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He’s probably happier having someone else to focus on instead of her. I’ve never seen him with any toys, he’s just left in that car seat most of the day with her hoping he will sleep.
 
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He’s probably happier having someone else to focus on instead of her. I’ve never seen him with any toys, he’s just left in that car seat most of the day with her hoping he will sleep.
why does he always have a blanket on him?! He must be roasting 🥵
 
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why does he always have a blanket on him?! He must be roasting 🥵
Really winds me up too. She claims he won’t settle without a blanket and likes to sweat sand s she did when she was clearly a lot older. She is clueless. Poor baby is stuck in that damn car seat day in day out. She is treating him like a 7Month plus baby instead of a 7 week old. So today she was off to see the posh untie and uncle who she only got to know about 2-3 years ago when favver was over. Can’t go out with anyone without filming every second of herself acting like a little girl. Auntie and uncle would be paying for any meals out etc. she just loves to hang off others so she doesn’t have to pay herself.
Wtf is that christening suit? Absolute embarrasment the poor baby. Should be a traditional gown not dressing him up like a bloody rock star in a silk suit.
I am Scottish and annoys me when she goes on about being Scottish. Her dad is far from Scottish as is her uncle. They may have been birthed there but are English through and through. Nothing Scottish about them whatsoever and she’s nothing but a London cav🙄
 
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What responsible mother runs out of baby milk and has to rely upon new next door neighbours to bail her out. Now she’s got someone else round (another so called auntie) so she can get showered. She’s unbelievable. Palming baby off so she doesn’t have to deal with him.
She has a lot of growing up to do and a lot to learn about being a mum.
 
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She can sub and save Oreo’s and squash for herself on Amazon. Why doesn’t she do the same thing for baby milk, we all know she loves an aff link 🙄
 
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She can sub and save Oreo’s and squash for herself on Amazon. Why doesn’t she do the same thing for baby milk, we all know she loves an aff link 🙄
Same with the horror cleandgleamit, gets her toilet rolls, baked beans, but won't sub and save on duck food, as she regularly runs out,she relies on her gullible followers to send her stuff
 
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She really is clueless. Why has she got her neighbours who she knows nothing about helping with her young baby. Can she not do anything by herself. Poor baby being passed from pillar to post.
Welcome to the reality of being a mum Laura. Of course a young baby will sleep in the afternoon it’s not unusual. He’s nearly 8 weeks not 12 months. Perhaps if she didn’t give in to his every cry and put him laid flat in a proper pram to sleep instead of hunched up laid squint in a pushchair ffs. Makes me mad every time I see the wee toot in that ridiculous pushchair and car seat.
What’s with all these pathetic cheap links. She may aswell not do any. Always the same old stuff. I’m sure if anyone needs anything from Amazon they can look themselves and find it. Not hard to do.
Wonder who will be coming round or who she will be going to rely upon today🤔
 
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She’s willing that little baby to grow up quickly , it’s really sad.
I can’t wait to see how she copes when he’s mobile and into everything, not to mention when he starts dropping daytime naps 🙄
 
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My issue with Laura is the fact I don’t think she does pick him up enough. He is constantly laying on something. That pram is not designed for a newborn baby at all. I had my second baby just a couple of weeks apart from her and I’m just gobsmacked at how she is behaving. The layers upon layers of clothing and blankets is insane, him being in that car seat for hours on end, the bloody sleeping arrangements she has in her bedroom. The fact she was saying how desperate she apparently was to be a mother is crazy, she is certainly no mother.
 
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When he was first born did she not have a proper basinet pram, I thought I could remember her dad testing out the new pram? Iv never seen her use it again. That’s probably why he is so unsettled he’s not comfy, baby’s are supposed to be laid flat not hunched up in a bloomin buggy all the time. And when she shows him plonked in front of the tv it totally riles my he’s a newborn for goodness sake! She’s not a clue about babies and I get the impression if you were to message her with a little guidance she wouldn’t accept it. What is it with this yes yes yes bubba?? Just read someone mention she doesn’t often cuddle him, she’s too busy holding him and the camera at the same time. Put the phone away and enjoy every moment of these precious early days, especially as she’s says he was so wanted and an unexpected gift.
 
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When he was first born did she not have a proper basinet pram, I thought I could remember her dad testing out the new pram? Iv never seen her use it again. That’s probably why he is so unsettled he’s not comfy, baby’s are supposed to be laid flat not hunched up in a bloomin buggy all the time. And when she shows him plonked in front of the tv it totally riles my he’s a newborn for goodness sake! She’s not a clue about babies and I get the impression if you were to message her with a little guidance she wouldn’t accept it. What is it with this yes yes yes bubba?? Just read someone mention she doesn’t often cuddle him, she’s too busy holding him and the camera at the same time. Put the phone away and enjoy every moment of these precious early days, especially as she’s says he was so wanted and an unexpected gift.
100% you are both correct. He is always sat cockeyed in that bloody pushchair. She has no real interaction with him and even his feeds are with one hand and he’s getting all air into his wee tummy coz the bottle isn’t tilted properly. She has no clue about young babies. Yes her dad was pushing a pram to test it out I remember that. I am sure she said he bought it for her at the time. Never seen her use it. Been in a bloody pushchair or car seat since he was born. Yes sticking him on front of the Disney channel ffs. That will be exactly why he’s not settled lying at that ridiculous angle hunched up all the time. The wee toots back will be sore. All those damn blankets are stupid too. It’s so warm down there ffs he will be overheating. I see she’s got a dummy stuck im his mouth now to stop him crying. She is relying on everyone else to look after him and provide. Even her neighbours who she doesn’t know from Adam ffs. Who does that it’s so irresponsable. I see posh auntie Helen got her dinner again yesterday.
She is one lazy sod. Her flat is in a right mess. There is only her and a very young baby so why is she living in a tit tip. The least she can do is keep it clean and tidy.
Yes is anyone was to try and give her advice she would not take kindly to it. Laura is a know it all who actually knows nothing. She always knows best.
She is in for a big shock when that wee toot starts teething in a few months. She won’t know what’s hit her.
She is 100% not cut out to be a mum. Who in the heck calls their young baby “the kid”.
Just a rough cav is what she is!
 
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So her mother has bought another changing mat and she now has him sleeping on that🙄
What is wrong with her can she not see he needs a lie down pram or crib.
She has him sat on top of a pooffie now in his baby nest. Like seriously come on Laura get a grip!!
 
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The sticking him in front of disney films makes me laugh then a few stories later makes a point he cant see colour yet.. if you have to really put him in front of a screen then at least let him watch something appropriate, theres lots of low stimulation baby friendly videos on YouTube or what was the bane of my life.. dancing fruits 😆 annoying but my bub loved it (5 minutes here and there, not hours on end mind you). The only one who seemed to have any ounce of idea was dad/grandad. Since he went home she just seems a shambles and has no idea how to look after him safely. She definitely doesnt come across as a natural, or motherly at all.
 
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"if you're looking for a changing mat that's more secure for your kids... Because of the high sides" I'm sorry but i wouldn't be leaving any baby on a changing mat unsupervised or long enough for it to need to be "more secure" I'm literally changing then taking them off.... I honestly have concern, where is the maternal instinct
 
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She is absolutely clueless and gets worse by the day. Who on earth leaves a baby to sleep on a playmat? It’s for changing a baby not putting your “kid” to sleep on😡
So she’s getting a cot now. That will be linked too of course. Shes not going to be putting him in there only to get used to it.
So her mother seems to be staying now to look after baby coz she had a tooth out🙄 she honestly can’t do anything for herself.
Today she’s off to the godfathers again. So be either Soloman or the jobs a good un one. Bet he dreads her coming she is so needy. She should concentrate on sorting out her tip of a flat instead of going putting upon other people ll the time.
 
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Is it just me or does the bubba look like hes starting to get a flat head? Not that im surprised as hes rarely picked up, never seen tummy time and hes always placed in the same position.
Also the not support the head/neck properly 🫠🫠🫠
 
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Is it just me or does the bubba look like hes starting to get a flat head? Not that im surprised as hes rarely picked up, never seen tummy time and hes always placed in the same position.
Also the not support the head/neck properly 🫠🫠🫠
I wouldn’t be surprised 😔
I try never to judge any new Mum, especially a single Mum at that, because I’ve been there. And most days are about survival and just getting past every hour. But I cannot get past the fact that he is put in a buggy on some kind of mat, and doesn’t appear to have any stimulation. She has money to waste at farmers markets on cheese and olives but I’m not seeing anything being spent on toys or rolling mats that he can interact with! And despite how tired she says she is, she’s spamming the amazon links for pennies which is just ridiculous.
 
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