My entire body is trying to turn itself inside out I'm cringing so hard.
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duck piss bollocks
tories are all wankers
bankers
give me retweets and likes
on your boris bikes
in the thames
we drown
we frown
ruled by a clown
can't pay my rent
tories can get bent
out of shape
bleeping mistake
easy this
piece of piss
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cunts
tories are all wankers
bankers
give me retweets and likes
on your boris bikes
in the thames
we drown
we frown
ruled by a clown
can't pay my rent
tories can get bent
out of shape
bleeping mistake
easy this
piece of piss
pay no tax in the caribbean
please subscribe to my patreon
cunts
I luv ur pome
thanx hun! i fought of it all by miself lol wot am i like xoxox
I think this will be the thing to catapult you to success as a serious political commentator - now all you need is a more successful wife to sponge off, and a hoodie that makes you look like a 15 year old
I shall raid my eldest's bedroom post-haste!
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For the hoodie, I should add. I veeeeery much doubt he's got the other bit in there.
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For the hoodie, I should add. I veeeeery much doubt he's got the other bit in there.
May be the worst thing i've ever read.
Omg at the poem 
Best bit of that tweet is ‘you may like it. you may not’ cuz you KNOW the teeniest tiniest bit of criticism or even light ribbing would provoke a huge manbaby twitter tantrum
Best bit of that tweet is ‘you may like it. you may not’ cuz you KNOW the teeniest tiniest bit of criticism or even light ribbing would provoke a huge manbaby twitter tantrum
Hmm. Well, it's not as bad as Vogon poetry.
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry is a variety of poetry, often considered to be one of the worst. It is sometimes used by the Vogons as a torture method, as it causes physical pain to the hearer. A notable example of this was when they tortured Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent after the Dentrassis let them hitchhike...
Wow. Does he want to be in an early 00s nu metal band?
This is what I was aiming forHmm. Well, it's not as bad as Vogon poetry.
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry is a variety of poetry, often considered to be one of the worst. It is sometimes used by the Vogons as a torture method, as it causes physical pain to the hearer. A notable example of this was when they tortured Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent after the Dentrassis let them hitchhike...hitchhikers.fandom.com
It is very Adrian Mole, isn’t it?
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This was a while ago but I noticed his recent thing is banging on about being bisexual. (His wife is also bisexual and has been out for a long time.) This probably sounds really bad but I can't help thinking he's just claiming this for clout (ooh look at me I'm a bisexual socialist Corbyn supporter).
He's at it again...
bylinetimes.com
The man has balls of steel. Talking about sexual harassment in the media whilst being accused of it himself really takes some doing. You almost have to admire him. I really wish the Byline Times wouldn't publish him. He has nothing to offer and he's a really crap writer too. Seems incapable of finishing an article properly.
Brand Unsafe: The TV Industry's Problems are Bigger than One Man
People who complain of abuse and harassment in the often cosy, claustrophobic and interconnected world of British media face an uphill battle
bylinetimes.com
The man has balls of steel. Talking about sexual harassment in the media whilst being accused of it himself really takes some doing. You almost have to admire him. I really wish the Byline Times wouldn't publish him. He has nothing to offer and he's a really crap writer too. Seems incapable of finishing an article properly.
Don't worry doll, based on his latest newsletter rant he only gets published by Byline Times because he needs to rather than wants to, so I'm sure he won't get commissioned there anymore now
How on earth would any commissioning editor at Byline Times react to that?! He burns every bridge deliberately I swear!
You'd think so but with Byline I suspect it's a case of 'enemy of my enemy is my friend'... the enemy in this case being the Tories (and not without reason IMO).Don't worry doll, based on his latest newsletter rant he only gets published by Byline Times because he needs to rather than wants to, so I'm sure he won't get commissioned there anymore now
How on earth would any commissioning editor at Byline Times react to that?! He burns every bridge deliberately I swear!
From the same rant:
The man has such thin skin that I'm surprised he doesn't permanently chafe. God, I loathe him. I know it's probably irrational but he is so unpleasant and narcissistic. We get it Mic, you hate the media and love Corbyn. Wow, what a maverick(!)
That'll be the day! God, I know I'm a broken record but his skin is so thin it's not even funny. Funny how he still seems to sympathise with Gaza, like all good little Corbynistas: