Mrs Hinch #105 Hinch is rattled reading too much tattle

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She could not cope in the real world. I'm on mat leave but my husband has been gone for a week with work meetings. I've been up every single day at 5am, entertain the baby, take him to play groups, come home, entertain him some more, clean while he naps, do the whole bedtime routine on my own, make my own dinner in the evening and then collapse on the sofa until it's time to dreamfeed and go to bed. And then do it all again the next day. I'm not even ill and I feel completely exhausted. She couldn't even manage one day with her baby alone without calling in her mum or neice for reinforcements. And needing her sister to help with her holiday packing. Is she a child??
 
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She didnt say the words #Blessthem or cute when talking about the builders
It’s only a matter of time.

Back from holidays ‘we only wanted then to knock a little window out but guyzzz guess what, their wives are hinchers and they know From my first book (if you know you know) I’ve always dreamed of having a big kitchen island so they’ve gone and knocked the whole wall out and #gifted me a new kitchen bless ‘em’. Dreams really do come true. How ever did this happen to little old me’
 
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The whole layout is crap anyway, she didn't think it through properly the first time. To make it work I think it needs everything moving completely...not sure of the point in a new build but to rip up those floors again after they've just been laid is outrageous.
I am fortunate to be currently living in a new build but previous to that our old house hasn't had any work done for 7 years!! And the carpet had been in the house at least 10 years before.. it was still fine
 
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She’s definitely had the worktop extended on the sink end. Look at the old kitchen there is no way she could fit all that lenor crap on there like she has in her stories
Yep she had it extended she mentioned it a while back. She lost a cupboard to the dishwasher so had an extra cupboard fitted
 
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Easy, the answer will be her own book!
 
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In no way am i sticking up for her here. But that's the reflection from her splash back. You can see ther reflection of the spot lights in the stories.
See I didn’t know if I was seein things or not lol I did think it might just be the kitchen I only wondered as it seemed far away. At least that’s cleared that up
 
How thehdll do her 'fans' not see throughit? You can't literally just decide to knock a wall down and within 3 days the builders are in, wall down, new kitchen ordered. Tbh it's insulting to people intelligence.
The majority of her hinchers will have never had a new kitchen, bathroom or any kind of fancy renovation so wouldn’t know any different.
 
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I hear you that’s exactly how it was for me twice over. Husband is a police Officer so never home really.

She lives in a completely on dimensional world. Rrrrronnie isn’t the centre. She is. Such a spoilt selfish brat of a girl. I genuinely don’t think she will have many true friends either she’s such an awful character. Awful awful awful
 
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I think it's Disney land, she's packed winter clothes and I spied a micky mouse bag in Ronnie's luggage on yesterdays stories
 
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Why the fuck would we be surprised by her new kitchen? Do people get that hyped up about strangers' kitchens? I'm so confused.

Letting us know Pa Barker be there. Reading Tattle again then Soph?

Also, her eyes look like she's been crying??
 
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Same, this exactly how I feel. It’s making me really hate her and all the companies associated With her too. I haven’t been abroad since I was 13 I’m 32 now. I’ll probably never own my own home and everything I buy is on budget. Why do arseholes have it all but the food folk suffer. I just don’t understand
 
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Why does she need a brand new bigger kitchen to heat up some pouches, boil the kettle for watery packet mix casserole or heat spaghetti in a jug in the microwave!?! She could do all of that with a camping stove she doesn't actually do any cooking!!??!!?!! Just like that dining room that just sits collecting dust because she just eats from a jug on the sofa!? Whyyyyyy!!??!!
 
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So sorry if this has all been said but haven’t had a chance to read but the rage I’m feeling now, I just had to post!!! If her Hinchers don't see through this circus then they will NEVER see the truth!! She said she wanted a little hatch window....to be able to see out of, while she prepares dinner a.k.a turns the kettle on. We, of course, all knew this actually meant a near enough whole redesign of downstairs because they fucked it up with the initial plans but the Hinchers I’m sure believed it would just be a little hatch! Thursday night she couldn’t sleep for wondering about this hatch. 3 days later, the builders have been round to assess, builders have given the go ahead, plans have been drawn up & finalised, invoices have been paid, lights and fittings seems to have all been chosen, kitchen and dining room has been totalled cleared and builders have dropped everything to start immediately while she’s off on her jollies!!!!!! Infuriating
I promise you, other than despising Hinch, I am really not a horrible person but I am at this point almost hoping the entire house collapses, a sink hole develops in the garden, all those pouches of Ella’s kitchen explode all over the rest of their luggage, it rains torrentially 24/7 and is cold wherever they go, there is no WiFi and she either smashes her phone or drops it in the sea and is detained never to return again!!!!
 
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Brad’s 2 day turnaround on CAD for a design she had two days ago and builders starting this week, a suprise holiday booked a few days ago also this takes months of planning she makes me laugh. Also like others have mentioned Henry and a house sitter with no kitchen fab keep the lies coming soph
 
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she really gets you like that doesn’t she. I’m the nicest person ever imo but she brings a side out of me I never knew I had
 
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