MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

yellow_daisies · Apr 16, 2020

OhMyWord said:
We seem to think very similarly For me it’s that these influencers, when they start off small, interact and create this friendship that paves a way to selling. Followers genuinely believe that the influencer is their friend and that they are part of some ridiculous ‘gang’ or ‘club.’ Eventually they become so cold (usually alongside the blue tick) that they only reply to other influencers but the groundwork was set - you suggest a overpriced sweatshirt and I buy it therefore we’re friends. It’s dangerous territory, especially where the demo for the SOD’s is new mothers who are more vulnerable.

He’ll sleep just fine, every night, because as far as he’s concerned there’s an unfollow button and that’s your fault for not using it

There is a major shift when they go "full time" as an influencer, especially with a blue tick! They have staked everything on it, and can no longer be so selective about what they #ad, as the Real Job income is no longer there. A lot of them seem have a spouse or partner in a well paid job- so the ones where the partner ALSO gives up their job for the influencer life absolutely baffle me! FoD probably sees himself as a cut above your common or garden influencer as he still does a real world job, and Clemmie (people may not know this) is a MIDWIFE, and therefore a KEYWORKER!!! They are not (in their opinion) the average grabby influencer!

Cabbagepatch · Apr 16, 2020

CakeQueen said:
Well. Sounds like Clemmie is definitely back frontline as a midwife, not doing some other role. Responsible post for once but all seems a bit too little too late after he’s been dicking around on the longest bike ride known to mine and prancing around Tesco breathing on everyone. We all know we’re supposed to stay home- dick head! I do envy them for being able to get tested and actually finding out though. We think I’ve had it but have no way of knowing which is frustrating. But I know people have it far worse than me so I shouldn’t complain!

I joined here after being a reader for aaages and then lockdown happened and I’ve got a bit slack but I’m determined to be here more. Mainly because I get lost trying to catch up and you all seem pretty fab!

The fucker probably caught it from his ever so important business trip and kindly brought it back. I’m a bit behind. Working at home with the kids screaming at me every 5 minutes for something, all got a bit stressful and the thought of MOD and FOD and their twatty antics was all too much.

OneLineResponse · Apr 16, 2020

Dogmuck said:
Came here to say thisBut also these

Is begging illegal? I note FOD's response is "it is *some* influencers only income".......

Cabbagepatch · Apr 16, 2020

Smartie said:
You don't reckon this was a scheduled post, gone wrong? So it wasn't meant to upload until tomorrow (he never does stuff in real time he says when we call him out) and reference to friend dying yesterday was actually today? Do you think he's thrown it up and hit post instead of schedule, quickly clammered to take it down, and it will reappear tomorrow?

I actually can’t believe what I’m reading here. They are just awful people.

heretoreaditall2019 · Apr 16, 2020

Cabbagepatch said:
The fucker probably caught it from his ever so important business trip and kindly brought it back. I’m a bit behind. Working at home with the kids screaming at me every 5 minutes for something, all got a bit stressful and the thought of MOD and FOD and their twatty antics was all too much.

Wasn’t he spending his evenings out and about walking through markets etc to film content for Instagram? Considering the risk was already known then (I was already wearing PPE on the tube and I don’t think we’d even got over 10 cases here at that point?) why the living fuck would you not restrict your movement to what was utterly essential? Especially with kids??

Tattlingpineapple · Apr 16, 2020

Dogmuck said:
Came here to say thisBut also these

Second reply was more pissed. The good old "just unfollow". Still doesn't make it right what you are doing.

heretoreaditall2019 · Apr 16, 2020

Edit: just checked back on that post and he’s getting his arse handed to him from every angle

Cabbagepatch · Apr 16, 2020

Saint_clemmie said:
Sorry I got distracted by Jack Monroes disastrous tv appearance this morning, trying to catch up here. What were the comments on the corona post before it was deleted?

I like your profile pic.

Slatternly · Apr 16, 2020

Fod’s comment is hilariously indicative of the real fod. Arrogant little newt man thinks his ‘ideas’ should take precedence. Again, like a teenage prefect whose had his tuck shop plans ignored by student council.

‘Is that all you’ve learnt over the last 4 weeks?’ Oh the irony. Fod has learnt nothing at all and never will whilst he parades about with his utterly misplaced self belief.

The passive aggression of ‘I can solve this problem for you personally.’ Wrong use of the word ‘personally’ fod you fucking moron. How chippy and pass agg and I can imagine what a cold, chippy cunt he is to clemmie.

I’ll say it and I’ll say it again. Worra class a cunt.

Sven · Apr 16, 2020

Tattlingpineapple said:
Second reply was more pissed. The good old "just unfollow". Still doesn't make it right what you are doing.

He is SUCH an arrogant, snappy fucker. He absolutely IS NOT the fun-loving dad he portrays. Every so often the pissed off narcissist comes out in his comments..

Bizziebody · Apr 16, 2020

I don't follow you foddy, so can't just press unfollow . You on the other hand can delete your crap pile of drivel and get on with your real job.

I can keep up to date right here.

heretoreaditall2019 · Apr 16, 2020

He’s so dumb. Like there’s nothing wrong with anything these women are saying, there’s SO much this lockdown has thrown up for society... how sustainable is capitalism / how damaging austerity has been for the NHS / class / access to urban green space / poverty / DV.... Which we should welcome conversation around cos we need to learn from our mistakes, even if it means being slightly uncomfortable in confronting our own privileges???

He just doesn’t give a fuck about anything that doesn’t make him look good. Maybe zoom call ur mum and have her breast feed you remotely or buy you a new iron or whatever you weirdos get up to x

Axatogrind · Apr 16, 2020

heretoreaditall2019 said:
Wasn’t he spending his evenings out and about walking through markets etc to film content for Instagram?

I vaguely remember him explaining that all the cliché travelogue-style filler footage "just happened to be my walk from work back to the hotel" and thinking to myself "yeah, sure it was"

yellow_daisies · Apr 16, 2020

Slatternly said:
Fod’s comment is hilariously indicative of the real fod. Arrogant little newt man thinks his ‘ideas’ should take precedence. Again, like a teenage prefect whose had his tuck shop plans ignored by student council.

‘Is that all you’ve learnt over the last 4 weeks?’ Oh the irony. Fod has learnt nothing at all and never will whilst he parades about with his utterly misplaced self belief.

The passive aggression of ‘I can solve this problem for you personally.’ Wrong use of the word ‘personally’ fod you fucking moron. How chippy and pass agg and I can imagine what a cold, chippy cunt he is to clemmie.

I’ll say it and I’ll say it again. Worra class a cunt.

I haven't got a lot of time for Clemmie, but I really do feel that she ended up stuck with him. I wonder if she was in a more fulfilling marriage where her husband doesnt take constant swipes at her, she'd be more pleasant and less dead behind the eyes. I dont recall ever seeing Clem excited about anything, unless you count the open mouth faux excited face she caught off Dress Like a Mum. She seems a bit of a cold fish anyway, and being with that pillock for (presumably) 14 years, has snapped any remaining joy out of her. No wonder she always appeared to be away or out and about when the alternative was an evening with Simon "if I was chocolate, I'd eat myself" Hooper.

Pocahontas · Apr 16, 2020

All he does when he gets to this level
of narkiness in his response is show what an arrogant, patronising little bitch he is.

yellow_daisies · Apr 16, 2020

Pocahontas said:
All he does when he gets to this level
of narkiness in his response is show what an arrogant, patronising little bitch he is.

This is FoD in a nutshell. A little bitch.

PoorPatrol · Apr 16, 2020

Cabbagepatch said:
The fucker probably caught it from his ever so important business trip and kindly brought it back. I’m a bit behind. Working at home with the kids screaming at me every 5 minutes for something, all got a bit stressful and the thought of MOD and FOD and their twatty antics was all too much.

Get it together will you? FOD is WFH home with kids AND had fake Covid. He’s still managing to spend hours a day making mum porn! Surely you can fit in a bit of tattle

Miss Anne Thrope · Apr 16, 2020

Tattlingpineapple said:
Second reply was more pissed. The good old "just unfollow". Still doesn't make it right what you are doing.

Didn't they teach punctuation at that minor public school he attended? #goodmoneywasted

PoorPatrol · Apr 16, 2020

yellow_daisies said:
I haven't got a lot of time for Clemmie, but I really do feel that she ended up stuck with him. I wonder if she was in a more fulfilling marriage where her husband doesnt take constant swipes at her, she'd be more pleasant and less dead behind the eyes. I dont recall ever seeing Clem excited about anything, unless you count the open mouth faux excited face she caught off Dress Like a Mum. She seems a bit of a cold fish anyway, and being with that pillock for (presumably) 14 years, has snapped any remaining joy out of her. No wonder she always appeared to be away or out and about when the alternative was an evening with Simon "if I was chocolate, I'd eat myself" Hooper.

Yes that open mouth faux excited face is more contagious than bloody coronavirus! These twats should be on insta lockdown to #stopthespread

Cabbagepatch · Apr 16, 2020

PoorPatrol said:
Get it together will you? FOD is WFH home with kids AND had fake Covid. He’s still managing to spend hours a day making mum porn! Surely you can fit in a bit of tattle

Yes sir, Poor Patrol sir. You are right. I forget that he is the fun parent we all aspire to....

yellow_daisies said:
I haven't got a lot of time for Clemmie, but I really do feel that she ended up stuck with him. I wonder if she was in a more fulfilling marriage where her husband doesnt take constant swipes at her, she'd be more pleasant and less dead behind the eyes. I dont recall ever seeing Clem excited about anything, unless you count the open mouth faux excited face she caught off Dress Like a Mum. She seems a bit of a cold fish anyway, and being with that pillock for (presumably) 14 years, has snapped any remaining joy out of her. No wonder she always appeared to be away or out and about when the alternative was an evening with Simon "if I was chocolate, I'd eat myself" Hooper.

I agree with you but if you watch the clip of Fool around with my girlfriend or whatever it was called, you can quickly see that she’s always been a lying, manipulative bitch that will do anything for the ££. In many ways they are made for each other. I think what you have here is 2 very selfish people who will always put themselves first. That includes throwing the other under a bus to save your own face.

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