described as “trolling” is so disrespectful to people actually being trolled. The word is flung about far too much to be taken seriously. It’s pathetic.
She just lives in her own bubble. She’s so unaware of what is going on around her if it’s not directly affecting her. People are dying. Thousands upon thousands. Some of her followers have undoubtedly lost people to this awful disease. Then they log on and see her literally crying over a “troll” comment. I’ve got to admit I’m a bit jealous that all she has to worry about is someone not liking her wardrobes. Oh to have that life!
while I’m here, the comments from her barmy army saying this is why people commit suicide and using #bekind is making me so angry. It’s a comment about expecting someone’s wardrobe to be “better”. The very fact this is being described as “trolling” is so disrespectful to people actually being trolled. The word is flung about far too much to be taken seriously. It’s pathetic.
It’s too expensive for the tight witch to buy starting from £18 for cleanser and what’s she using £5 stuff?
Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it’s automatically better...I love that stuff it’s all natural and well that’s not really hinchys thing now is it? The more chemicalS the better!
What infuriates me is that when she’s talking about some cleaning product/make up/shitcraft/poo pouch she almost always says, I just love it guys, it’s great then that’s it! Surely she should say WHY she loves it and how it’s used(and I dont men half a bottle of pine cleaner down the bog) and a bit of a verbal review so her sheep knew what to do with it. Then you wouldn’t get hinchers showing their Home Bargains 100 quid haul of Pink Stuff, Elbow Grease etc and then asking what to do with it?
Yep. And why do they never review stuff honestly?
There must be stuff they think is meh or crap. Does getting free stuff mean so much to them that every review is “I just love it!”
I think an account with genuine reviews would eventually be so much more popular. It’d actually stand for something. Not just being a way of getting free crap to clutter up your supposedly tidy house. And go into more detail like you said - why is it better than the thing you had before? Why is it an improvement on the others on the market?
She's finallly mentioned mental health awareness week! Its only bloody Thursday 
For such a big account you would think she would encourage people to look after their mental health, go for walks, talk to friends etc. All she does is encourage people to clean which can be so damaging for peoples mental and physical health
For such a big account you would think she would encourage people to look after their mental health, go for walks, talk to friends etc. All she does is encourage people to clean which can be so damaging for peoples mental and physical health
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I actually think her Hincher are jealous of her. They love to throw that word around to anyone who doesn’t want a grey house but all Hinchers want to do is have a house exactly like hers and I’m sure many can’t afford it. They probably think they are infatuated by her but deep down I think a lot of them are jealous as they can only dream of having half of what she has.
That’s what we are all wondering. I think a large amount of us in here are ex Hinchers who saw the light. Some, like me, knew she existed but it was because of her blatant manipulation of a certain ‘type’ of person that made me angry. Not all obviously, but most of her real followers(about 200,000 I’d say) are either single mums, lonely as hell. Or low income people, maybe on 1 wage. Or women with a mental health issue or genuinely suffering with low self esteem. She tapped into that by being their ‘friend’. And because they were vulnerable she had them hooked. Once they were in her clutches then came the swipe ups. Subtle at first. “You can be like me. Cos I am your friend. I wouldn’t lie to you”. Then the swipe ups increased and became more expensive. The Shark for example. And still her army fell for it. Now even with a brand new extension, 2 new cars, a whole new kitchen with glory hole, a Disney holiday, parties, baby showers, prams high chairs blah blah still her sheeple love her. Because they’ve invested too much time and money to believe anything else. And because they’ve dedicated so much time to this imaginary friend, they haven’t gone into the real world and made friends of their own. Hinch doesn’t give a flying duck about them. Wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. Nobody knows her outside this insta bubble. Cos most of her followers are bots. She is a vain, rude, fake, lazy, spoilt manipulator and I hope she vanishes up her own arse soon.So, I’ve got a question about Mrs Hinch that I’ve been thinking about asking although it is a bit long. I genuinely don’t understand her popularity. I had heard of her obviously, but never actually looked at her SM before I found this marvellous and entertaining site a couple of weeks ago.
Given her huge success, I always thought that she would be an interesting, spirited, dynamic person.
Giving proper tips and tricks about cleaning and house maintenance, possibly with a bit of science/explanation thrown in. Do you remember How clean is your House? A mix between the no nonsense, bluntness of Kim/Aggie and the humour/snark style of someone like Chrissy Teigen. To be blunt, I thought she’d be a lot more interesting and informative than she is.
Now I’ve seen her, I’m astonished that she is so popular. I just don’t get it. Her cleaning seems more anxiety driven and competitive, she is so repetitive, she posts so much about her baby but she isn’t posting anything new or groundbreaking about childcare. Her account is boring. Her use of that old woman filter is weird and pathetic, she isn’t very likeable or even funny. The cleaning seems to be more of a compulsion than a desire to help people keep a clean and organised house.
Her crafts are really mediocre and rehashed from other sites. As you lot point out, often her organising doesn’t make sense - her kitchen cupboards had a very random mix of things in it. And it just seems so fake and joyless.
Childcare accounts are interesting and helpful when they point out the reality of life. The genuinely hard parts or mistakes and show you how to deal with them. Tsunami of poo from a baby? Show how to get poo stains out of clothes, the best way to store your bedding so you can change their bed easily, give humour and empathy to the situation so it is relatable and encouraging. So other people can take support when they find parenting tricky. Which it often is despite these accounts which seem to portray it as perfect, domestic bliss. They are useful when they acknowledge the tit and how to deal with it, and can make you laugh, even when you have been crying. When they encourage you to look after yourself as well as everyone else. Mrs Hinch just tries to show a perfect life but it so obviously isn’t true. Sometimes it is excruciating watching her fantasy posts of perfect mothering and housekeeping.
How did she get so popular? More importantly, why is she so popular? She is so bland and desperate. It’s often uncomfortable to watch. Can anyone enlighten me?
And one more thing, for someone who professes to love her dog so much, she certainly doesn’t look after him very well. That is a high energy breed. He never seems to go for long daily walks. Why isn’t she putting Ronnie in a sling and filming herself walking the dog? Is she having to shield at home for health reasons? But the dog still needs walking.
Sorry I went off on 1 there. But I’ve seen the, mostly, women she leaves in her wake. Crying cos their house isn’t tidy or doesn’t look like Castle Greyskull. Having no cash for food but having loads of zoflo under the sink. Begging to be liked or acknowledged by Princess Beg. Yes we all have free will, but she’s made them that way. While she sits with Onslow counting her cash while Ronnie sits in the corner waiting for his next being used as a prop moment
there’s the sour cream and onion cornflour which was mentioned on here yesterday
Love it when you pause a video at the exact millisecond someone is pulling an awful face!!
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And the egg house! I mentioned that yesterdayView attachment 134926
there’s the sour cream and onion cornflour which was mentioned on here yesterday
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there’s the sour cream and onion cornflour which was mentioned on here yesterday
I was just going to say this
it's a shame her followers don't have a clue that Soph's content is really for us tattlers and not them.How does she know it’s Ronnie’s fave? Probably his least dislikedView attachment 134926
there’s the sour cream and onion cornflour which was mentioned on here yesterday
this is what we do too. And they wait while their bowl is filled. We have multiple dogs, my old man is 13 and he’s fed 3 small meals a day, occasion
This surprised me too. I have working breeds and if they didn’t have their walks plus their “brain games” I wouldn’t have any skirting boards left. I was out walking them at 6am this morning and I’ll be out again tonight. They’re currently working out how to get a few bits of dry food out of 4 pint bottles. It’s bloody noisy but keeping them busy
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