Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

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I'm with Jill about James' eyes, they're like pissholes in the snow!
 
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Show her johns booty photo!

I'm with Jill about James' eyes, they're like pissholes in the snow!
He’s like a Shar Pei dog!!
 
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I do have a serious football question. Why are we playing in our away kit at home?
 
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I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
 
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I do have a serious football question. Why are we playing in our away kit at home?
Mr P says it's because of a kit clash. If England wore their home kit, Albania's home kit is red and that would clash with the ref so they can't do that. Not sure how true that is!
 
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Mr P says it's because of a kit clash. If England wore their home kit, Albania's home kit is red and that would clash with the ref so they can't do that. Not sure how true that is!
That probably sounds about right to be honest!
 
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I need answers.
Is he tall?
Have you ever smelt him, if so what does he smell like?
Is he lovely and not arrogant like butternips said?


Reece James:
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Well im 5’3 so way taller than me, he isn’t arrogant as such but VERY aware all eyes are on him if you get what i mean?
The last time i saw him was in a ‘secret’ bar in Albert Road that you only know about by word of mouth , no pics allowed inside etc. Chatty drunk.
 
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Mr P says it's because of a kit clash. If England wore their home kit, Albania's home kit is red and that would clash with the ref so they can't do that. Not sure how true that is!
I have consulted Google. This seems correct, their home kit is red. Makes sense now.
 
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Mr P says it's because of a kit clash. If England wore their home kit, Albania's home kit is red and that would clash with the ref so they can't do that. Not sure how true that is!
Right that makes sense so sense there home and away kit would clash so that's why we are in our blue kit
 
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