Mrs Hinch #130 Hinch hits an all time low. It's about the amazing NHS not you and Onslow.

[L00kform3]

I used to think well we don’t see every part of her day blah blah but honestly the woman can post up to 60 stories in 24 hours. She’s shown everything from a picture of her giving birth to him in the bath, nappy changes, his outfit for the day, every single meal, the daily bleeping tuft update. I now don’t believe she’s put any effort into helping him develop and grow.

She’s also never shown any “real” bits. Like I said she documents everything else. Never spoken about him throwing up in the early days (I know not all do and if yours didn’t / doesn’t well duck YOU AND PAY FOR MY COUCH CLEAN ), never said anything about sleepless nights, fussy days, days where she feels like it’s all too much, days where she tried to leave the house and it took two hours just to get their tit ready. She needs everything to be Insta perfect I agree and now through what I think is her own doing he’s not the Insta perfect baby for his age so it’s this constant on the defence.

I also agree she wants to keep him tiny forever. I mean we all probably have had an element of that if you’ve got kids or are close to kids in your life. Mine is 5 weeks and love watching her change every day but I would love an hour of her only being an hour old again because that’s magical! However the lying flat in the pram, almost 24/7 in baby grows, still being in the bedside crib in her room, always cradling him like he’s a week old. It’s weird. Of course some of that when other people do it there’s nothing wrong with it. It’s fine if you can’t be bothered with the hassle of throwing them into a full outfit or you feel more secure with them still in your room. It’s because it’s her though. The weirdest human alive. That’s why I’m rambling she’s just so bleeping strange I can’t even articulate some of the things about her that I think are so off. I think there’s something wrong with her but not even like a diagnosed thing or whatever I just think she is 100% not right. She’s a one of a kind weirdo.

AMEN.

I used to really like her but it was when she didn’t post the honest side to being a mum I went completely off her and she lost me. It was when my baby was up all night long and she used to brag about Ronnie sleeping all night I was like nah, duck her now.

I was sat cleaning up baby sick with you don’t you worry

 

[motherofdonkeys]

She's one of those women who is a mother, but not a mum. But hey, whatevs, as long as the sink is polished and cloths folded, priorities

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Those video's of Ron Ron are so sad I didn't understand about the ankle rolling but after watching I see it now.

BUT to have your child chew on dirty laundry is beyond belief. That crappy song they 'sang' for him was pathetic, no wonder he looked so baffled. Are they hinting at a recording deal? That little noise he made was probaly his way of telling them to shut the duck up haha.

In the picture of him in the garden, did I see a tummy time roller? If so for god's sake use it you stupid women!!!

Also can I add when she is gonna learn to talk properly! Calling your child hansomes tufts is just well I have no words.

I think she had that roller there to stop him from falling back. Whenever she leaves him sitting by himself she always has something behind him which shows that he’s still not steady sitting up on his own.

 

[Flossy2019]

Do all the ends of the slats meet up and make a line

Omg I couldn’t live with that!!

 

[Sharon Mitchell]

I don't think he's vile. He literally knows no different.

So it’s ok for him to be ignorant about raising a baby but she should be an expert? Hmmm

 

[Kittykitty]

Had to join because I've been so concerned by her Insta stories - I really do feel so terrible for Ronnie. I fully believe that what we see is pretty much what he gets and don't believe for a second that there's any more work being done to aid his development other than what she's shown on her stories. If she had been doing any more activities with him there's no doubt in my mind that she'd be on her story showing them off.

There's no encouragement for him to babble, make any meaningful movements, use motor skills, recognise pattern and colour (not that any really exists in that house), play, finger feed... nothing! When I saw the clip of him 'painting' I felt devastated for him. I found the 'painting' clip and the footage of him sitting with the laundry and his feet/ankles flapping really difficult and quite upsetting to watch. She certainly isn't a natural with parenting, but since she's in such a privileged position with all her money, working from home etc, she's had so much time to develop him, but it's very clear (even physically from the back of his head) that he's been spending just about all day lying on his back.

I'm not Sophie's biggest fan by any means but I've felt really sad at the video footage of Ronnie over the last few days

I found the flapping legs video really difficult to watch too. He’s a really cute baby but it was really upsetting to see him like that, something isn’t right.

 

[Shaz95xo]

They’ve been singing ‘it’s time to have a bath’ for a while now, well going of videos they’ve done it in.
I would expect smiles and giggles but blank?

 

[Realist82]

The nachos have made a return. Love a good nacho myself but would never post it online bragging like a twit and say there is a recipe for it ffs.

 

[Kittykitty]

I used to think well we don’t see every part of her day blah blah but honestly the woman can post up to 60 stories in 24 hours. She’s shown everything from a picture of her giving birth to him in the bath, nappy changes, his outfit for the day, every single meal, the daily bleeping tuft update. I now don’t believe she’s put any effort into helping him develop and grow.

She’s also never shown any “real” bits. Like I said she documents everything else. Never spoken about him throwing up in the early days (I know not all do and if yours didn’t / doesn’t well duck YOU AND PAY FOR MY COUCH CLEAN ), never said anything about sleepless nights, fussy days, days where she feels like it’s all too much, days where she tried to leave the house and it took two hours just to get their tit ready. She needs everything to be Insta perfect I agree and now through what I think is her own doing he’s not the Insta perfect baby for his age so it’s this constant on the defence.

I also agree she wants to keep him tiny forever. I mean we all probably have had an element of that if you’ve got kids or are close to kids in your life. Mine is 5 weeks and love watching her change every day but I would love an hour of her only being an hour old again because that’s magical! However the lying flat in the pram, almost 24/7 in baby grows, still being in the bedside crib in her room, always cradling him like he’s a week old. It’s weird. Of course some of that when other people do it there’s nothing wrong with it. It’s fine if you can’t be bothered with the hassle of throwing them into a full outfit or you feel more secure with them still in your room. It’s because it’s her though. The weirdest human alive. That’s why I’m rambling she’s just so bleeping strange I can’t even articulate some of the things about her that I think are so off. I think there’s something wrong with her but not even like a diagnosed thing or whatever I just think she is 100% not right. She’s a one of a kind weirdo.

Think I’m the only one who hated the newborn phase then, I definitely didn’t want him to stay a baby! My toddler is 15 months and he’s never been more fun or cuter than he is right now

 

[Shaz95xo]

The nachos have made a return. Love a good nacho myself but would never post it online bragging like a twit and say there is a recipe for it ffs.

It’s in her book uno. Mrs Hinch Nachos.
Ya can’t claim it . ATB

 

[tippingpoint]

Think I’m the only one who hated the newborn phase then, I definitely didn’t want him to stay a baby! My toddler is 15 months and he’s never been more fun or cuter than he is right now

Haha my best friend is exact same! Her words “They're boring as duck until about 12 weeks”

 

[Myrtle84]

I actually have no issue with cuddling a baby to sleep. I would think she would be in the cry it out gang and so happy she’s not. Imagine all her followers thinking it’s ok to leave a baby to cry. This is the one thing I actually think she does well

Same here! I still cuddle my 20 month old to sleep. Best feeling ever have them fall asleep in your arms. They don't stay baby's for long either

 

[ToIsengard!]

Think I’m the only one who hated the newborn phase then, I definitely didn’t want him to stay a baby! My toddler is 15 months and he’s never been more fun or cuter than he is right now

My boy is 15 months now aswell, at the time he was a newborn I couldn't wait for him to grow. Now though I think oh my god please sit still for 1 minute

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

I used to think well we don’t see every part of her day blah blah but honestly the woman can post up to 60 stories in 24 hours. She’s shown everything from a picture of her giving birth to him in the bath, nappy changes, his outfit for the day, every single meal, the daily bleeping tuft update. I now don’t believe she’s put any effort into helping him develop and grow.

She’s also never shown any “real” bits. Like I said she documents everything else. Never spoken about him throwing up in the early days (I know not all do and if yours didn’t / doesn’t well duck YOU AND PAY FOR MY COUCH CLEAN ), never said anything about sleepless nights, fussy days, days where she feels like it’s all too much, days where she tried to leave the house and it took two hours just to get their tit ready. She needs everything to be Insta perfect I agree and now through what I think is her own doing he’s not the Insta perfect baby for his age so it’s this constant on the defence.

I also agree she wants to keep him tiny forever. I mean we all probably have had an element of that if you’ve got kids or are close to kids in your life. Mine is 5 weeks and love watching her change every day but I would love an hour of her only being an hour old again because that’s magical! However the lying flat in the pram, almost 24/7 in baby grows, still being in the bedside crib in her room, always cradling him like he’s a week old. It’s weird. Of course some of that when other people do it there’s nothing wrong with it. It’s fine if you can’t be bothered with the hassle of throwing them into a full outfit or you feel more secure with them still in your room. It’s because it’s her though. The weirdest human alive. That’s why I’m rambling she’s just so bleeping strange I can’t even articulate some of the things about her that I think are so off. I think there’s something wrong with her but not even like a diagnosed thing or whatever I just think she is 100% not right. She’s a one of a kind weirdo.

THIS!!!!!!!! I absolutely love everything that you just said!!

 

[FlowerPotGirls]

Oh no, do you think? I thought it was just joggy bottom bobbling. I hope she’s not smoking while Ronnie is sitting on her knee. Of all the selfish dickwad stuff she does that would be the lowest of the low

As an ex smoker it does look like fag ash that lands on clothes

 

[Fififoo]

She is going to have planes landing in her back garden with those bloody lights

 

[mine to cherryreg]

Was just washing up and dont know why but my brain was shouting how much of a weasel jamie is made myself laugh out loud like a weirdo

 

[WorldsGoneMad]

She never shuts up. Nobody cares about your wallpaper. Hope that helps you vapid bimbo.

 

[FlowerPotGirls]

I found the flapping legs video really difficult to watch too. He’s a really cute baby but it was really upsetting to see him like that, something isn’t right.

As someone who doesn't have children I don't understand what you mean by the legs flapping about being hard to watch?

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

As someone who doesn't have children I don't understand what you mean by the legs flapping about being hard to watch?

The way he twists his ankles round and round in circles it's called "stimming". My daughter would do it when she's stressed