Mason Mount #48 Hair threat gave us a scare, Punky's vigorous biscuit dunking was more than she could bear

[jflurker93]

Anyway I’m going to finish off my writing about Mason ploughing me us for the first time, no periods in sight.

 

[kria]

Can we officially call this saturated Saturday

Soggy Saturday

 

[Chani10]

I’d bet Debs has google alerts for her son switched on, phoning him now like WHO IS SHE

Not to be greenbush or anything but this and the transfer articles are quite damaging for our weirdo noodle, feel sorry for him. All because he had gammy teeth....

Not to be greenbushy either, but the transfer rumours probably come from him camp

 

[irishgal2013]

I love how his family rallies round... there's no way a clout chaser/instahoe will infiltrate that

Such a tight bond.

 

[Scuffed]

@nellyloz123 - nice profile pic

And who the fuck are they to tell you that you don’t have a chance anyway?! Dickheads! The same sort of people who ‘feel sick’ about us referring to his ex as Voldemort but it’s ok for them to make arsehole comments on your tiktoks!

They’re probably all on their periods, lying in a dark room, hyperventilating.

 

[Chani10]

He added the 'you're going to have to wait for a while' after he saw himself getting mugged off by us in the threads

And we know where he works. Watch out, Sweeney Todd!

 

[irishgal2013]

They're trying to produce receipts, make assumptions and cover their arses at the same time


annnnnnddddd, what did you reply???

If that’s their receipts I hate to see what the produce if they ran a story on Maria who actually commented on his posts.

 

[Smca53]

You don’t need to worry about me! I shall sit here happily looking from a safe distance! No Actual chilly train boarding for me

Chilly watching the anti-Chilly brigade get closer and closer to the train doors

 

[kria]

Rather than putting washing away, I’m making gifs…

 

[jflurker93]

Pyjama party at Masons ready for the big game tomorrow

 

[keylimepie]

Lmfao no why do TikTok teens read everything on TikTok as literal facts…
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On my way…

 

[Smca53]

Dying at the article made it sound like a friendship. If in doubt just say they are friends.

“Their friendship began” Has it even got going

As someone already said, the guy hasn’t even learned enough French yet to properly slide in the DMs ffs give him time

 

[laylavd]

Don’t think we need to worry about the suit
Full GQ article!
Have a good day everyone - don’t get up to too much mischief…

Mason Mount: 'The Ballon d'Or will be the first time I've ever worn black tie'

Mason Mount is set to go up against footy heavyweights Lionel Messi and Neymar for the coveted Ballon d'Or. GQ went and got ready with him and found out what being nominated means to him

www.gq-magazine.co.uk

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How on earth am I meant to carry on with my day now.

 

[irishgal2013]

I decided to visit the dark side of the internet and began reading some of the confessions on here - https://footballconfessions.tumblr.com/archive
They're STILL arguing about mason and that paris girl get a life please for the love of god

Little pricks are taking my intel and posting it there. That’s £40 an hour bitches

 

[Chani10]

Mason: they played really well the other day at Villarreal.
Me: did we?

I appreciate he's trying to be nice

 

[Scuffed]

I’m currently eating dinner (consisting of salt and vinegar Pringles) at 9.50pm, the Tiktok teens wouldn’t know what to do with me and my version of adulting

I’m currently sat with my husband discussing if we went on Stars in their Eyes who we would be. This is married life.

 

[amzi]

crying at steak fake sharing the picture of mason on her story

 

[Geexoxo]

Can we officially call this saturated Saturday

Soaker Saturday

 

[Scuffed]

If that makes you feel sick hun, you best get prepared for adult life

My biggest fear is that my daughter ends being this much of a twat.

 

[Noseyparker68]

I’m just going to put them all here so we can drool again.

Also, I can’t stop thinking about him being at a wedding or event and him making you dance with him in his shiny shoes, shimmying on the dance floor, dancing like the champs league changing rooms dance or shaking his hips like the england feint challenge

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My god I love him he's so sexy , he could ram me like a second hand lino. I'm sure he's got loads if gay s who love him , although my husband says he looks dozy

this is perfect

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I'm 100% being trolled now. Dan Walker is dancing on Strictly in an undone bowtie, white shirt and black dress pants. I'm not hot for him but the outfit is what I've been daydreaming about all day.

Ohh god he is gorgeous I bet he's got a massive gay following , apart me and I am a massive gay although my husband thinks he looks gormless . Tut tut no taste

My god I love him he's so sexy , he could ram me like a second hand lino. I'm sure he's got loads if gay s who love him , although my husband says he looks dozy

Ohh god he is gorgeous I bet he's got a massive gay following , apart me and I am a massive gay although my husband thinks he looks gormless . Tut tut no taste

Jesus I posted the same thing twice I thought the other one didn't send haha