Mere Soeur #2

[Tamij]

Screenshot from an upload on YouTube from 7 years ago.

 

[Gossipgirl69]

I genuinely don't get the Japan thing with her. I am saying this as someone who is really keen to go myself, but with a newborn?! Why? I don't get it, at all.

Ganni Raincoat is such an irrelevant namedrop. No one cares, love!

But how else would we know she's a cool mum?? Not like the others???

I'm quite a bit younger than her and think she's so try hard

Her face looks TERRIFYING in the polling booth pics

 

[callum_murray]

at some point she’ll realise she’s just a bog standard, hetero married, 2.4 kids, lower middle class insta hun just like the rest of them

Stunning analysis

 

[cat_follower]

That Starbucks story has fucked me right off. Genuinely why is she such an angry wee shiter all of the time???

 

[charliecaine]

Why does she 'Launch the Christmas collection' with like a week to go till Christmas?
It is the most bizarre set up her 'business'

She'll be complaining about the Royal Mail next after leaving it so late and missing the cut offs

 

[SuzyCreamcheese]

It’s music for beige people. Neither her husband and the Clean Bandit woman are lookers are they? He was punching with Carrie!!

 

[leeeeeopalaceeee]

What's all this about? Did anyone ask or care?

Imagine having your kid live with your significant other, and not want them to form any kind of lasting relationship outside of what you have with them. That seems utterly messed up and a recipe lifelong issues. Poor kid.

 

[armyofone]

Fixed it for you Carrie.

 

[screamqueen]

Calling it now: Carrie’s new business will be airbnb-ing her husbands shipping container.

She‘s actually so dull now. Same reused designs, sky ads, complaining about everything, “I’m due on” blah blah blah. hardly aspirational

This is the problem with hunfluencers, they think that this type of content is ‘Uber relatable’ to their audience - but no, it isn’t. It’s lazy, it’s not aspirational. Why do I want to look at some pouty, whiny woman, wanging on about stuff AND getting paid for it? Bore off.

 

[cat_follower]

So if her and Sam split

She’s so passive agressive for literally no reason! Where does she get the energy to be such an arse online all day

 

[Rfl2018]

I don't get it, surely Sam is helping to raise River, and to just be booted out of the picture if they break up isn't fair on the child. There must be some parental feelings there (idk the correct term but you know what I mean) so just cutting that off can't be healthy

 

[sue_perb]

She’s such a tone-deaf c*nt, I can’t stand her.
How can she write a post about scarcity mindset and survival mode when she is constantly flashing her designer wardrobe, going on trips away, eating out etc etc. There’s thousands of single mums who have to choose to feed their kids over themselves, that is survival mode Carrie. You have a husband, a business, a privately rented house (which you have said is large), wardrobe full of designer clothes and planning your second wedding… you can cut your poor me single mum act now hun x

Just another Instagram champagne socialist with a massive chip on her shoulder. Honestly the worst.

 

[eatingcarbs]

Hahahahahahah love the sass

If this queen hadn’t had posted this, I would have never have voted… for Cult of Youth

 

[gossipfish1]

Sam’s IG post today!

 

[Mmmmmm]

Too little too late do we see a reconciliation in the future

I think Sam Skirrow is trying really hard to get Carrie back but seriously for me it would be too little too late...Especially as he cheated before, on his previous wife, with the same woman (Kirsten Joy), I mean come on this has nothing to do with the music industry, like you were not in Oasis mate (Clean Bandit are crap!)
Sam Skirrow is simply a cheater AND a liar! Period. Just keep it in your pants!

 

[Wolf359]

I hate her poor single Mum cosplay 🥱 Stop constantly running off to Ireland if you're broke.

If she can make enough money dining out on exposing her shitty, cheating husband and his shitty, cheating other woman, that she can afford to go to Ireland once a month then fair fucks to her I reckon.

 

[skronkywildcat]

It's not fair to keep uprooting her son.

 

[Gossipgirl69]

I also don't understand the random Tesco call out? Gal just loves to moan. Im a Lidl girl anyways, but a club card is free so don't see the issue? I have the app on my phone just incase I buy something from there but pretty sure a physical card is free too

I agree the clubcard thing is a lil stupid but not really an issue

 

[frostily]

I saw this and thought the same - clearly fishing for people to ask.

she’s absolutely one of those people who would post a photo of her in a hospital bed with some vague caption. Then when people comment she’d be all like “DM me hun xx”

She’s a jerk.

and now people will ask, and then we’ll get one of her sweary, long, unpunctuated sentences with lots of bbzzz about how people are so rude to ask even though SHE SHARED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

[cat_follower]

There’s the predicted about face now she’s been sent some ‘fancy’ fabric conditioner