Mrs Hinch #119 Salt & Pepper pots galore and pond water casserole once more

[RonnieBlessHim]

So much is wrong with this. I doubt it's real though, thankfully.

Why is she promising to go to sleep now?! Is that to Jamie, Ma Barker and the kids who have put her on a strict schedule to try to regulate her mood?

Oh my good lord, is she really proud of people’s kids dressing as her or her tit bland as a magnolia wall book for world book day. So fecking glad my child decided to dress as a sufragette, literally as proud as punch, then you have this disgrace with an ego as big as her ebayer affiliated basket proud that a child is wandering around with hazardous substances in bottles.. even if they are empty.. ITS WORLD BOOK DAY NOT WORLD HINCH DAY. Sorry not sorry

World Hinch Day

 

[HereForTheGossipAlways]

Just like rats, you're never more than 6 feet away from a Hincher, and you don't even know it *shudder*

honestly it makes me feel so ill. When they turn up to school with everyone in costumes and asking if they turned up as the cleaner? All these amazing characters they could be from books but the kids at school will not know who Mrs Hinch is and having to explain who your dressed as but won’t know. I feel so awful for them. What an example to the kids. I just don’t want them to go home crying that none of their friends know who they are dressed as and looking at all the amazing costumes that the kids love and they left out!

 

[Astonishing]

If you guys don’t want to enraged by air headed mums sending their kids to school dressed as Mrs hinch I advice you all avoid Instagram tomorrow. The same thing happened last year too. I don’t understand how any of these kids know who mrs hinch is and it’s kinda sad that they do. That’s means their mums are so obsessed with her instead of reading actual books to they read Mrs hinch’s book

I have two confirmed cases of hinch already at school tomorrow

I’m behind tonight again as have family here to help me sort everything with my sister who’s got surgery on Friday. working our routes from London to Cambridge which is easy but also meeting her kids on route too

nightmare

will catch up on the wbd antics and hinch life in the morning
Goodnight trolls you bunch of lovelies

 

[Rebecca Wrong-daily]

Also the hinching mum at the school today has a t shirt on saying

In a world where you can be anything
Be a #hincher

Written in Disney font in grey glitter!

Bit coincidental that this was posted earlier and now this evening she’s had a Dm about someone wearing a hincher T-shirt on the school run and hidden who sent the message

 

[ColdProsecco]

I’m so glad I don’t have to suffer the mini Hinchers at a school tomorrow. But I am working clinic and I can bet a few will tell me they’ve dressed their kids up like her/her book. I love chatting to my ladies during their appointments but I’m not sure how tomorrow is going to go because a few I already know love Sophie and have older children
Makes you wonder though - do these children even have a say in who they go as if they’re all going as a bloody cleaning instagram influencer?!

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

One plus side of the Coronavirua is that a lot of the factories in China will be shut down for a while so no tacky trackies under Hinch's new plc can be made

Every cloud and ATB.

 

[madcatlady]

also if the cleaning products neuk is safe for kids pets etc.... why use a cleaning glove on his play square's?

 

[Mrsstaff]

Abit, ourselfs?? They really are another level of thick aren't they

 

[Duchesspink]

How would you even see someones t shirt on the school run?
At our school all of those picking kids up are in winter coats and scarves etc. I couldn't tell you what colour anyones jumper was let alone know what slogan may have been on them

 

[kettlekitten]

I feel your pain! Our rescue is reactive due to no socialisation from her previous 3 owners. Watching that story filled me with rage! Off lead 'friendly' dogs are the bain of my life!
We've spent 2yrs retraining her very slowly, and have got her to the point of being able to pass a dog on the other side of the road with no reaction.
Then these twats appear and knacker your hard work in 5 seconds!!
As I've said before, shes a German Shepherd, so already people are blaming her as they've decided the breed are vicious and more often than not she gets the blame.
Yeh blame her, the dog on lead, that I've desperately tried to move away, and called out to you asking nicely to clip your dog back on.
Depending on how bad it is, then these encounters can set her back days while she tries to destress, knocking all our hard work out the window.
Her behaviour there doesn't shock me, selfish fuckwit that she is

She has no idea about dogs this obvs her first one, yes Henry maybe ok with other dogs but what if he charges at another that’s on a lead who isn’t?
She’ll for sure blame the other dog owner cause she’s bleeping clueless abt dog behaviour

Same! Have a German shepherd from a pup but who was a nervous dog anyway but then got attacked by an Amstaff ( she was on the lead, it was off) and it was a horrendous experience! I was screaming and trying to kick at it and my dog just stood there with this it lungeing at her neck. I kept spinning her around out of it’s way and that’s pretty much the only thing that saved her from getting bitten. We are now in doggy therapy, seeing a behaviourist as she was so traumatised. At first she used to lunge and bark at dogs and I’d get filthy looks. Now she’s changed tact and just tries to flee. It’s been a long heart breaking journey trying to rehabilitate her. We are getting there but it’s so frustrating when months of good training can all go down the pain with one dog off the lead bolting toward you.

Our pup, then 6 months old had different issues but employing a behaviourist was the best thing we ever did, she’s absolutely fine now. stick with it.

 

[Ere4dgoss]

duck me! She didn't know how fast to shut that space tidy door did she? What's the matter Soph? Have you got 1000 bottles of Spring time zoflora hidden in there that you don't want anyone to see? Because if anyone saw them they'd know instantly that you'd taken a few out this morning to go with the card from "Zoflora"

God you're more transparent than clingfilm!

She’s exactly like clingfilm!
She is transparent.
She’s bad for the environment.
Clingfilm is bleeping annoying, getting stuck on itself!
Hinch is also bleeping annoying and stuck on herself.
Even though it won’t stick on anything you want it to but itself, any bit of crumb or dust will get stuck to it, and that’s her hinchers!

I don't understand why she can't give Ronnie a piece of cucumber, cheese, a segment of orange. She doesn't even have to cook! It's so easy! And the things he'll learn from it, flavour, smell, texture in his mouth, in his hands, fine motor skills - the pincer grip!, squeezing and squashing, dropping on the floor. So many things he can learn with just a little bit of food to play with.

But that would make such a mess.

 

[Lurkinglassie]

I’m guessing lots of swipe ups today. Little driver may arrive with more eBay shite. We will see Ronnie sitting like a potato not eating real food.

 

[AC55]

This has got to be a piss take surely? I highly doubt Sainsbury's would consider someone with such a poor grasp of English language and grammar for a position in management. I would like to think they wouldn't employ anyone for any position if this standard of literacy is anything to go by.

 

[Anything you like]

This has got to be a piss take surely? I highly doubt Sainsbury's would consider someone with such a poor grasp of English language and grammar for a position in management. I would like to think they wouldn't employ anyone for any position if this standard of literacy is anything to go by.

this is so sad lol it does seem like a proper piss take but I bet it’s true what a loser

 

[daes56]

It actually upsets me that some parents are sending their kid as Mrs Hinch for world book day. The world has gone bleeping mad. Read your children real books and let them be a kid for god sake!

 

[KayleighLouise1995]

If she’s made casserole (again!!) why can’t Ronnie have it too instead of that other mush!

Too much salt I would really hope she doesn’t feed it him. He’s probably better off with Ella kitchen then that slop. Especially if it’s made with packet mixes

 

[Inkarea]

Silicone lids for oven dishes that she doesn't even use

Silicone lids, what's next silicone tits to go with your silicone lips!

 

[Mejustme]

People who are sending their child to school as hinch , remember to be authentic you must rip the lid off the washing tab box

 

[Cocobean]

People who are sending their child to school as hinch , remember to be authentic you must rip the lid off the washing tab box

And be practising the witchy claw

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I literally have “the fear” today on behalf of all of these poor kiddos having to go to school dressed as Zophlora. Maybe their parents could have tried to be ironic and sent them as The Grinch?!