Mrs Hinch #106 kitchens gifted, the holiday's gifted, handsnomes weight still hasn't shifted

[RonnieBlessHim]

I reckon she's gonna cover one of the cupboards in the tiles her dad did with her and gift it to him with a photo of her in her wedding dress inside. (I'd love to see this )

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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The little dream team is currently £11.97 (some minor approximations*)
All the prices are taken from the B&M website, the beads are on managers special at £3, no weight is given but a comparable in the range is the small 194g bottle at £3. All larger bottles at full price are approx £7.99


(*fabric softener pictured is 19 wash on the website it’s a 34 wash, bold pods pictured are a 36pk the price I used is for a 27pk)

A quick browse on the supermarkets shows the normal price for the beads being between £6-£8 and the pods between £9-£11.

The introductory offers won’t last that long, after the launch period that is an insane amount to spend on washing. If Hinch and the rest of the influencers do what they’re paid to do correctly there’s going to be masses of people self-identifying as this ‘dream team’ and have brand loyalty to P&G and this combination. The pods themselves are 3 in 1. They are meant to freshen, protect and have fabric softener already in them. This is absolute mind fuckery at its best.

Yeah I don't get this. If those 3 in 1 pods are so fantastic, then why the need for all that other shite?

I think it will be a loft conversion. Maybe move her bedroom up there have an en-suite and maybe turn one of the other rooms into a make up room or a playroom for Ronnie. I think there will probably be a conservatory too. and Then eventually she’ll move to a bigger better designed house

I think you're right, they'll move eventually as she's never satisfied and they'll reach a limit with that house. But she did say she wanted to turn it into a 6 bedroom house, so there'll be more works to come yet...

 

[Orange Creme]

So is she having a whole new kitchen?

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

I’ve got a feeling if it’s not the loft then it will be a boring storage unit just so she can get one up on us! Well done soph, you massive massive boasting prick. Feel like the last few hours of stories have been her justifying herself for us

One or those garden rooms. If she doesn’t have one in the works already she will have one by summer cause it’s the only thing she doesn’t have.

 

[Qweenie]

But where would she build a utility room unless she converts the garage to one. She has no more space to build unless she builds on the back of the house

I think she’s realised that she didn’t think the extension through properly, because essentially that dining room is a waste of space day to day. It’s a very strange lay out too, the living room tucked behind the wall. It looks stupid!
I think she’ll have an open plan kitchen/diner and a small utility built.

 

[Knickerbocker]

I’m imagining the builders taking a long hard tit on her throne every day...Paul the bleeping pine won’t be able to cope with the skid marks down her precious porcelain.

Oh and then they’ll be rummaging around her knicker drawer trying to find her plethora of 50 Shades of Grey sex toys...ya know the standard torture stuff like bog brushes and sink plungers. Bet J-Dawg loves a bit of butt love with an Iconic make up brush.

Finally, I hope the builders go down her laundry basket and find her filthy pigeon knickers to show us what a dirty skank she really is.

Can’t believe I actually googled that pic

 

[Sloppyidiot]

Lol

She'll delete that off her insta grid now

 

[Getback123]

Really random but can anyone remember what she said about her teeth the other week???

 

[Sophieliarliarhouseonfire]

Whose with me, she's ran out of prefilmed shite and now as to mention the kitchen.

Look at the weather, flights from London airports are cancelled and long long queues waiting. When you going Soph tomorrow?

 

[Sunshine Bubbles]

Cupboards going inside the second fridge which will now be known as “Ella’s Fridge”

Will even get a label made....

 

[Jyhy1110]

Exactly. It's like she's making some royal bleeping announcement. Ooh I'll tell you where my cupboards are going, I'll tell you where I'm going on holiday. It's like she wants people to "troll" and make wrong guesses / call her out so she can show the world how hard she has it / how wrong we are / how she's actually a bleeping Saint. You just want press attention fodder and ideas Soph. You probably don't even know where you're putting them yet. Ugh I've never hated someone I don't know so much. I genuinely wish bad upon her and it's unhealthy

I’m the same Iv never hated someone who Iv never met

the other reason she really fucks me off is because she thinks us ‘trolls’ are as thick as her stupid brain dead hinchers, it’s insulting, some of us on here are intelligent people and do very professional jobs or are very academic etc and some of us may drive nice cars, own lovely houses, have nice holidays, have savings in the bank, not some stupid dole dossing hincher who’s cleaning their manky council flat like she must think we are!

(don’t mean to cause offence to anyone on some kind of benefit or living in a council property, the type of people I mean are the Jeremy kyle skanky people)

 

[Notgonnalie]

Really random but can anyone remember what she said about her teeth the other week???

she used Invisalign and whitening?! Prob used bleach and zoflora for fresh breffff

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

I think Jamie's made her come off Tattle / Insta. I was enjoying that

 

[shadyessex33]

I’d love it if a tattler was checking the tit in at the airport and blows her big holiday reveal!
hi Soph! You absolute lying wank stain!

 

[a big give away]

God sick of how secretive she is. Sophie hun your not royality and no one really cares where your going on holiday or where your bleeping cupboards are going.

You are a nobody and soon your time will be up and it'll be Mrs Hinch who?

 

[HugInAMug]

My first post, been lurking for a while though. I've followed her for a while and actually at first she was ok i never, ever saw the need for a Narnia though, who needs to stockpile products like that? I've also.never needed that many products to clean my bathroom or my kitchen sink!

The swipe ups and claiming each new product is her favourite began to bother me from early on, I have 2 friends who are die hard hinchers, these usually sane and level headed women are buying 6 bottles of zoflora at a time and one of them has got in to debt buying a shark hoover and steam mop. They won't hear a word against the woman, as for me I hate watch her now and have for months when I came across tattle I knew I had found my people

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

I’d love it if a tattler was checking the tit in at the airport and blows her big holiday reveal!
hi Soph! You absolute lying wank stain!

Oh PLEASE!!!

 

[Sliceofcake]

Jesus guys I dont check tattle for an hour and there is a new thread and 11 pages LOL this woman is literally the biggest duck wit I’ve ever come across on the Internet I just can’t stand the hole. Piss of already

 

[Nottonightbabe]

***Can someone from Maldon please stand up. Can you go check to see if there is building work going on from Monday 8.30am to 3.30pm. Thanks.

@Boobelle - come on love, we know it's a bit breezy out but get your big coat on and take one for the team

 

[my_escape_from_the_ads]

Reckon she’s filming the meltdown?
It’s a bit like watching The Truman Show nowadays on Insta isn’t it ?