Same. I see this question pop up every now and again on other cleaning groups. There's always one that'll declare everyone disgusting because "eww dead skin". It's like hmmm skin, that thing that covers us entirely, how gross. Perhaps you need to exfoliate better scaly Susan
VIP 
The guy who fitted my kitten was in line for a bj regardless of how good at fitting the kitchen he was. He was know by me and my mates as “fit as Fuck craig”. Never realised how shallow my mates were until they “popped in” every fucking day, that my kitchen was being fitted...not seen most of them since...kitchen was fitted last March
You must have missed this then:I must’ve missed when this trend started, but why does everyone call Jamie Onslow?
I’m jealous I’m like 300 likes away and I so want to tell my husband whilst he’s away that I’ve made a vip tattlerI’m 9 pages behind but I want to give you all a big smooshy hug.
I’ve achieved something that soph never will , despite being here all the time!
Thank you for the giggles and late night/early mornings when, due to health issues, I’ve only had the tinternet to ward off shite anxiety ( a few bouts with cancer can do that soph)
I'm 40 and have had the actual 'flu' twice in my life. Once when I was 14 and once when I was 24. Both times I was so sick that I had to be helped to the toilet as I was literally unable to get out of bed on my own.
Soph pops into home bargains for ‘just a few bits’ and runs back to the car like she has the shitsYou need to rehash that to a thread title. Ha
After posting this I realise she has hubby home 24/7 and mum ready to babysit at the drop of a MinkyHello trolls! I’m new here and started reading only one or two threads ago. I’ve been wanting to join in for ages but it has taken me 2 days just to catch up with the last thread! Joy of having a 2 1/2 year old and 5 month old twins! How Sophie has the time to instagram as much as she does is beyond me, I don’t even have time to wipe my arse before my son has found me or my girls start to cry!
“mum, I’m dropping Ronnie over, I need to clean my sink with 5 different chemicals and cloths and Ronnie needing attention distracts me from tossing off my tap”
Ooh lucky you
honestly it’s more night shifts and rescuing drunk teens from baby swings than sexy fire extinguishing! He did do his own “sexy” fireman calendar shoot for me for Christmas ‘18 though 
bras...well I have 2 favourites and I wouldn't like to actually know how long I've worn one saying that today's one was clean on 
but I bath every morning and only wear said bra for 7 hoursI'm new here but have been following the thread for a while as it's great to hear people who think the same thoughts as you
I had to make an account this morning though when Mrs Hinch blocked me for literally sending her this message 'you haven't got flu, it's a cold Hun x' .... I cannot stand it when people say they've got flu yet they're running round doing stuff like normal. I've had it once in my life and it was the most horrific experience. I could barely keep awake for more than ten minutes, never mind doing unnecessary housework.. I was in bed for a week and ill for much longer afterwards. Does she think she has been trolled now because I've told her she's got a cold 
What a ridiculous woman.
