Mason Mount #87 It’s Dickmas Time! 🎄🎅

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honestly in what cruel world does a straight man have an a like that 😭 it’s outrageous 😂
It absolutely is. That a needs worshipping. So much good a in football and none of it getting treated like it deserves to be. Mason, Raheem, Grealish just three instantly.
 
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DICKMAS DAY 17 - 12 Days of Christmas

This is newly written for Dickmas 22, and I'm quite proud of this one. Enjoy!

On the first day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
A Dildo under the tree

On the second day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the third day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the fourth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the fifth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the sixth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Six Reece James freebies, five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks
Three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the seventh day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies, five Lovesense plugs
Four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the eighth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the ninth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Nine roosters face slapping, Eight Mason milkings,
seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the tenth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Ten sweaty matchkits, Nine roosters face slapping,
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the eleventh day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Eleven players pumping, ten sweaty matchkits, nine roosters face slapping
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the twelfth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Twelve rooms in his house, eleven players pumping, ten sweaty matchkits
Nine roosters face slapping, eight Mason milkings
Seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
And five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree
 
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DICKMAS DAY 17 - 12 Days of Christmas

This is newly written for Dickmas 22, and I'm quite proud of this one. Enjoy!

On the first day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
A Dildo under the tree

On the second day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the third day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the fourth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the fifth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the sixth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Six Reece James freebies, five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks
Three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the seventh day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies, five Lovesense plugs
Four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the eighth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the ninth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Nine roosters face slapping, Eight Mason milkings,
seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the tenth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Ten sweaty matchkits, Nine roosters face slapping,
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the eleventh day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Eleven players pumping, ten sweaty matchkits, nine roosters face slapping
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the twelfth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Twelve rooms in his house, eleven players pumping, ten players pumping
Nine roosters face slapping, eight Mason milkings
Seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
And five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree
Day 9 for me.. Can I get some slapping as well please? 😅
 
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We know he always picks Mason hopefully he can get back in the starting 11
ducks sake. England golden generation gonna be wasted under this defensive sack of rit.

England is defensively weak and offensively strong, so yeah, let's keep an overly defensive negative manager in charge to play to not lose.
 
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DICKMAS DAY 17 - 12 Days of Christmas

This is newly written for Dickmas 22, and I'm quite proud of this one. Enjoy!

On the first day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
A Dildo under the tree

On the second day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the third day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the fourth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the fifth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the sixth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Six Reece James freebies, five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks
Three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the seventh day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies, five Lovesense plugs
Four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the eighth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the ninth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Nine roosters face slapping, Eight Mason milkings,
seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the tenth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Ten sweaty matchkits, Nine roosters face slapping,
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the eleventh day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Eleven players pumping, ten sweaty matchkits, nine roosters face slapping
Eight Mason milkings, seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
Five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree

On the twelfth day of Dickmas, Mason Mount gave to me
Twelve rooms in his house, eleven players pumping, ten sweaty matchkits
Nine roosters face slapping, eight Mason milkings
Seven Cobham parties, six Reece James freebies
And five Lovesense plugs, four Chelsea wicks, three rum shots, two large a cheeks
And a Dildo under the tree
First time posting after lurking for over a year to say that I just peed myself laughing so hard at this
 
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ducks sake. England golden generation gonna be wasted under this defensive sack of rit.

England is defensively weak and offensively strong, so yeah, let's keep an overly defensive negative manager in charge to play to not lose.
Couldn’t agree more! I thought I was the only one with this opinion but having favourites and not selecting certain players who are in form ie fikayo tomori and selecting ones who have had hardly any minutes at club level instead isn’t going to win us any trophies any time soon. Also selecting James Maddison just to shut the twitter haters up is just unacceptable 🙄
First time posting after lurking for over a year to say that I just peed myself laughing so hard at this
Welcome to the club! I think you’ll find everything on here is very random and doesn’t really make sense 😂🤣
 
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