Melanie Murphy #10 the erratic, mel-odramatic, fascist in the attic

[Dearreader]

God forgive me for laughing

 

[Chinese_whispers]

comment of the day for me

sorry for the double post but it’s a comment section that keeps on giving I’m sitting with a face mask and a glass of whiskey, cackling on my own while the baby is in bed and my SO is playing some online gaming thing with his friends.

2021 has its positives

 

[artemist]

On the topic of Jess and her new video, I really can’t stand it when people who have been in a relationship for .02 seconds spout crap like “don’t lose hope, it’ll happen for you too!!” like come the fuck on, there’s plenty of time for the shit to hit the fan for you yet, quit the condescending tone.

So much for women empowerment when the second she meets a fella it’s all out the window & giving TEDtalks about how we all just need to have hope and wait. I don’t need a lanky ginger with a questionable haircut in my life to be happy ty

Regarding Melanie, given how Jess ended up getting with the guy she always had a ‘thing’ with from her past just like her and Thomas I can’t imagine how insufferable she’s been and will continue to be, bringing it up every 2 seconds cause she experienced it first.

 

[okayokayokayokay]

WHAT?!? The hypocrisy behind posting this is what gets me. She rants on and on about how hard it is for her even though she lives rent free and works from home doing fuck all - and fair enough, this situation is hard for everyone. However, there are people who have it way harder than her (aka those actually paying rent and the health care workers she disrespect by her anti lockdown ideologies). She needs to tune into her own logic

 

[justlurking21]

She is gonna be absolutely raging about this cause she can’t delete the comments haha

 

[Dearreader]

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Do you think she just can’t spell Taoiseach or what?

No, she's already practicing her west brit status for the arduous emigration to Manchester!!

It'll all be captured on vlogs. Mel's inspo will be taken from Saoirse Ronan in Brooklyn and Rose Dawson,Titanic.

She'll be waving her dad off *insert ugly kim K crying face* from the big bad ship, sporting a headscarf while the editing software plays the titanic theme tune.

Thomas is skipping and doing finger guns in the background and baby Milo is lying face down on the deck.

 

[Dearreader]

So Melanies version of clearing up how people have taken her mortgage ordeal out of context was to sell us all the same sob story of how she CAN afford a mortgage just not in idyllic Skerries.
* sobbing for her*

Great she's cleared that up. I reaallllyyy feel so so sorry for her now she's straightened it all up for tattle.

Firing 85e at Tesco cardigans
Car seats not appropriate for her child.
Hair transplant
A new mattress
200 euro charity donations monthly that you just KNOW she wouldn't have done if her husband wasn't a part of It. It's hard out here.

They have the money youse goise enough for two mortgages even!! Can we organise a go fund me to ensure she gets a mortgage in skerries?
We must support those in need and greatly affected by covid. Do you have any idea the shame of having a balbriggan postcode?!!

We really live In a society youse goise....

 

[Dearreader]

I'm going to go ahead and be petty. Money doesn't buy taste.

Her clothing is a literal crime against fashion. There's a fine line between quirky manic pixie dream girl and looking like your pulling jumpers and cardigans off the clearance rack of M&S.

Loving how she's tilted her hips so far backwards to appear super slim and humblebrags about it...."plenty of water and short walks" Such a body posi role model.

 

[Dearreader]

This will never leave my mind.

Who even are you chicken? You wouldn't last the guts of an hour on the floors of a hospital.

And you know, for all her virtue signalling about those less fortunate. I've never seen her once volunteer her time for anything pre covid.

She's spent more time promoting the aviation campaign than she ever did for any charity/fundraiser/cause on her platforms

Tell me again how you are an empath who carries the weigh of the world on her shoulders

 

[mama.llama.drama]

She doesn't see the irony of feeding her baby processed, packaged baby food when she's known to shame women who have to (or choose to) formula feed does she? She's at home nearly 24/7 with plenty of help at home 24/7 but she doesn't have the time to steam/puree/freeze some veggies/fruit/protein etc once every week or two? Pure laziness.

But hey, as Melanie would say it does the job.

God I laughed at the end of her latest video when she disagreed with Thomas who said 'it definitely would be a lot harder if I was working full-time'

NAAAAAR IT WOULDN'T THOMAS HOW DARE YA DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD I HAVE IT THE BABY NEEDS MEEEEEE AND ONLY ME I HAVE ME TIT IN HIS MOUTH EVERY 40 MINUTES HE'S FUCKING ENORMOUS AND ME BACK IS IN PIECES

She is on another planet, any parent knows that having the other parent home makes any given moment with kids easier. Much easier!

Melanie Murphy, the poor thing having to 'work' in this anti child/anti family world *sob*

The fact that her idea of work is entirely different to that of most people is lost on her.

The 'work day' depicted in that video was that of a stay at home parent with ample help around her, going out for walks, visiting family, cafe food, doing a fucking face mask AT 3PM and fitting in a bit of editing/emails throughout. Work my arse!!

She's an insult to every mother who has to leave their baby for 8-12hrs a day multiple days a week to pay the bills.

 

[Ms.Marble]

Oh come on. Give me a break. Fabletics is anything but sustainable or positive in terms of the environment. Just stop trying to fool yourself or others.
Great that the packaging is slightly better. But the concept in and of itself is anything but. A subscription to get clothing every single month is in and of itself just the opposite of sustainable.

 

[Sazb64]

Saw this meme today and thought of Mel

 

[Dearreader]

Alcohol
Binge eating/emotional eating
PCO/PCOS/infertility
Hair loss
Night terrors
Traumatic birth
Reckless spending
Bisexuality
Vaginismus
Acne
Sulks rather than communicates
Abandonment issues
LYING

Just a few things off the top of my head that she claims to have issues with/be/makes out she's the only one going through it/makes a non-issue an issue.

What a show

Adding some more

Porn addiction
BDD
IBS
PMDD
TMJ
Bullied in school.
Anxiety
Situational depression.
Abusive relationships
"Psychosis"

 

[Dearreader]

I can feel the PND card about to be played. They've brought this on themselves. They'd do well to take a proper social media break, and stop digging the hole deeper. His parents must be mortified. I'd be so ashamed of my son carrying on like that with regards to their living situation. What a slap in the face.

THIS. No doubt in my mind she will blame it all on PMD. I didn't realise PMD made people entitled bitches. Is demanding a mortgage in the most expensive parts of Dublin a PMD symptom? Can the HSE website update PMD symptoms to reflect this new revelation - add covid denier too.

Goizee, we recently found out that Thomas was getting trolled by aer lingus colleague's. We found this out on tattle through DMS.

As youse all know, I've been really struggling living rent free, earning in my online 6 figure job having to listen to Thomas strain on the shitter. Look I'll be honest I lied to the news outlets. Truth be told I'm just sick to death of waiting on the in laws to leave the house so I can sneak down for a nakd bar.
Please disregard the fact that I spent the entire pandemic scaremongering my viewers with covid theories, not wearing a mask and contributing negatively all around.

I got to thinking last night about the EI staff and is it any wonder they don't like him? Pilots, cabin crew and ground staff grafting for years, paying high rents and mortgages to provide for their families... Thomas the dose is in the door a hot minute whining That he can't get a mortgage while he lives rent free in an attic conversion.

EI staff aren't stupid. They see Thomas with his new car on finance, a hair transplant and a wife that makes 6 figures, again rent free and redoing their wedding. Then they see HIM get the news coverage of how hard he has it, how the have no money etc. While the EI staff on wage reductions are actually struggling to pay bills and mortages. These people are the bones of EI and their wannabe spokesman is selling the news outlets lies and making the company look bad.

@funnygirl3012 hope your husband gets the Manchester spot fingers crossed x

 

[rnpkr7829]

I am genuinely bored of her content now. Its not even gossip worthy. She is constantly moaning about one thing or another. Such a weird energy to have and give out. How much can her followers take without feeling depressed after consuming her content? I genuinely think she uses social media as a personal therapy and this toxic culture of influencers dropping their personal problems on random strangers on internet needs to go. Consult a real doctor/therapist. Ffs.

 

[Kitt]

Queen of ‘DO YOUR RESEARCH’ and googling everything doesn’t know to put her child rear facing? Either it’s bullshit or she’s more thick than I thought. As my husband just said, it’s common knowledge to have a baby rear facing even if you don’t know all the details.

 

[oicheliath]

Usually admittance to hospital is out of necessity and not a comparison to taking a holiday and potentially bringing it back with you View attachment 529818

God that man really is thick as shite.

The Melanie style comparisons has rubbed off. “If sick people can go to hospital for free, why can’t I go to a theme park for free. Such a double standard you goise, c’mon, I’m entitled to have fun.”

 

[Chinese_whispers]

Do you think she just can’t spell Taoiseach or what?

 

[electricmallows]

Followed that aviation instagram account to support my friend and Melanie keeps appearing on the stories basically talking about how difficult she has it as a “pilot wife” as she watches him suffer with something that was husbands dream for so long. At first I thought “ah god, that must be hard” but she seems to be on the rant every other day and now it just feels like “jeez this girl needs to read the room”. Only realised afterwards she’s a failed attempt of a youtuber so I searched her name on here to see. My god, I didn’t realise she was this melodramatic all the time You guys are reading my mind scrolling through here

 

[starryeyed10]

A subsidy IS the same as aid. He is thick.

Why does he think such huge wealthy private companies should be given free money by the taxpayers? I don't get it. The Irish have no appetite for that either after the banks were bailed out in 2008. We are still paying for that and we had horrible austerity for years to pay for it.

I can understand giving money to citizens that have lost their jobs or small businesses but Aer Lingus? Come on.

Michael O Leary has stated that Ryanair are grand because they run their company well and had a lot of liquidity unlike other airlines. Why should we pay for companies because they are not well run?

As said above he needs to cop on and wait it out. His behaviour is shocking tbh.

He literally only wants AL to be bailed out so they can keep paying his salary and don't make him redundant, that's it.

He should just be let go and rehired later when there's work. That's what has happened to everyone in the service industry. He has no idea how privileged he is.