Mere Soeur #2

[mrsbucket]

Can't move forehead to save her life,
pisses money on fillers, facials and "tweakments", but can't for the life of her out aside for a mortgage

Pic of Pete Burns scoffing a toastie for attention

Influencer culture is so weird man. Not once in my relationship have I ever asked Mr B to film me eating a toastie so I can post it on my socials she's such a try-hard.

 

[charliecaine]

I honestly think she is saying Lulu isnt the babies name its just a nickname and then will end up keeping it (because its a Lush name!!) and get annoyed when people ask what the babies name is even though shes never said!

 

[nosiep4rker]

Also, while I’m on the subject of her bullshit. A few months ago there was a big thing about her not liking other peoples smells. Perfume, fabric conditioner etc and her not wearing any. What an out and out lie. She promotes the different perfumes she wears all the time (always really naff one’s actually!) so what was that all about?
Also, I do imagine her smelling of damp and fags.

 

[WildThings]

"I was a struggling single Mum and just like all the other cash strapped single mums who relate to me I could casually buy handbags worth £500+ and Courtney Love's old dresses for THOUSANDS of pounds. It was such a hard time for me and I'm really relatable because I worked in a garlic bread factory."

And that Beatles coat that she used as a picnic rug on the beach (£1500 or more I think!!)

thing is, she IS working class, but aspires to be middle class…

 

[gossipfish1]

She’s unwell A LOT lately. And never any indication as to what’s wrong… but the second somebody asks her you just know the arsey posts about how it’s nobody business will start up. Wondering why people have the audacity to ask… if she didn’t mention it then nobody would ask.

i agree it is nobody’s business… but then don’t talk about it.

 

[tawelwch]

Fuck off

 

[Wolf359]

She’s never had a six figure business. A quick check on companies house will tell you.

 

[lolmum]

I cannot COPE with her stories. She used to slag off influencers soooo bad, literally like mock them. Now she’s defending them, and basically admitting it’s her life goal to be one? Talk about a 360

 

[Tank Girl]

She wrecks my head but I have to say I’m the exact same when it comes to fabric softener / washing powder. I literally have to leave certain situations over some heavy scents
But HOW she managed to work in LUSH is a bit of a puzzle then because I can’t even walk by the shop without my eyes watering

 

[callum_murray]

I'm genuinely not surprised she is having more pregnancy related issues. She's been high risk virtually the entire pregnancy but insists on galavanting around London at #ad #pr events because she's so fucking despo to be seen and to nab some freebies. Absolute try hard narc.

 

[Persephonehasreturned]

Our favourite edgelord has revealed that the baby’s name is neither hers nor Sam’s. Just why?

 

[screamqueen]

Her blurb says ‘never underestimate a girl gang’ but her girl gang has big ‘you can’t sit with us’ energy and she’s the ultimate Queen bee.

Couldn’t agree more. She’s the Regina George of mums - which is hilarious considering what she seems to try and preach with her brand.

 

[Tank Girl]

Can’t get over the Jolene bit. What a manipulative excuse for a man.

 

[Tank Girl]

Ya can put all the bells whistles / bows / love notes / ribbons ya like in the packaging hun they are still Ali express hats yer charging a fortune to these sheep for. No ta love.

 

[Schmickles2020]

Christ alive can someone gift this woman some headphones already?!

As Carrie would say..... it's getting embarazziiiiiinnnnnn

 

[Tank Girl]

I’d say let her drive on. It’s waaay more interesting than any of that Lily Allen shite
He’s a total sociopath and really has done a number on her trying to gaslight while she’s at home with a tiny baby. I say get it all out. Move on. Hes rotten.

 

[meredithgrey]

"My last sandwich", "my last flat white". Is she aware that when you move somewhere you're still allowed to travel back? She's not moving to Mars.

 

[armyofone]

I honestly think her and her friends were mean girls in school, they look so bitchy.

 

[eatingcarbs]

She goes on about how young she was when she had her first kid?! She was 24? She wasn’t 18. Surely she knew what she was signing up for. She gets on my tits. Idiot.

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

She has the worst attitude problem of anyone on Insta - and that’s some achievement!
Why do a wedding q&a and then bitch about the questions? You may have answered the question before but not everyone will be paying attention to every story and hanging on every word. And it is unusual to elope and then have a big celebration not long afterwards, so people will obviously ask about it. She’s such a spoilt little madam.