Mason Mount #67 Wait, who?

calmyourritas said:

Happy new year everyone! I’m back with my first recap since thread 22. Welcome to thread 67 FINALLY! It’s been a slow few days… the majority of the FBC seem to have been hungover for the entire thread. Thread title by @Smca53

I’m pumped for @StephenTJackson new song!!!! Just leaving this beauty here, to admire while we wait:

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Our new checklist for new members thanks to @Bumblebee81
1) are you over 18?
2) are you a clout chaser?
3) are you delusional?
4) do you jump to conclusions?
5) does 1+1 = 2 or 1000?
6) do you have hidden agendas?
7) do you live in the real world?
8) do you have a level of self awareness?
9) are you in denial?
10) are you able to accept 'no' as an answer?


Recap of last thread (among the tumbleweed):
Lewis uploaded some pics Mase took on his Polaroid.
We all got weird masks to celebrate NY which ruined our view of Daddy’s face.
Where did Mason spend NYE? Enjoying Debs’ spread? Private party with Nath? In the sex dungeon?
Lukaku is a wanker.
Our resident songwriter @Stackson shared his excellent version of Auld Lang Syne for us all.
We all shared some of our favourite pics of Mason.
There was something about some trousers but they were horrific so I didn’t take much notice.
We all got very emotional and shared the love.
Mase uploaded a pic in a Versace shirt. Mixed opinions. Don’t mention it to @Suder34.
He then uploaded a TikTok of his best moments through the year. We enjoyed October the most.
There was a lot of discussion around @LyndyLou ’s husband’s sausage.
Kyle Walker got married and @Scuffed was heartbroken.
Donatella Versace shared THE pic of Mase on insta #influencer
The hair is still intact.
Mase was ANGRY during the match.
Carlotta… wait for it… attended the match! Shock horror. Expect an engagement announcement any day now.

And finally…. If you missed @Geexoxo art exhibition… here’s another chance to see it! All her best works

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jdub said:

Thank you @calmyourritas! Trying to figure out if the poll options are euphemisms or not

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calmyourritas said:

No euphemisms the FBC just love a buffet

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Smca53 said:

Where are the Pringles?

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calmyourritas said:

Happy new year everyone! I’m back with my first recap since thread 22. Welcome to thread 67 FINALLY! It’s been a slow few days… the majority of the FBC seem to have been hungover for the entire thread. Thread title by @Smca53

I’m pumped for @StephenTJackson new song!!!! Just leaving this beauty here, to admire while we wait:

View attachment 961237

Our new checklist for new members thanks to @Bumblebee81
1) are you over 18?
2) are you a clout chaser?
3) are you delusional?
4) do you jump to conclusions?
5) does 1+1 = 2 or 1000?
6) do you have hidden agendas?
7) do you live in the real world?
8) do you have a level of self awareness?
9) are you in denial?
10) are you able to accept 'no' as an answer?


Recap of last thread (among the tumbleweed):
Lewis uploaded some pics Mase took on his Polaroid.
We all got weird masks to celebrate NY which ruined our view of Daddy’s face.
Where did Mason spend NYE? Enjoying Debs’ spread? Private party with Nath? In the sex dungeon?
Lukaku is a wanker.
Our resident songwriter @Stackson shared his excellent version of Auld Lang Syne for us all.
We all shared some of our favourite pics of Mason.
There was something about some trousers but they were horrific so I didn’t take much notice.
We all got very emotional and shared the love.
Mase uploaded a pic in a Versace shirt. Mixed opinions. Don’t mention it to @Suder34.
He then uploaded a TikTok of his best moments through the year. We enjoyed October the most.
There was a lot of discussion around @LyndyLou ’s husband’s sausage.
Kyle Walker got married and @Scuffed was heartbroken.
Donatella Versace shared THE pic of Mase on insta #influencer
The hair is still intact.
Mase was ANGRY during the match.
Carlotta… wait for it… attended the match! Shock horror. Expect an engagement announcement any day now.

And finally…. If you missed @Geexoxo art exhibition… here’s another chance to see it! All her best works

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calmyourritas said:

Happy new year everyone! I’m back with my first recap since thread 22. Welcome to thread 67 FINALLY! It’s been a slow few days… the majority of the FBC seem to have been hungover for the entire thread. Thread title by @Smca53

I’m pumped for @StephenTJackson new song!!!! Just leaving this beauty here, to admire while we wait:

View attachment 961237

Our new checklist for new members thanks to @Bumblebee81
1) are you over 18?
2) are you a clout chaser?
3) are you delusional?
4) do you jump to conclusions?
5) does 1+1 = 2 or 1000?
6) do you have hidden agendas?
7) do you live in the real world?
8) do you have a level of self awareness?
9) are you in denial?
10) are you able to accept 'no' as an answer?


Recap of last thread (among the tumbleweed):
Lewis uploaded some pics Mase took on his Polaroid.
We all got weird masks to celebrate NY which ruined our view of Daddy’s face.
Where did Mason spend NYE? Enjoying Debs’ spread? Private party with Nath? In the sex dungeon?
Lukaku is a wanker.
Our resident songwriter @Stackson shared his excellent version of Auld Lang Syne for us all.
We all shared some of our favourite pics of Mason.
There was something about some trousers but they were horrific so I didn’t take much notice.
We all got very emotional and shared the love.
Mase uploaded a pic in a Versace shirt. Mixed opinions. Don’t mention it to @Suder34.
He then uploaded a TikTok of his best moments through the year. We enjoyed October the most.
There was a lot of discussion around @LyndyLou ’s husband’s sausage.
Kyle Walker got married and @Scuffed was heartbroken.
Donatella Versace shared THE pic of Mase on insta #influencer
The hair is still intact.
Mase was ANGRY during the match.
Carlotta… wait for it… attended the match! Shock horror. Expect an engagement announcement any day now.

And finally…. If you missed @Geexoxo art exhibition… here’s another chance to see it! All her best works

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StephenTJackson said:

https://giphy.com/BsLWokF6nBg79oSQ3a
Presenting...

DANCING QUEEN

Ooh, you can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

Friday night and the trainings done
Looking out for a hole to fuck
Where they swallow all the cum, get in the sex swing
You come to look for a king

Daddy Mason could be that guy
Man is young and arousals high
With a bit of lube in there, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You ride the Mason Mount
Young and sweet, number nineteen
Mason Mount
Feel the heat from the noodle King
Oh, yeah

You can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

You're a teaser, you turn him on
Leaves you gaping and you're well fucked
Looking out for another, Chilwell will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You ride the Mason Mount
Young and sweet, number nineteen
Mason Mount
Feel the heat from the noodle King
Oh, yeah

You can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

Riding the Mason Mount

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StephenTJackson said:

https://giphy.com/BsLWokF6nBg79oSQ3a
Presenting...

DANCING QUEEN

Ooh, you can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

Friday night and the trainings done
Looking out for a hole to fuck
Where they swallow all the cum, get in the sex swing
You come to look for a king

Daddy Mason could be that guy
Man is young and arousals high
With a bit of lube in there, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You ride the Mason Mount
Young and sweet, number nineteen
Mason Mount
Feel the heat from the noodle King
Oh, yeah

You can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

You're a teaser, you turn him on
Leaves you gaping and you're well fucked
Looking out for another, Chilwell will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You ride the Mason Mount
Young and sweet, number nineteen
Mason Mount
Feel the heat from the noodle King
Oh, yeah

You can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

Riding the Mason Mount

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calmyourritas said:

Added for you xoxox

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StephenTJackson said:

https://giphy.com/BsLWokF6nBg79oSQ3a
Presenting...

DANCING QUEEN

Ooh, you can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

Friday night and the trainings done
Looking out for a hole to fuck
Where they swallow all the cum, get in the sex swing
You come to look for a king

Daddy Mason could be that guy
Man is young and arousals high
With a bit of lube in there, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You ride the Mason Mount
Young and sweet, number nineteen
Mason Mount
Feel the heat from the noodle King
Oh, yeah

You can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

You're a teaser, you turn him on
Leaves you gaping and you're well fucked
Looking out for another, Chilwell will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You ride the Mason Mount
Young and sweet, number nineteen
Mason Mount
Feel the heat from the noodle King
Oh, yeah

You can suck, you can fuck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

Riding the Mason Mount

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calmyourritas said:

Happy new year everyone! I’m back with my first recap since thread 22. Welcome to thread 67 FINALLY! It’s been a slow few days… the majority of the FBC seem to have been hungover for the entire thread. Thread title by @Smca53

I’m pumped for @StephenTJackson new song!!!! Just leaving this beauty here, to admire while we wait:

View attachment 961237

Our new checklist for new members thanks to @Bumblebee81
1) are you over 18?
2) are you a clout chaser?
3) are you delusional?
4) do you jump to conclusions?
5) does 1+1 = 2 or 1000?
6) do you have hidden agendas?
7) do you live in the real world?
8) do you have a level of self awareness?
9) are you in denial?
10) are you able to accept 'no' as an answer?


Recap of last thread (among the tumbleweed):
Lewis uploaded some pics Mase took on his Polaroid.
We all got weird masks to celebrate NY which ruined our view of Daddy’s face.
Where did Mason spend NYE? Enjoying Debs’ spread? Private party with Nath? In the sex dungeon?
Lukaku is a wanker.
Our resident songwriter @Stackson shared his excellent version of Auld Lang Syne for us all.
We all shared some of our favourite pics of Mason.
There was something about some trousers but they were horrific so I didn’t take much notice.
We all got very emotional and shared the love.
Mase uploaded a pic in a Versace shirt. Mixed opinions. Don’t mention it to @Suder34.
He then uploaded a TikTok of his best moments through the year. We enjoyed October the most.
There was a lot of discussion around @LyndyLou ’s husband’s sausage.
Kyle Walker got married and @Scuffed was heartbroken.
Donatella Versace shared THE pic of Mase on insta #influencer
The hair is still intact.
Mase was ANGRY during the match.
Carlotta… wait for it… attended the match! Shock horror. Expect an engagement announcement any day now.

And finally…. If you missed @Geexoxo art exhibition… here’s another chance to see it! All her best works

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calmyourritas said:

Petition to make these a regular occurrence I don’t want them to ever stop!!!!!

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Smca53 said:

@calmyourritas how do you feel about Abba being rewritten??

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calmyourritas said:

Well, you know I am a BIG Abba fan and normally I would worry about a new version, but this is excellent

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StephenTJackson said:

Maybe I can do an ABBA compilation. I'm sure i can manage to sprinkle a bit of magic over a few other of their songs.

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StephenTJackson said:

Maybe I can do an ABBA compilation. I'm sure i can manage to sprinkle a bit of magic over a few other of their songs.

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