Mrs Hinch #161 barmy army keep their Zoflora housed, whilst cucumber gets Hinchy aroused

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I don't get why she makes a song and dance about Ronnie's meals. You made scrambled egg hun. That's what it is. With tomatoes and spinach in it. Just fucking say "scrambled egg" instead of "I'm gunna make something I've made a couple of times before but it's rrrrrronnies fave" trying to make it sound like something exciting.

Annoya me how much food she wastes by cutting little shapes out of fruit and veg. This may come as a shock to you Soph but a lot of time we leave the skin on as its easier for children to grip.

Also wish she would just steam her broccoli in the microwave. Takes literally 1 minute and uses no water, tastes better too. Fuck boiling a full pan of water for those few bits of broccoli. Boiling takes all the goodness out too.
 
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SS showing what real meals times can be like, which I absolutely love. She don't give a shit about the mess. Also Rex using a spoon too, so I wonder how long before Soph ups the anti.
 
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All the dog groomers by me seem to be back working, dunno why she can’t get Henry’s hair trimmed

They not allowed I don’t think and maybe she afraid of backlash for breaking rules they are not allowed to groom at pets at home
 
Absolutely bang on!
 
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As if she’s just made a 2 egg omelette thing with a massive knob of butter for a baby.... even I as a grown adult would be full! The fat content from that butter too!!
 
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Here here.

Hinch confession-I actually tagged her in some posts on my home renovation page before I saw the light, removed tags and blocked her on there, so i didnt appear on her page anymore and her mine. There may even be some #hinchern hashtags on there aswel. I feel dirty. THE SHAME
 
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Mother of God one of my biggest pet peeves is people saying MatalanD!!!!!!!!! It’s fucking written on the top of the shop in massive red letters.
My own mum says it despite me correctly her every time and it drives me up the wall
 
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