Mrs Hinch #156 Hinchers will be fit to burst grey Scrub Daddy revealed on Tattle first

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Jamie wasn’t wrong though lol.

Jamie will probably be moved to Ronnie's room soon, just so she can avoid spending time with him aswell.
I mean she will clean her already clean kitchen before bed. Then fart about finding some inspiration quote for IG. Daub herself in talc, then fanny around with her bedside lamp, and have a good old sniff of her mom's old hanky. Then soon as he's a sleep she's finally goes to bed too lol.
 
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Tattle bingo
*Fatsnomes in the garden
*Ronnie eating breakfast, making a "mess" and dropping food for henry
*Jug of spaghetti/hula hoops/mugshot for breakfast whilst passively aggressively shouting all the best with the hideous gretal filter
*Cleaning oven or microwave (just kidding, giving her some content atv)
*febreeze and chopping of cushions
*ronnie napping in pram in the garden or his big fat gypsy moses basket
*something broken/ flown away in the garden with the strong winds we have had today
*Promoting products she uses (havent seen flash mop for a while)
*Ronnies ahem..... dinner followed by click to clean or waving her pen around like bibbidi bobbidi boo
*Using her new grey scrub mummy/daddy
*ticking off her lists whilst awkwardly holding her pen
*Another hour at playgroup making something with sticks
*Ronnie brushing teeth or tufts of hair and hinch declaring her love for him. Followed by a picture of ronnie sleeping on his left side with a teddy.
*painting the hidden garden archway grey and applying fairy lights that she got before lockdown
*seductively turning kitchen lights off with stick heart in shot, febreezing the house, then henry running up the stairs to bed followed by a goodnight quote.

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Atv xxx
 
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Zoph will never love anyone or anything more than herself. Not even that shitty angel in a box.

I think you’ve covered her whole life there
 
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She’s obviously taking the piss out of this thread by putting everything that gets said on her story.
Definitely! Can’t respond to all the people who are so far up her arse but she can spend her days looking at these threads.
 
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I think you have described her day perfectly!

If she is f*cking with us and answering all our posts can we at least make it fun? Let's start making our Bingos more ott and see if she plays along
 
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Standard Hinch, you forgot to mention to hairy dogs cock shot tho
 
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blow *getsgifted* on a near enough 1k mattress That’s designed to keep you cool.
Goes and puts a padded mattress cover on it.
mill stick to my bog standard £250 one thanks
 
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The field! You forgot the field!
 
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Now you done her whole day... I bet tomorrow is a day off her phone lol? That’s my bingo
 
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Well I’ve never put my pillowcases on inside out & there is a reason for that, it’s making more fucking work for yourself, I’ve been putting the duvet cover on inside out since the age of 16, Hinch thinks she invents everything her dopey followers will be doing videos now & tagging the twerp!
 
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This!
 
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Hopefully she will drop the iron on her gifted synthetic carpet
 
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Can’t recall seeing the good old tumble drying sheets Zoph uses to clean the ceiling lights, they must be due a story soon
 
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The one I have has built in memory foam so up your Grinch!

It is really comfy lol
we could actually do with a new one! Ours is dipping but when I went online to look I didn’t have a clue what was what.
To keep it on track. My tattle bingo is another day off
 
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