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There’s no way she would have asked the other guy to be godfather if he wasn’t a face on the TV. She screams desperation. He looks so awkward.
 
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Omg she really is so so desperate asking a man she hardly even knows. I remember when she spotted his van and she went up and started speaking to him then she latched onto him and has been up his a ever since. Exactly as she did with Soloman and the other guy off the tv the joiner from Stacey Solomon’s tv programme. Then there was that tube guy who she latched onto and called him her bestie. She never mentions him now.
Just shows what a fake person she is. She has supposedly known her so called other bestie Steve since school so why is she not asking him. The woman makes me 🤢
Why the hell is she buying an almost 2 month old young baby a pushchair? He should be in a pram you stupid immature woman. As for covering with a thick blanket and then that cover over the hood to protect from the sun. Does she not know babies can overheat and it’s dangerous. She makes me so angry. She needs a proper lay down pram with a proper pram net. She finds it funny the fact “the kid” is sweating his wee head off and comparing him to her when she probably a year or over.
Grow the hell up Laura and act your age. He is a “baby” not “a kid” .
Nothing but a common cav!
 
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So her mums bought her a pushchair that she wanted. Link will be going up shortly of course.
She has made a rod for her own back the way she fusses round him and holds him every time he whimpers. She needs to let him get used to white noise. She claims he likes to be wrapped up yet there he is kicking off the blanket poor wee man.
Will never understand how she can put him in an upright position so young and not use a proper pram or moses basket. She is totally clueless.
A young baby should be lying down to sleep. Makes me wonder what she got him sleeping in at night time.
If any of you have a “kid” (baby) that won’t sleep guys this is an absolute game changer.
Shut up you silly woman he’s a young baby stop referring to him as “the/a kid” disgusting way to talk about your baby.
 
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Also he had a "danger nap" yesterday. Babies that young don't have danger naps because they spend most of their time sleeping. That's what newborns do. I think she has him in the doc-a-tot thing on her bed at night. Also sad his pram is parked right in front of the TV. She has a baby rocker seat on the floor, he should be in that or on his playmat on the floor, not in a buggy. The poor guy was slipping to the side as it's not enough support for him.
 
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Also he had a "danger nap" yesterday. Babies that young don't have danger naps because they spend most of their time sleeping. That's what newborns do. I think she has him in the doc-a-tot thing on her bed at night. Also sad his pram is parked right in front of the TV. She has a baby rocker seat on the floor, he should be in that or on his playmat on the floor, not in a buggy. The poor guy was slipping to the side as it's not enough support for him.
Yes exactly the danger nap what a stupid thing to say. She just seems to be so clueless. Rock a tot on bed. Poor wee toot.
Yes what’s with the shoving a 7 week old baby in front of a Disney film. I think she’s actually not right in the head. She keeps saying how he’s growing up too fast but is treating him like he is a year already certainly doesn’t treat him like a young newborn baby should be treated.
There is nothing nicer than seeing a young baby in a proper pram with a mattress and hood. I used to love seeing my babies in their big pram asleep it’s just so sweet and precious. Probably part of the reason he’s so grouchy and won’t sleep much is because he’s hunched up all the time and isn’t comfortable.
She isn’t the sort of person that would take any advice either as she is one of those loud mouthed know it alls who would snap back. She will need to learn the hard way. Shes got a long road ahead with teething etc.
She seems to make a point of having someone round every day to help or going round to others so she’s not on her own with him palming him off to anyone who will take him whilst she just sits back.
 
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She already says “before the Karen’s come at me” when she does anything that she knows isn’t safe or is too early. Like many have said she thinks she knows it all yet I’m not aware of her spending much time around babies.
 
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I hate to Mum shame because no first time Mum knows what they’re doing… but that pram looks so rigid and hard for him! Even with the cushion underneath! I loved the days of my babies being in the basinet and being all cuddled up. At that age if they were awake I had a proper baby bjorn seat which supported their backs.

And what she’s describing about the sleep patterns is totally normal at his age, you will not get a routine for months. No doubt some insta sleep consultant will come along soon to give a freebie.
 
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Im just genuinely lost for words.. shes so uneducated around everything.. she just makes me so mad!
 
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Why did she collapse the doona then put it on a swing?! And flogging aff links for sellotape my god 💀
 
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Newborn days are HARD. Lack of sleep or routine, but far easier than when they start moving around and you can’t take your eyes off them for a second. Perhaps instead of flogging Amazon tat when he’s napping, she went and took a nap herself she might not feel so tired.
 
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Still got the extremely unsafe fit in the carseat pram thingy.. god forbid she was to have an accident he would fly straight out that seat 🥺🫠 still walking off from the pushchair in shops too.. when will she show an ounce of care 💔
 
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Nooooo he doesn't even have a safe space to sleep at night. What will it take for her to learn?! (Im not against co-sleeping, but at least do it safely!)
 
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A fleecey blanket over him as per when temps are 25+
The way she has him sat squint in his car seat boils my bloods. Get the poor wee bairn a proper pram ffs you irresponsible loud mouth. Wtf is that on her bed?? Surely that’s not where baby sleeps😡😡
 
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Nooooo he doesn't even have a safe space to sleep at night. What will it take for her to learn?! (Im not against co-sleeping, but at least do it safely!)
Wow she is just beyond belief!! Absolute irresponsible twit of a “mother”
Never ever seen anyone have a young baby sleep like that at night on their bed. She needs parenting lessons asap before that poor wee toot ends up in a very dangerous situation.
42 and not an ounce of sense.
The thick fleecy blanket she had him wrapped up in this morning aswell dancing away to shania Twain. It’s 25+ degrees woman let the baby have some freedom so he’s not sweating his head off. No wonder the wee soul never sleeps much with a mother like that. She makes my blood boil 😡
 
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Says she makes sure she goes out once a day - 'Out' being a trip to The Range in the car 🙄
Going on about it being good for them, to go to shops and look at the lights... How about going for a walk in the park and looking up at the trees!
She just seems so totally bored with him.
 
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Does she have her own place or is she in some kind of shared living temp accommodation?
From what I can figure out she’s got her own temporarily living space whether its a year lease or not, I'm not sure,but still find it bizarre that at her age in this day and age shes got no savings is she trying to be an influencer, and she's been paying other people's mortgages and trying to piggy back on people who are already semi famous,(aka david Soloman, thru his daughters,especially Stacey)
 
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From what I can figure out she’s got her own temporarily living space whether its a year lease or not, I'm not sure,but still find it bizarre that at her age in this day and age shes got no savings is she trying to be an influencer, and she's been paying other people's mortgages and trying to piggy back on people who are already semi famous,(aka david Soloman, thru his daughters,especially Stacey)
I wouldn’t even call her an influencer. She does nothing except post a few cheap links on a morning. Most of it is cheap tat. How she gets invited to these homes shows and events is beyond me. I think she must invite herself along. She is craving to be famous and it’s so cringey. Hence why she is clinging onto Soloman and the other known ones.
She’s out and about all the time seems she can’t stand being alone with baby as someone already said. She is so dependant on everyone else and likes to sit back and have others see to baby.
 
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