Mrs Hinch #143 blended patties, getting a book? Mum of the Year? Then off you can duck!

[Mememememe]

Yep, you couldn't make it up

she got an extension just before Ronnieblessim was born, so she wouldn't have to move the dog out of his 'bedroom' for her actual SON, when he was born!!

All kitted out with his own personal cushions and pictures

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Didn't she used to put him to bed and stroke his paw until he fell asleep too

 

[misslmg]

I have loads to catch up on but just wanted to say that the curtain pleats thing really gets on my wick. Who cares whether your pleats are even or uneven

 

[DoodlePoodle]

BRB just going to find a mouse to put in my hair. Didn’t realise that’s what it’s been missing all this time!

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Yep, you couldn't make it up

she got an extension just before Ronnieblessim was born, so she wouldn't have to move the dog out of his 'bedroom' for her actual SON, when he was born!!

All kitted out with his own personal cushions and pictures

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Wait, has she actually printed off "all the vest sorry best" and put it in a bleeping frame

 

[Cjh78]

In my opinion it’s because breast is best and think the govt
Won’t allow baby milk ads trying to say otherwise I may be wrong perhaps a new mum on here can confirm . All the breast!

Yes that’s true. The WHO etc want to promote and encourage breastfeeding as much as possible. Advertising an alternative would possibly affect/influence mothers feeding choice.
That is why formula companies invented second stage ‘follow one milk. There isn’t a lot of difference between the first and second stage milk, but they are allowed to promote and advertise the second, so you become aware of their brand and products.

 

[GiftedWaxMelts]

I have loads to catch up on but just wanted to say that the curtain pleats thing really gets on my wick. Who cares whether your pleats are even or uneven

Really irritates me too, glad it’s not just me!
Who the duck cares about stuff like that, what a sad life!

 

[Jodders]

I’m still behind and stuck in the last thread but I wanted to come and say this before I forget again! I write so many essays in my head while I’m reading through these threads and then my toddler and baby wake up before I get the chance to post.

I would have so much more respect for Hinch if she was just honest about things. Like if she said, “guys, I’m really not a confident cook, which is why I’ve been sticking to pouches and jars. I was too scared of messing up. But I’ve reached out to (X person or company) and they’re helping me out with some simple recipes for things I can make for Ronnie”. I don’t get why she hasn’t done this. She’s admitted before that cooking isn’t her strong point (no judgement - it’s not mine either) and surely no one is going to believe that one day Ronnie was living on pouches, then the next day she suddenly knew how to make pancakes and patties. It doesn’t make sense.

Why doesn’t she say, “Ronnie isn’t great at sitting up or crawling yet”? Why does she try to pretend he can do it? If I had to guess, I’d say that she’s worried sick about it and doesn’t want to be judged, or for people to message her and say there’s something wrong with him. I get it. But I don’t like that she pretends that he can. If you’re worried, just don’t show him at all. Reach out to the health visitor and ask for support, and keep him off insta.

Last one: I REALLY wish she’d admit that her mum is there. Just admit it! “Guys, when lockdown started, we decided that mum would move in with us”. I’m guessing it’s so that she can keep “working” as there is no way I’d be able to clean, film, make things right now (I have a 9 month old and 2 year old. My husband is a key worker and is gone all day. I’m lucky if I get to have a wee). She has to have someone there to be able to do what she does. I know she has Jamie but maybe he’s involved with a lot of the filming too...I don’t know.

I just hate all the slyness and evasion. I’d like her a lot more if she was transparent but it’s like she physically can’t do it. Everything has to look like it’s perfect.

 

[Blackjack2]

It’s truly amazing how she gets all these messages from her new followers asking her questions about previous tat but she won’t answer questions from anyone else! She’s so desperate for content repeating old tit. Why doesn’t she answer her critics head on? Wonder where bug boy is he’s been quiet, he must be down Morrison’s getting the Birdseye burgers.

 

[Maz81]

Hi guyszz, I really can't keep up with all these threads. Been at work doing 3 12 hours shifts in a hospital, while I'm guessing Soph has been pissing about cleaning her sink and propping ronnsomes up blessums like an ornament. Have I missed much? From what I've seen of her stories today, she's still decided she would wake up and act like a complete prick as usual. Soph if you reading this, we dont believe Ronnie is standing unaided for more than a second that it takes to take a photo, so if you could actually provide us with evidence that he sits unaided for more than 2 seconds and is pulling himself up on furniture to stand, otherwise it didn't happen soph and don't get me started on the food she's making for Ronnie, I mean Deliah Smith eat your heart out! Again we see no evidence of ronnie actually eating it, probably because he isn't and I don't blame him. That crap she made this morning looked as dry as Ghandis flip flop, poor kid. Her content is boring the death out of me, so hope she does something exciting like fly free for more than 48 hours. BTW no one cares if there isnt an equal space between the bleeping curtain pleats, there are far more important things to worry over if you hadn't noticed you silly cow. ATV

 

[misslmg]

Really irritates me too, glad it’s not just me!
Who the duck cares about stuff like that, what a sad life!

Literally! There is an actual worldwide pandemic and she is posting about curtain bleeping PLEATS

 

[BettyBeau]

But why wouldn’t stacey do it alone? She doesn’t need hinch. She’s proved that with bringing out her own cleaning range (if that’s true). I get why Sophie needs the friendship, but why does Stacey?

New Kim and aggy cleaning crap plus making stuff out of crap tv show

 

[misslmg]

As Ronnieblesshislittletufts loves everything she has made him so far I can’t wait for him not to love something. Of course it will never be filmed because everything is so perfect at Hinch Towers but I can’t wait for him to launch the food all up the walls, floor, over that shaggy rug.
Imagine the screeching, Hyperventilating that the house now has a bit of colour. Lard arse eating up the spoils after running in from the garden with muddy paws. Jamie mid way through the third sloppy tit of the day.

Lol she would never film him chucking something in pure disgust as we know all children do! I've ended up with spag bol in my face plenty times! All the vest!

 

[MrsD33]

I’m still behind and stuck in the last thread but I wanted to come and say this before I forget again! I write so many essays in my head while I’m reading through these threads and then my toddler and baby wake up before I get the chance to post.

I would have so much more respect for Hinch if she was just honest about things. Like if she said, “guys, I’m really not a confident cook, which is why I’ve been sticking to pouches and jars. I was too scared of messing up. But I’ve reached out to (X person or company) and they’re helping me out with some simple recipes for things I can make for Ronnie”. I don’t get why she hasn’t done this. She’s admitted before that cooking isn’t her strong point (no judgement - it’s not mine either) and surely no one is going to believe that one day Ronnie was living on pouches, then the next day she suddenly knew how to make pancakes and patties. It doesn’t make sense.

Why doesn’t she say, “Ronnie isn’t great at sitting up or crawling yet”? Why does she try to pretend he can do it? If I had to guess, I’d say that she’s worried sick about it and doesn’t want to be judged, or for people to message her and say there’s something wrong with him. I get it. But I don’t like that she pretends that he can. If you’re worried, just don’t show him at all. Reach out to the health visitor and ask for support, and keep him off insta.

Last one: I REALLY wish she’d admit that her mum is there. Just admit it! “Guys, when lockdown started, we decided that mum would move in with us”. I’m guessing it’s so that she can keep “working” as there is no way I’d be able to clean, film, make things right now (I have a 9 month old and 2 year old. My husband is a key worker and is gone all day. I’m lucky if I get to have a wee). She has to have someone there to be able to do what she does. I know she has Jamie but maybe he’s involved with a lot of the filming too...I don’t know.

I just hate all the slyness and evasion. I’d like her a lot more if she was transparent but it’s like she physically can’t do it. Everything has to look like it’s perfect.

So what you’re saying is, she should be honest and truthful?

Have you met our princess soph patron saint of zoflora

You’re describing her evil twin

 

[Feska]

I have 3 and mine often just moan about everything I give them unless it’s toast! But of course Ronniewivthelonglegswhocanstandandtalkandhastwoteefswhosmummaloveshimandkissesmummaandloveshandsnomeshenrystail ‘LOVES IT ALL’

Takes after his mum. All she says is I love ittt! I love ittt guyzzzzz

 

[AC55]

SS and The Grinch must wait for one of them to post so they can do something better. It's almost become a pissing contest between them! "Anything Stace can do I can do better" well actually Grinch, you can't. You can't because you are boring, vacuous and so lacking in content that you copy your supposed "best friend" in a pathetic attempt to increase engagement. duck off.

 

[Jaybtee]

does he ever eat jam or anything like that
you know - messy, sticky and a bleeping nightmare to get out your hair, carpet or the bloody dog

 

[Pinchers]

Guyzzzzzzz we still have “bake a cake” to look forward to!! OMG I can’t wait! What will go in it? What colour will it be? Will there be piped icing?! Oooooh the possibilities!
(Wonder if they magicked up some more cake tins too. Not sure the other ones survived #steppingstonegate)

I wonder if she will use the tins she made those tit stepping stones in

 

[tweetypiex]

I really hope she does bring out a baby book. I think it will be her downfall. The new mum target audience will be a lot less forgiving than her barmy army of wannabe cleaners. She can't do stuff like feed her child low fat soft cheese and promote unsafe sleeping and not expect some backlash.

theres no chance she’ll be allowed to put half of the things she does in a baby book if she gets one

 

[Feska]

Did she have to post the ingredients? Are her hinchers so unbelievably stupid that when they’ve read “porridge oats and milk” they’ve needed a visual to what those items could possibly be.

why can’t she just use cows milk and regular porridge oats? (Cows milk is fine in food before 1)

She’s clearly struggling for content and in competition with her pal. Wish she would just be honest. It would be so refreshing and she would come across much more relatable. Instead of that she makes out she’s living in a perfect bubble.

 

[Brightstar72]

God...that garden is getting so full of crap...she buys more and more stuff and it just looks plonked and crowded. she got seriously bad taste


But it’s for all her new followers

Just because you can buy it doesn’t mean you should. They’re seriously spoiling the space with the amount of tat cluttering up that garden. Wow