Mere Soeur #2

[Luckyn5]

That's because for the most part, it's bollocks.

How is it bollocks? I reckon you should reverse image search 95% of the items she ‘makes’ and see how bollocks it is.

How is it bollocks? Just reverse image most of the stuff she ‘makes’ and you’ll find it. Here’s two examples, just from her stories today.
I like Kelly, I think she’s a lovely person. But it feels like the impression she gives is not fully honest.

 

[screamqueen]

So her living there with her husband and son is ok but it’s nit ok for anyone else to do the same thing

Exactly what I was thinking.

Also, how the hell does she know that families haven’t applied to view? She’s basing her argument on one couple who she knows nothing about. Also, fuck her for getting uppity about people wanting to leave London and move somewhere else, she literally did the exact same thing.

 

[cat_follower]

She’s mentioned the mould before. I’m on her side here, landlords should clean their properties in between tenants- making tenants pay for cleaning services is a complete rip off. Especially if the property isn’t in liveable conditions with mould!

 

[NoseyParker2202]

Aside from Remi who honestly seems like a grounded angel her friends seem like try-hards which does figure. Bless her, wedding looks a bit shit but she warned us and she "DOESN'T CARE" she just fancied some free stuff. Kat from Rock N Roll bride will be sniffing around soon no doubt, they both have that air of used to be relevant about them.

Sam must have BDE because he reaks of musty music teacher from the eighties to me for some reason (good balloon caption for their next do)! Glad they're happy!

 

[Sharkbait]

I find everything about her and her relationships so confusing. Like, do her and Sam even like one another? I think it’s so strange to get married (twice!), live together, try desperately hard for a baby and then have that baby and never show any love for one another. I get that it’s all about single mum boss babe life but she doesn’t live the single mum boss babe life at all.

 

[hhhhhh]

I actually love how she is handling this entire shite situation. I hope she can milk it for all it's worth for as long as she likes.

 

[WildThings]

Honestly baffles me how people are still a ‘fan’ of hers, when it’s quite normal and actually NICE to show an interest in the name of a new baby???

who the fuck buys her shite these days too? Other than desperate hangers on?

she is nothing but rude to her followers, she constantly slags people off for asking questions about the life SHE has chosen to share, but she acts as though she’s trying to live a private life??

 

[eatingcarbs]

She’s got another little money maker now so she’s going to fleece little Delulu for all her worth. Funny how she doesn’t show the face of the eldest but shows the face of her little earner. She’s a wannabe champagne socialist. Her single mummy brand of shit T-shirts are printed for less than £3 and costing £20+, she’s made a mockery of anyone that has been dull enough to buy one. All the while she’s got designer bags and ghastly clothes. She’s a con artist of the highest degree.

 

[Wolf359]

Screenshots for the blocked, I beg

 

[Gossipgirl69]

Why hasn't she prioritised learning how to drive/getting a car? Seems the logical thing to do as all she does is complain about the lack of public transport

 

[mrsbucket]

I think she secretly hates that she likes Sam cause he's a walking ick haha

Also she's mad that she met someone and got married because it's totally ruined her #girlboss #badbitch #singlemama image. That's why she is constantly reminding us that she can ditch him at any time and he has zero impact on her or her son's life.

She needs to drop the act and just enjoy being happy

 

[lifeIsBetterInVilaSol]

Just putting it out there but does she realise that if her and Sam pool there funds together they might just be able to afford to buy a nice place

 

[ste1982]

She’s turned into the mum influencer she always hated shilling shit on the internet that’s for the middle classes ironic really

 

[Bingbong1]

Do you know what, fuck it you’re right. I bet she’s dying to expose the home wrecking slag but can’t.

So without further ado….. a timeline of how I came to this conclusion and name reveal below.
For legal purposes this is all alleged and entirely my own opinion based on online observations



So when I saw the news it disgusted me and being nosy I visited Sam’s profile. A photo stood out to me, I can’t remember the specifics but it was him surrounded by roughly 4 women.



When I was clearing my search history today I clicked back on his profile and the photo was gone, which let me know it was one of these 4 women and peaked my interest in investigating this further. Clean bandit tours with the same group of people and I found each woman’s profile easily.



In the comments under Carries post it’s clear the other woman has a husband and kids of her own, we also know this is someone he works with, this whittled it down to two of the women.



Both of them have two children, one has photos of her getting married on her profile the other does not so I can’t be sure she’s married but I can be sure she has a long term partner with whom she shares her children with.



I initially thought it was the woman with wedding photos on her page however I now know it’s not because….Sam is still following her. He is however NOT following the other woman despite her still touring with clean bandit.



The other woman is allegedly and in my opinion…Kirsten Joy.

Omg love you
Living up to the name


I can't believe his audacity, he is not attractive at all.

I think it's even worse that they have a blended family and a fresh bubba. That's some psychopath shit

 

[mrsbucket]

I get supporting her son with his new venture, I actually think it’s pretty great. Why not.
But… a small bubble tea business is one thing. Why not see how that does in sales/ research etc before ordering screen printing stuff?! It’s not an established brand, or even a brand yet. Why the need for merch? It’s very “run, don’t walk”

Also, impending new baby…. I feel she could be going 100mph with Riv to make up for it?

Nah the cynic in me says she is clinging on to this new idea because her own insta-mum-circa-2016 brand has past its sell by date. Using Riv is the perfect marketing tactic 'omg look how cute and smart my baby is. Make his dream come true and buy plzzz'

 

[eatingcarbs]

You know what would be more working class ‘GiRl BoSs’? If she saved up all her pennies and bought her and the kid somewhere to live rather then pissing it all away on Courtney Loves dress and other musty designer shite.

 

[screamqueen]

Sorry, but Mere Soeur is not a full time job.
If it was she wouldn't have time to toss it off on weekends away and take time out to have a period or nurse a hangover

As far as being an "influencer" is concerned, she needs to take the rough with the smooth.
I know for a fact she asked a small business for something for free and never showed a picture of the item as she promised

Also, not being funny, but she acts as though her job is hard. Come off it.
A brand asks you to take a photo and write a poxy caption about their product and you’re complaining? Cry me a river love.

 

[Redmama]

I’ve rented and now own a house, and I have sympathy for people with landlords who treat them like second class citizens. However, my sympathy ends for someone who reckons they can never buy a house but spends all their money on designer gear and cocktails and hotels. Her view that only the privileged can own a home is rubbish. I worked every hour god sent for four years to save a deposit to buy a house on my own with two kids. I’m 100% working class with a very average job. I just don’t buy Coach handbags and stay in hotels and eat out constantly.

 

[WildThings]

How rock and roll not labelling rivs clothes

That’s funny cuz when I was labelling my kids clothes a couple of weeks ago I remember thinking ‘huh…I just can’t imagine someone as cool and unbothered as Carrie labelling HER kids clothes’


Then again, it doesn’t matter if any of Rivs get lost because he’ll be in new uniform for another new school in a couple of weeks anyway!

Or better yet, Carrie can just screen print a fresh batch for him…! (With matching ice tea cup)

 

[PopTarte]

I get supporting her son with his new venture, I actually think it’s pretty great. Why not.
But… a small bubble tea business is one thing. Why not see how that does in sales/ research etc before ordering screen printing stuff?! It’s not an established brand, or even a brand yet. Why the need for merch? It’s very “run, don’t walk”

Also, impending new baby…. I feel she could be going 100mph with Riv to make up for it?