alphabetadelta
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Such a sad woman that her most interesting features are her greasy (ugly) yellow hair, having a short body, having a kid at 19, keloid scarring, acne as a teen and her blurred tattoos.
Meet the makers, yet the photo is only a silhouette of herself with a saggy bun, staring up at a curtain rod? Wouldn’t try a nice photo of the pair of you, hair broshed, makeop on, wearing clean clothes? No, ok.What on earth is that photo in front of closed curtains like she is some glamour star? She really sees some one different in the mirror to what we all see.
well Ella did ruin Miks LIFE. She’d be living in a brownstone in New York right now I’d it wasn’t for her.Remember this time last year when we were at the culmination of months of planning and throwing money on gifts for herself for her vow renewal (holiday).... wonder if a similar level of effort went into her first borns 18th???
I wondered if she is skint hence the budget pre holiday shop?You can already tell it's just going to be that frizzy slept on damp 'wavy' look she's super pleased with, endless boring references to humidity and Monica from Friends, cheap oversized hawaiian shirts either left baggy or tied up to 'create a waist' on her 'short torso and a load of cheap sunglasses to complete the VIBE.
I actually don't think she even wants to go on the holiday to be honest. She'd rather be at home fixating on her candles
I love that she's attempting to conjure up images of the Dales, valleys and ritzy villages in North Yorks, not her utility room in Doncaster.I love that she uses yorkshire as a marketing gimmick... "hand poured in yorkshire"... when she's spent the last 15 years faking a non-yorkshire accent and pretending she is American but now she's a yorkshire ambassador?
She made a song and dance about walking the dog once while Shane was away and making out the dog didn’t understand why it was her taking him. Like she’d never walked him before. He must be about 7/8 now, how do you own a dog and never walk it?! Can’t imagine why he’s fat and needed some kind of hydrotherapy, eating ginger biscuits, full of sugar daily.You can tell that dog is neglected because you never see him out in a vlog. He’s eating ginger human biscuits, sitting on blankets or under a chair. Never at the seaside, woods, fields, lakes.
Has she ever considered she doesn’t have ADHD but is in a overdose of caffeine and whatever the hell else is in those drinks? It’s just her body in overdrive. I still remember when I was 14 I drank nearly litre of energy drink not realising what they did to the body and I thought I was having a heart attack.Spat my fourth can of Asda Blue Charge out at this.
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So moch stoff. For a family with no hobbies, there’s just so moch shite everywhere. Me and my husband run a small business from home, own a lot of ‘toys’ -sailing dinghy, windsurfer, paddle board, bikes, camping gear... also have a lot of books, musical instruments... and our place looks tidy and ‘empty’ compared to hers. I just don’t know what she’s hoarding?! And buying more and more storage and baskets to keep it all in. Had to laugh at her buying multiple Kallax units last week, just to house her shit, expired makeop. I’d love to go in that ‘office’ of hers and bin all her makeop, only letting her keep one or two of each item.
Why do all her clothes look so stretched out and misshapen at the neck all the time? All her sleeves are too, because she pushes the cuff she up to her elbows. She’s such a tramp, imagine filming yourself for the internet looking like this.
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I don’t know what you’re talking about he’s such a catch.And why does Lee look like Herman Munster???
She will be self diagnosing herself with lung diseases before vlogmas Eve at this rateNo protective clothing? I take it she's also not wearing a respirator..........these are the health and safety guidelines for working with concrete - I know she doesn't need a hard hat - unless she re-enacts the bincident : Minimum protection for working with concrete/cement is a half-facepiece air-purifying respirator with an N95 filter. all required PPE in place such as safety goggles, safety boots, a hard hat, and hearing protection. Gloves are also recommended.
Crystalline silica is found in materials. such as concrete, masonry and rock. When these materials are made into a fine dust and suspended in the air, breathing in these fine particles can produce lung damage. Silicosis can be totally disabling and may lead to death........
Exactly! Most british people around her age grew up with American T.V and Films! Nothing unique about that at all. It's just most of us have an I.Q level high enough to distinguish between real life and fiction. Most of us recognise cheers is not a documentary on American life. She made herself look a right clown when she gave her I want to move to the US monologue. I laughed so hard. I don't know why she is so eager to make a fool of herself on the internet on a daily basis.I remember reading an article a few years ago about Americans who visited the UK for the first time. They all thought we would speak like the late Queen and that we all had thatched roofed cottages and lived in quaint villages like they'd seen on Midsomer Murders . They didn't know what social housing/council housing was and got a shock when travelling around towns and cities here up north......as it was not like the tv shows they'd watched