With thanks to our resident buzzing @Bumblebee81 for the title 
I changed it slightly - the original was “Mason Mount #58 Daddy's long fingers have us all agog, especially as we know it's a reflection of his glorious knob” which is obviously better but I thought we might get censored 
and also it was too long - hope you don’t mind, Bumble!
With 32.7% of the vote, I can confirm that the most popular food item to lick off Mason Mount’s body is gravy! I know, I’ve no idea how that won either. I can only assume @Geraldine.20.jobs made a tonne of Tattle burner accounts.
Only me and one other voted for ketchup!
Right, let’s get cracking on the recap…
We choose to believe Mason has a massive knob as otherwise we’ve all dedicated 58 threads worth of our time to a “pencil”.
Lots more knob chat. @jflurker93 provided a helpful diagram of how one should measure their socks:
Feel free to raise that at the dinner table with your loved ones this Christmas.
Honestly guys you should see how long we spent on the dick chat lmao I us, never change FBC
More horrendous gifs from our @cherryshade123 , and horrendously funny gifs from @keylimepie
We all wanted to be Pulisic with his arms wrapped around Mason and jumping up and down and rubbing bodies and…. wait, where was I?
Lots more “WWMD” scenarios were posed, along with “what would Mason’s favourite [insert here] be?”. God, you lot have ruined me. I write “insert here” and automatically want to make a vagina joke. Anyway, I wonder if Mase puts his own bins out on bin night? Do you reckon he waits to see what colour her down the road puts out, first? Or does he text Chilly to ask? So many questions.
There was some unjustified HATE over Bounty’s. But then @cherryshade123 went and ruined them anyway. This is why we aren’t allowed nice things… 
Benjamin Chilwell has fallen on hard times whilst he’s injured. He’s working the doors at Wyld letting in all the instahoes
Lovely @calmyourritas is having a Masonetta 
@MensaBarbie1985 buys odd snacks from Waitrose 
makes my Pringles look a bit 
common 
Right you lot are on page 58 and it’s stressing me out so I’ll end it here. My last message is to anyone appearing with instahoe chat:
As you were, FBC….
I changed it slightly - the original was “Mason Mount #58 Daddy's long fingers have us all agog, especially as we know it's a reflection of his glorious knob” which is obviously better but I thought we might get censored and also it was too long - hope you don’t mind, Bumble!With 32.7% of the vote, I can confirm that the most popular food item to lick off Mason Mount’s body is gravy! I know, I’ve no idea how that won either. I can only assume @Geraldine.20.jobs made a tonne of Tattle burner accounts.
Only me and one other voted for ketchup!
Right, let’s get cracking on the recap…
We choose to believe Mason has a massive knob as otherwise we’ve all dedicated 58 threads worth of our time to a “pencil”. Lots more knob chat. @jflurker93 provided a helpful diagram of how one should measure their socks:
Feel free to raise that at the dinner table with your loved ones this Christmas.
Honestly guys you should see how long we spent on the dick chat lmao I us, never change FBC More horrendous gifs from our @cherryshade123 , and horrendously funny gifs from @keylimepie We all wanted to be Pulisic with his arms wrapped around Mason and jumping up and down and rubbing bodies and…. wait, where was I? Lots more “WWMD” scenarios were posed, along with “what would Mason’s favourite [insert here] be?”. God, you lot have ruined me. I write “insert here” and automatically want to make a vagina joke. Anyway, I wonder if Mase puts his own bins out on bin night? Do you reckon he waits to see what colour her down the road puts out, first? Or does he text Chilly to ask? So many questions. There was some unjustified HATE over Bounty’s. But then @cherryshade123 went and ruined them anyway. This is why we aren’t allowed nice things… Benjamin Chilwell has fallen on hard times whilst he’s injured. He’s working the doors at Wyld letting in all the instahoes
Lovely @calmyourritas is having a Masonetta @MensaBarbie1985 buys odd snacks from Waitrose makes my Pringles look a bit common Right you lot are on page 58 and it’s stressing me out so I’ll end it here. My last message is to anyone appearing with instahoe chat:
As you were, FBC….
