Miss Shopper

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I hope no one takes offence to this, as I haven’t been pregnant for 8 years now but I was sure you couldn’t eat smoked salmon when pregnant, I was told to avoid everything like that
 
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I hope no one takes offence to this, as I haven’t been pregnant for 8 years now but I was sure you couldn’t eat smoked salmon when pregnant, I was told to avoid everything like that
You are absolutely correct you are advised not to eat smoked salmon whilst pregnant. She is just one big joke!
I do not believe she was sick on the train. She was absolutely fine at the event and must of invited Soloman along. Anyone who believes she is sick as she says she is are just gullible. I have seen through her from day one.
Yes the last place a so called sick or even heavily pregnant woman would want to go is a loud garage party in London.
She will come on this morning twirling the hand swallowing hard saying she’s had a bad night. Next thing she will be all dolled up and off to London.
No doubt she wanted Soloman there for content and to babysit her🙄
 
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And the Dr Beckmann event in a launderette was laughable, of course Soloman showed up, anything for a freebie.

Smoked salmon and eggs for breakfast and a chicken kiev panini for lunch? Sickness my a.
 
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So here she is again this morning with the fake voice and the hard swallows and hand swirls.
Yesterday was full of herself all dolled up in the car off to get yet another waffle.
She is so full of tit it’s hilarious.
She was her usual loud attention seeking self on Sunday night. No word of any sickness or fake voice.
Even the people on the floor were saying what a big character she is. Always loud wherever she goes.
Trying to make out she was feeling sick coz she was nervous about watching herself is bull. She was full of herself on the show as per. The way she was leaning on the stand next to the presenter was just cringe. No one else did that. She really thinks she is some big celebrity.
Why the hell has she got that yellow blazer and jeans on in every episode. She has no style whatsoever. I was happy to see her get knocked out😁
 
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Hardly eats anything?
Can’t keep food down?
Really!! 🙄
Yip yet again proving herself to be an absolute liar. So she’s got creepy Soloman to go with her yet again to a scan. If he wasn’t who he is she wouldn’t look at him twice or befriend him. Such an attention seeking wannabe it’s super cringe the fascination she has with him🤢
I wonder what favver thinks of her obsession over an older man only because she is desperate to be noticed. She will be calling Rob Brydon her bestie soon ffs
Not a word of feeling sick, a hand twirl or hard swallow to be seen today🤔
Get over your Laura you are a pathetic drama queen and need to grow up.
There she is again stuffing her face with smoked salmon when pregnant🙄
Tomorrow she will no doubt disappear then come on later in the day or on Sunday saying “well it’s been a minute guys” blah blah bleeping blah🙄
 
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I’ve noticed that while she was off ‘sick’ from her work she really put on the act online. But as soon as she’s basically confirmed she won’t be going back she doesn’t have to put the act on anymore 🤷‍♀️
 
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Yip yet again proving herself to be an absolute liar. So she’s got creepy Soloman to go with her yet again to a scan. If he wasn’t who he is she wouldn’t look at him twice or befriend him. Such an attention seeking wannabe it’s super cringe the fascination she has with him🤢
I wonder what favver thinks of her obsession over an older man only because she is desperate to be noticed. She will be calling Rob Brydon her bestie soon ffs
Not a word of feeling sick, a hand twirl or hard swallow to be seen today🤔
Get over your Laura you are a pathetic drama queen and need to grow up.
There she is again stuffing her face with smoked salmon when pregnant🙄
Tomorrow she will no doubt disappear then come on later in the day or on Sunday saying “well it’s been a minute guys” blah blah bleeping blah🙄
I also find it very bizarre out of all the people she knows she takes him,what about her mother, shes not mentioned her for a good few months ,as it seems to be her auntie or cousin? Who sometimes goes with her
 
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I also find it very bizarre out of all the people she knows she takes him,what about her mother, shes not mentioned her for a good few months ,as it seems to be her auntie or cousin? Who sometimes goes with her
Only recently stumbled across this cretin but it’s obvious she hangs on to Soloman to try and be in Stacey’s inner circle. She will froth all over soon as she appears on Stacey’s instagram stories 😂
 
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I also find it very bizarre out of all the people she knows she takes him,what about her mother, shes not mentioned her for a good few months ,as it seems to be her auntie or cousin? Who sometimes goes with her
Exactly why take him. She is such a weirdo. Never witnessed anyone so loud and desperate to be someone. Wouldn’t surprise me if she had Solomon as her birthing partner. She would love that.
She can’t keep food down so auntie has told her to start juicing and if she doesn’t get celery auntie will kill her. Ffs she is 41 years old not 5. What adult talks like that. She always manages just fine scoffing her face when she’s out getting treated to a meal by the wealthy auntie or Solomon. Sick my backside and of course she’s not of to bed when she gets home after she juices. So full of bull💩

As for the tale about the favver of the baby. So he’s been a 3 year friends with benefits. Not surprised a relationship wouldn’t work out. She is very much all me me me and I think any man would struggle to live with an attention seeker like Laura. I am sure she will be financially sound with all the family running around after her. Hence why she seems most unconcerned about any prep towards a baby arriving. If I was her I would be putting my all into getting settled into my own home. Not sharing with a load of housemates. Could never live like that at 25 never mind 41. She hasn’t done much to become independant. By her age she should have a house of her own. She spends all her money on crap she doesn’t need.
Finding bargains is not what “shopper” does best. Showing off and craving attention is what she does best🙄
 
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Ffs so she is tagging Soloman, Robert bent off the telly and that cd whizz guy as male support for baby. Give it a rest you silly little girl. More like tag her auntie and uncle not these men that she swoons over 🙄
 
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Ffs so she is tagging Soloman, Robert bent off the telly and that cd whizz guy as male support for baby. Give it a rest you silly little girl. More like tag her auntie and uncle not these men that she swoons over 🙄
Again tag her mother, unless her mother doesn't want to be her birthing partner. looking for a male figure amongest these men is a bit strange. Has she asked any of her female pals?from what I've seen watching her on and off,over the last couple of years, her relationships do not last long,for whatever reason, she should also by this stage in her life,saving for a deposit and maybe get a lodger in to help pay her mortgage, not at 41 paying of someone else's
 
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She’s still sticking to the ‘not eating’ story then.
I’ve never come across anyone who’s about to become a mum yet thinks of nothing or anyone other than herself. I take it she’s assuming her friends and family will just swoop in and do everything for her, such as buying everything the baby will need and probably expecting either her parents or aunt and uncle will sort her out with somewhere more appropriate to live too
 
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I don’t think anyone can truly be prepared before they have their first baby for how much life changes but I really think she has no clue, she doesn’t speak with any warmth when talking about the baby. Almost totally detached.
 
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She’s clearly conflicted by the attention being pregnant/having a new baby brings vs the real life adjustments of having a child. The only issue is she has absolutely zero idea about how tough the latter can be…..
 
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I don’t think anyone can truly be prepared before they have their first baby for how much life changes but I really think she has no clue, she doesn’t speak with any warmth when talking about the baby. Almost totally detached.
Yes she shows no excitement or anything towards the baby. Just all bout herself and how she is feeling. She shows absolutely no maternal instinct whatsoever. All me me me.
Comes on this morning saying how she’s been sick and doesn’t feel great. Next thing she’s bragging about favver treating her to pregnancy massage and then she’s absolutely fine and all excited. She will be storying herself in the car soon all dolled up with the tunes on.
Just can’t make up how good a drama queen and attention seeker this woman is.
Yes she is clearly expecting everyone to gift her and favver and the rich auntie and uncle will be financially fussing around her.
The fact she has an Amazon wish list says it’s all 🙄
 
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