MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

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FOD is drip-feeding her back onto Instagram, isn't he? The fawning encouragement of their fans will spur her on to reactivate soon. Having never heard her speak before, her flat, off-hand way of talking isn't very attractive imho.
 
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FOD is drip-feeding her back onto Instagram, isn't he? The fawning encouragement of their fans will spur her on to reactivate soon. Having never heard her speak before, her flat, off-hand way of talking isn't very attractive imho.
I just do not see how she could possibly come back. She would be hounded, surely?
 
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FOD is drip-feeding her back onto Instagram, isn't he? The fawning encouragement of their fans will spur her on to reactivate soon. Having never heard her speak before, her flat, off-hand way of talking isn't very attractive imho.
Personality and charisma seems to have passed Clemmie by.
 
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In an apron, baking brownies, with nerdy glasses on.

Our Clemmie; she’s just one of us.

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Let her come back! We need more free things!
She has that weird line between her upper lip and her nose that people with veneers always get when they smile as their new teeth are too big for their original lips. I don't know why people think this is a good look, it just makes them look a bit odd!
 
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I just do not see how she could possibly come back. She would be hounded, surely?
I guess now, as frontline key worker it’s a good time to bury bad news so to speak IF she came back. As someone posted a few weeks ago she is back on Twitter, albeit under her name, not the MOD title. But all she seems to have done is re-post tweets from Kings etc in the the main. It’s been so long that part of me is like ‘nah she won’t come back’ but the other part of me thinks she’s that much of a narcissist she’d love to come back so who knows. Also I’d bet she still reads here. I guess the Gas & Air account could be ‘safer’ for her to come back under but even then people would still comment surely? And is that more of a reputational risk for Kings? Reintroducing her on FODs stories where they disappear after 24hrs and no one can publicly comment is an easy way to test the waters.
Basically while part of me can’t see it happening as it’s been soooo long I also wouldn’t be surprised if she did come back at some point, fringe off clumpy boot et al.
 
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Our dear FOD lacks so much self awareness and so often hits the wrong note because he doesn't seem able to think much beyond his circumstances and how daft he sounds. His lockdown experience is very fortunate with plenty of resources and space. Yes it is challenging for everyone whatever the circumstances but he still makes me really cringe. Firstly because he is embarrassing in his behaviour but secondly because I'm from the same middle-class, private school background as he is (don't lynch me) and he gives us a bad name. We are not all as clueless or self-absorbed. Finally, let's not mention his appalling grammar...
 
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Do you think she’s gotten rid of the fringe to be less recognisable as MOD?
 
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Bang on, @Howdy. Unfortunately, he is like the majority of men I know who went to private school. Despite being privately educated myself I have quite an irrational hatred of public schoolboys.

I'm hyper-aware of how privileged I am at the best of times but even more so now. His acute lack of self-awareness actually seems to be getting worse.

 
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I can’t believe we defended her sometime on this thread when FOD was at peaking douche, but my god she’s so irritating, that face, that voice, looking so proud of herself baking brownies. They are just both the same and she’s on board with whatever he’s doing. 2 peas in a pod. Their poor kids, there is not one reasonable brain cell when it comes to Instagram in this house.
 
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She looks like she is sneering at their followers through his phone.

Her mum commented on his latest post asking why they weren't playing some board game or other she dropped off. Honestly - not that post itself, but that means his mother in law sees all his twat antics, the 'mumporn' etc - I imagine she is mortified. I don't think she likes him.
 
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I just feel so sorry for the twin who is clearly lashing out and instead of being granted her parent and privacy, is blasted all over the internet. My kids are 8, 13 and 14 (rounding a couple up - lockdown birthdays are on their way!!) and even they’ve had moments over really inconsequential things. But it’s lockdown, it’s weird, life is not normal. She’s probably not crying over a bloody 2nd towel, she’s likely acting out because of all of this and that’s the thing she chose to focus on.

I only use Tattle to post on SOD threads so I have to be a broken record but holy fuck, MOFOD, think of your daughters in the future when all this shit is still on the internet for anyone to find.
 
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Love this article - thank you for sharing!

I think for insta mamas aff links will be their only saving grace. I’m surprised FOD has never used them? It’s difficult though because what can he sell us, too small jumpers?

like someone else said can’t wait for the DT GCSE tutorials, suspect these will be what kick starts his new page...
 
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Put your phone down and give her a towel or a cuddle or some basic human compassion.... you utter twat.
 
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Did Bella Mackie or Scouse Rachel have anything to say about the ‘mum porn’? I’m not a twitter user unfortunately
 
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I'm really excited. I will start a course relating to children and media soon and I think I'll write my paper about the exploitation of children on YouTube / instagram. I still have to think about how I will approach this topic to maintain the children's dignity / their right to privacy so I will definitely anonymize everything (including the parents even if they don't deserve it ) but the Sods will be featured I guess. Maybe I can even put one of FODs ridiculous metaphors in my paper .
 
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