Because he hasn't brushed his teeth since the early 90s would be a good start.
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I hope she gives him a spray tan and gets him some fillers I’ll howlRyan is through all week next week. Wonder how long it will take her to sick of him
Orders him a set of veneers from ebay and a new pair of clean trainers.
Kat Slaters wanting her clase back Janine
That filters slipping like duck the night, yer wrinkly foreheids smashing looking Janine
Never known anyone ruin their looks so quick
The bold Vincent
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Oor Janine full eh gear showing how unbothered she is 
She’s like Big Olly. Absolutely tragic.
She’s like Janice off the muppets
Like a blow up doll that’s been melted in the micro
She's got a real hard on for you case.