Thought this morning I would make a list of the do's and don'ts for the lockdown and tick off this things that Hinch has managed to achieve. Maybe when she reads this she can figure out where she is going wrong. Unfortunately, I dont have a £16 lined book to write it in:
DON'T - Have social gatherings in your house
DON'T - Leave the house for non-essential items i.e. ingredients for a cheesecake
DON'T - Let people come and go from your house, Ma Barker I'm looking at you
DON'T - Moan about how your frazzled when a. Your life hasn't changed and b. Your in a much more privileged position than most
DON'T - Try and make the Clap for the NHS about yourself
DON'T - Order non- essential items to be delivered to your house putting strain on the postal services
DON'T - Act like a dickhead and make 'vision boards' of the shit you would like to be given when a lot of people's visions right now are just to see it through the day alive
DON'T - Pick up items in public spaces that can by full of germs
DO - Raise awareness of how staying at home can save lives
DO - Donate to charities at this vulnerable time
DO - Promote charities that can help people struggling with mental health
DO - Talk about the struggles of missing your family so people feel like they are not alone in the way they are feeling
DO - Clap with your neighbours at 8PM on Thursdays to show solidarity and how much we appreciate the NHS and what they are doing for us
DO - Go out for an hour a day with exercise with your dog
All completed while listening to 'nothing feels better than ticks'