She described herself as a “sapiosexual” on a podcast - how one night stands aren’t for her and that she needs the mental connection. Like she’s such a rare gem, a sexual being of a higher order than us mere mortals
Exactly. But I eyerolled because she obviously thinks she’s such a special enlightened one, yet again, superior to the rest of us one night standing nonsapiosYes, that was a new one for me, had to look it up. I think this is the case for most/many women to climax!!
I love how she tries to spin it like it’s the greatest love story, instead of sitting with her uncomfortable need to be validated by having an partner and her co-dependency issues. Divorced for two seconds, jumped into another relationship, EnGaGeD, blending families faster than a Vitamix. She’s a real revolutionary. Not at all an insecure, narcissistic, social media addict.This. Is. Fucking. Amazing!a total car crash waiting to happen. If it weren’t for the poor kids, I’d be rubbing my hands together with glee (I mean, I am a little, ngl). So the ink is barely dry on the divorce papers, she’s found her person, is engaged and looking for a house they can blend families in, AND has had a sexual awakening?
Does she ever just think to keep her mouth shut?
Or her legs?This. Is. Fucking. Amazing!a total car crash waiting to happen. If it weren’t for the poor kids, I’d be rubbing my hands together with glee (I mean, I am a little, ngl). So the ink is barely dry on the divorce papers, she’s found her person, is engaged and looking for a house they can blend families in, AND has had a sexual awakening?
Does she ever just think to keep her mouth shut?
Hahahahahahah I’m going to have the best Thursday because of this comment!Going on that podcast is the middle class way of screaming across the housing estate, “Yaaa nevaaa made me cum anyway ya twat!!!”
She’s defo gonna steal that vitamix metaphor!I love how she tries to spin it like it’s the greatest love story, instead of sitting with her uncomfortable need to be validated by having an partner and her co-dependency issues. Divorced for two seconds, jumped into another relationship, EnGaGeD, blending families faster than a Vitamix. She’s a real revolutionary. Not at all an insecure, narcissistic, social media addict.
This also threatens to be a thread titleGoing on that podcast is the middle class way of screaming across the housing estate, “Yaaa nevaaa made me cum anyway ya twat!!!”
think that’s partly why she got the fillers - to push out the face so the neck didn’t look so thick in comparison. Except, it hasn’t really achieved that…she just looks puffy. And has that older-lady-filler look.She’s got such a huge neck 🫣
Agreed!!This also threatens to be a thread title
Knowing the way FukkaPukka moves, she probably met him on 21st of September 2023Within a calendar year she's gone from divorce to engagement?
This screenshot is from a 22nd Sept 2023 tattle post.
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When did she actually meet Breton Bae, does anyone remember?
Can anyone direct me towards the rough timing in the podcast for this? Cannot be doing with listening to the whole thing. Thank youuuuu!All I can think of is what Stripey Top’s mates are thinking about all this. Her inappropriate shouting about how she climaxes now with him makes me think she is just in that really embarrassing honeymoon phase of being sex-drunk. She thinks she’s being all edgy and cool being open about her sex life but it really is just so cringy and makes me think actually just how vanilla she really is. She has absolutely no respect for Matt making this so public. If he were doing the same thing, it would be tasteless, but slightly more understandable. The poor guy has pretty much disappeared from social media and he must be sitting there thinking how relieved he is to be out of the marriage with that narc.
It’s going to come out as a newspaper/magazine article first.Any hot takes on why her engagement isn’t on her profile yet??
is she waiting for PrOfEsSiOnAL photos of them together in their new home filled with little followers?
is she sparing HeR Ex’s feelings, and saves her remarkable resent for podcast recordings?
is she waiting for a sponsorship from Hinge? #ad #hingewedding
Or is she actually worried about the TROLLS questioning her timing and life choices?
this is too funny and tragic.
She thinks so much of herself, she’s probably holding out for the front Page of OK!It’s going to come out as a newspaper/magazine article first.
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