Miss Shopper

[Extrafine]

My issue with Laura is the fact I don’t think she does pick him up enough. He is constantly laying on something. That pram is not designed for a newborn baby at all. I had my second baby just a couple of weeks apart from her and I’m just gobsmacked at how she is behaving. The layers upon layers of clothing and blankets is insane, him being in that car seat for hours on end, the bloody sleeping arrangements she has in her bedroom. The fact she was saying how desperate she apparently was to be a mother is crazy, she is certainly no mother.

 

[Karen826]

So this irresponsible 41 year old mother goes out and leaves her young baby with a neighbour she has only Known about 8’weeks. She is in a flat and doesn’t know this family from Adam yet pisses off out on her own to get space and leaves him. WOW!! I have no other words. wtf is wrong with her?? I would never ever leave my child alone with someone I only met 8 weeks ago and they are in temporary accomodation like her. She is so fucking irresponsible!
As for the dancing and singing whilst driving nonsense. She needs to grow the hell up and get a grip. She is 41 not 16

 

[RubyTuesday39]

She can sub and save Oreo’s and squash for herself on Amazon. Why doesn’t she do the same thing for baby milk, we all know she loves an aff link

 

[Toodles79]

She’s been there longer today than she’s ever been after just saying they’ve told her the property is locked down and she cannot be in there if it was just her then fair enough take all the risk you would like but not with a newborn baby! I’ve also noticed when she’s too busy filming herself her son is sucking on the air of the bottle because she’s too busy with her other hand to hold the bottle up. Then wonders why he’s been fussy a lot recently? He’ll likely have colic inhaling all that air

Totally agree, why are they always too busy filming to actually hold the babies bottles correctly? Also anyone else feel a little queasy every time she kisses his head 50 times in a row?

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

I feel so sad for her baby. She has no maternal side to her. She doesn't know how to look after a baby. This putting in swing in front of the TV, pegging the fleece blanket so it's up at his neck, let the wee guy lie on a mat and kick freely without a thick blanket on him. As for buying the dog blanket instead of the baby blanket because it was cheaper, why does she think it's cheaper... Because it won't have gone through the same safety checks. It honestly feels like she's just watching a friend's baby and doesn't really know what to do with him and maybe it's because I'm unable to have children and it would be my dream to, that I'm feeling really sad.

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

Also he always has hiccups and this is probably why. Sucking the air. Also irritates me as all she ever says to the baby is "yes, YES" in a stupid voice

 

[bobbybob6]

Is she still smoking? Why sit in the garden when it's freezing

 

[fischfan]

Making daft videos while driving with her tiny baby in the back seat - what an absolute idiot

 

[anon2345]

Please tell me I am not the only person who is so irritated by this stupid girl??

 

[Tittlelife]

She chats out of her arse! Theres no way on this earth you go to a perinatal support worker a handful of times and they say oh we think you have adhd.. youll get your assessment and diagnosis next week. You can fast track past all these poor souls that have been on the waiting list 18+ months. As someone with ADHD shes a prime example of how this and other conditions are over diagnosed. I personally struggle to see even 1 "adhd trait" in her. Ill never understand why people come across that they really want it or preach they're adhd, autistic etc. As trust me living with the battles of a nuerodiverse brain daily is exhausting.. urgh she angers me.

 

[Karen826]

She doesnt half rate herself. Her (newly found) auntie and uncle must be cringing at her filming the whole thing. She is such an embarrassment. She carries on like a very spoilt child not a 40 year old woman.
So she has latched onto the chef at Lords now. She will be out drinking with him next
Not one other person was filming and carrying on like her. She is nothing but a loud mouthed chav who happens to have a wealthy family.
She wont disclose what happened with the life long bestie but my bets are she was flaunting herself and coming on to her husband. She is forever throwing herself at men. Going around with her boobs hanging out on the daily.
A loud mouth spoilt exhibitionist who can never hold down a relationship.
Spouts a load of crap and never fulfills any of it.
Absolutely spends all her money on cheap shit. The woman (saying that loosely) is a walking embarrassment!!

 

[summerfiggypudding]

I’m so glad she and so many other influencers are at this amazon influencer event, I’d never know how to look things up on Amazon without them.

 

[WitsEnd]

I don’t understand how it is acceptable to sell products with fingernails that look like they belong to a prehistoric bird. She pays for them! They must be having her on.

 

[summerfiggypudding]

Newborn days are HARD. Lack of sleep or routine, but far easier than when they start moving around and you can’t take your eyes off them for a second. Perhaps instead of flogging Amazon tat when he’s napping, she went and took a nap herself she might not feel so tired.

 

[Karen826]

This women is so utterly deluded. She acts as though she is a huge celebrity.

Doesnt she just. Really does think she is a big celeb. The way she latched onto the Steel family was all just copying Hinch. I found the whole posting of that "surprise" trip just pathetic and cringe. If they werent made popular by Hinch she would never of latched onto them. Then the whole Greedy book signing thing. Calling her Char like shes her best mate and turning up with the flowers. Like who the fuck does that? She just loves to arse lick all the big accounts to get herself noticed. She calls herself Miss Shopper yet makes an absolute idiot of herself when she does decide to go shopping which is rare. Goes around acting like an over excited 5 year old touching everything she sees and shouting how incredible it is like shes never been shopping before. The overuse of the word "literally" is just so damn annoying too. Every sentence starts with or contains the word literally. The flicking of the hair and biting of the nail is just laughable. I love me who do you love...

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

If she is gonna talk about products at least take time to pronounce them right. Charlotte TilSbury really winds me up... She says she loves her products but doesn't even try say her name right... A few of her other "catch phrases" that grate on me are:
Run don't walk
The use of "goddam"
Oh yes (in a stupid voice)
Fudge me
Frikkin
All day long
I get second hand embarrassment for her
People must pass her in shops and thinks she's an absolute wally the way she films everything.

 

[Karen826]

Who the hell does this wannabe celeb think she is. I am Scottish and she is just showing herself to be a complete ignoramos. I am actually amazed at how ignorant she is. She hasnt got a clue about anything. Just filming every little thing and acting like an over excited 5 year old who has never been out of the house before. Seriously she is so damn up herself. Seems to just make things up as she goes along. Trying to say she loves anything to do with water and she gets it from her grandfather who was a comodore in the navy. Thats a new one eh
She doesnt half love to bum herself up. The way she films the family eating is just plain rude too and completely unnecessary. Her family must be mortified with her behaviour. Everything she sees is OMG OMG OMG. Oh Hello...
Filming the staff in the coffee shop like she had never been in one before. Tagging them. Ffs get a grip you attention seeking loudmouth. Bet she is dying to bump into some of her followers so she can show off even more pretending she is some big celeb
Her dad does not look impressed and the way she talks to him is just cringe. She is one big embarrassment and he really does not look impressed with her behaviour. She wont be invited back anytime soon. No doubt she will invite herself though seeing as she is so forward and rude.
She cant even say the name of the dog statue she saw in Edinburgh. It is Greyfriars Bobby Laura if you take the time to listen to your family instead of walking off filming everything and everyone.
Oh and one more thing whilst im on it. You do not see little old ladies in kilts walking down the street in Scotland. Over exaggerating as per usual

 

[Karen826]

What responsible mother runs out of baby milk and has to rely upon new next door neighbours to bail her out. Now she’s got someone else round (another so called auntie) so she can get showered. She’s unbelievable. Palming baby off so she doesn’t have to deal with him.
She has a lot of growing up to do and a lot to learn about being a mum.

 

[Tittlelife]

If her 60ish year old mother can look after a 5 month old single handedly and clean, tidy and general upkeep of a flat then im sure she can.. Just proves how lazy she really is. Still barely a mention of the baby.. id be on my stories chatting about how much ive missed him and my excitement about going home to give him a big squeeze etc etc..

 

[RubyTuesday39]

So she’s bought a sun lounger to relax in the garden all summer. Won’t she have a new born baby by then?