Mason Mount #87 It’s Dickmas Time! 🎄🎅

[Diagnosis123]

Man's licking his lips with anticipation

 

[StephenTJackson]

Something new for today.

Day 2 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Featuring the lovely @AdsB


Wow! Adam’s kissing Declan Rice!


I saw Adam kissing Declan Rice

Underneath the mistletoe last night

He didn't see me creep

Across the hall to have a peep

He thought that I was shagged out

with our Mason, fast asleep



Then I saw Adam tickle Declan Rice

Underneath his beard so dark brown

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Mason had only seen

Adam kissing Declan Rice last night



I saw Adam kissing; kissing, kissing, Declan Rice

I did! I really did see Adam kissing Declan Rice

And I'm gonna tell our Mason



Then I saw Adam tickle Declan Rice

Underneath his beard so dark brown

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Mason had only seen

Adam kissing Mason Mount last night



Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Mason had only seen

Adam kissing Declan Rice last night


I did! I did! I really did see Adam kissing Declan Rice

You gotta believe me! You just gotta believe me!

Come on, tattlers, believe me! You just gotta believe me!

 

[Goldfish]

This is my first time actually posting on this thread, I pop in and out to read it every now and again, but my god. You guys are fucking feral and I’m here for it

 

[katiestewart]

Declan is such a good friend sticking up for mason. I hope he’s telling the truth when he says the hate doesn’t get to him but even him saying that shows that he does see it which makes me sad

 

[Poppy462]

 

[amzi]

 

[StephenTJackson]

Dickmas Day 6 - Step Into Christmas


Welcome to my Mason song
I'd like to thank you for the cum
So I'm sending you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to ride your dick

I'd like to sing about all the things
Your arse and smile and dick
So dive inside my arsehole
Oh, dive into Christmas with me, yeah

Dick in my arsehole, let's fuck together
We can watch the cum shoot forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry, come inside of me
Fuck in my arsehole, the admission's free

Take care in all you fuck next year
And keep smiling through the days
If we can help to entertain you
Oh, my hole is for you

So merry Christmas Mason Mount
There's no place I'd rather be
Than asking you if you'd oblige
Sleeping this Christmas with me

Dick in my arsehole, let's fuck together
We can watch the cum shoot forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry, come inside of me
Make love in my arse, the admission's free, oh

Welcome to my Mason song
I'd like to thank you for the cum
So I'm sending you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to eat your arse

I'd like to sing about all the things
Your arse and smile and dick
So dive inside my arsehole
Oh, dive into Christmas with me, yeah

Dick in my arsehole, let's fuck together
We can watch the cum shoot forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry, come inside of me
Make love in my arse, the admission's free, oh

Dick in my arsehole, let's fuck together
We can watch the cum shoot forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry, come inside of me
Make love in my arse, the admission's free, oh

Dick in my arsehole, let's fuck together
We can watch the cum shoot forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry, come inside of me
Make love in my arse, the admission's free, oh

(Dick, dick in my arsehole
Forever and ever
Come inside of me)

 

[weite1]

In other news Dave the cat has been given a name tag and a number. He is part of the England squad

 

[StephenTJackson]

Here we go….some anon on tumblr has said mason is in Dubai with a girl….which one of you is it?

I wish people would stop misgendering me.

 

[AdsB]

He’s not cold today

 

[MissDolly]

Enjoy sexy mumma don’t do anything naughty

With @ellavaday29 desperate to be a VIP I won’t be surprised if we are on a new thread by tomorrow

Have fun! Don’t do anything we wouldn’t

Don't include me in that "we" otherwise you probably end up doing a lot.

I may get lucky if im not too drunk tonight

 

[StephenTJackson]

Dickmas Day 8 - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town




You better douche out, you better buy lube
You better not gag, I'm telling you why
Mason Mount is coming tonight

He's making a list and checking it twice
He's gonna find out who wants his big cock
Mason Mount is coming tonight

He sees you when you're naughty
He knows when you're well lubed
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be bad for Mason’s sake

You better douche out, you better buy lube
You better not gag, I'm telling you why
Mason Mount is coming tonight

Say, You better douche out, you better buy lube
You better not gag, I'm telling you why
Mason Mount is coming tonight

He's making a list and checking it twice
He's gonna find out who wants his big cock
Mason Mount is coming tonight

He sees you when you're naughty
He knows when you're well lubed
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be bad for Mason’s sake

Oh, You better douche out, you better buy lube
You better not gag, I'm telling you why
Mason Mount is coming tonight

 

[AdsB]

The High being that Prince hair! I know for a fact @katiestewart will agree with me xx

what a stunning start to the year it was

 

[AdsB]

@weite1 made you a new reaction gif babes

 

[katiestewart]

Welcome to thread #87 everyone! I can’t believe how fast these threads have been moving lately. Thanks to @MissDolly for the thread title! 🫶

Recap:
- We started off the last thread with some thoughts… I know what more do you expect from us? we discussed which order we would love the England squad the most (that’s making it sound a bit more PG lol)
- Chelsea continued to mug mase, RLC and jorgi off by releasing the full video of their magnificent acting skills. All I will say is they deserve an Oscar
- @StephenTJackson celebrated his birthday. Mason also released a shirtless pic on the same day! Coincidence? I think not
- Also the photoshoot released provided us with new shirtless content it did also show us his claws
- England played USA in the World Cup. The game ended 0-0 not only that but mason had his long sleeves on for the whole first half this man and his body temperature lol
- Mason supposedly turned down some hefty contracts with Chelsea. He knows how much he needs after the FBC raided the bar
- We got a cute video of uncle mase and summer. The best duo!!
- There was a couple rumours going round that one of the reasons mason isn’t signing a new contract with Chelsea is because of the abuse he’s been getting online
- @louise0408 is scared of Reece
- The most hilarious fan account was made about mason and Maria the edits are just next level! Anyone need a couch?
- Mason finally provided uncle mase content for us sharing a picture of him with his nephew and nieces looks like the competition for the best uncle award has started
- Again we talked about our top 10 for what was meant to be the England team but then turned into the Chelsea team and then just any team you like. We would never settle unless we got what we wanted
- Mason seems to have been inspired to take up yoga
- This thread is definitely not PG I can’t be including it in my family friendly recaps
- The OG mason thread creator paid us a visit and we discussed how the thread started and which of the thread members still here had been simping since day one
- The Declan rice trim was inspired by manny from ice age #confirmed
- Chelsea got Man City in the FA Cup draw
- @ellavaday29 is on a mission to become a VIP I think the only thing motivating her is racing @AdsB to the finish line lol
- @louise0408 had a geography lesson where she learned many things. Who knew Portsmouth was in Hampshire, that pompey was not the name of the football team, Portsmouth was not just a port and people actually lived there and dover is also a town!!… everyone except Louise
- We discussed how everyone chose their profile pictures
- @louise0408 confused us all again by randomly talking about chilly in amongst a conversation about Christian are they celibate? I wish I could tell you lol
- Stacey is the queen of providing family content. She knows exactly what we need!
- Carlotta seems to have sunk her claws into Declan. Let’s hope it was just a one time thing and we’re not getting some questionable dec outfits in the future
- England beat wales 3-0! Mason didn’t play but somehow the twitter trolls still managed to find reasons to hate on him at least we got the sweetest uncle mase content after the match
- We got some exclusive BTS content from mason on instagram. From bereals to birds on luke shaw. Keep this content up mason!!!
- And last but certainly not least the king of dickmas is back!!! @StephenTJackson released his day 1 of dickmas special!!

Can I just say the last thread was very NSFW!! I didn’t even realise until I was reading it back
Now to end with some uncle mase because that seems to be a reoccurring theme throughout this World Cup

 

[AdsB]

Thicc thighs

Omg

 

[AdsB]

Choked on me tea reading this

Help is on the way dear!

 

[weite1]

@AdsB still meh?

 

[MissDolly]

My husband has finally realised I have been secretly thirsting over Mason that almost a minute long on the screen

 

[katiestewart]

I might get the ick he needs to post a full shirtless pic ASAP

He’s a beautiful boy from head to ankles below the ankles not so much lol the only time I’ll accept socks on during