Mason Mount #31

[Chani10]

They are my in-laws, that's why they showed up the day I went to the match. So lovely of them

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I feel drained by Plant Based. I need her gone and banned from this thread for being a clout chaser

And we already binned her! But it’s car crash viewing so we keep going back for more!

 

[keylimepie]

Did Nathan enjoy himself with @Isanythingrealanymore’s in laws tonight?

You made a typo, fixed it for you

But @jflurker93 feeds me! I can’t let her down

They are my in-laws, that's why they showed up the day I went to the match. So lovely of them

So hang on…. Who am I double dating with? I’m confused

 

[nellyloz123]

And we already binned her! But it’s car crash viewing so we keep going back for more!

It’s like watching Geordie Shore. I can’t stand the people on it but I can’t help but watch

 

[Scuffed]

Oh JG…is it weird I prefer off the pitch jack to on the pitch

Yes JG should only be seen in a football kit. Possibly a suit. Always naked. @MrsGrealish what do you say?

 

[jflurker93]

Did Nathan enjoy himself with @Isanythingrealanymore’s in laws tonight?

You made a typo, fixed it for you

Got something to tell us Jorgi? Is that why you call Mason Papai?

 

[keylimepie]

And we already binned her! But it’s car crash viewing so we keep going back for more!

I just can’t cope with her. She’s full of tit, trips herself up constantly and would probably be the type to screenshot tattle and send it to Mason saying look at these people bullying me so we are permanently rooster blocked.

 

[Scuffed]

I'm catching up with Bake Off and Prue has just said you usually need two holes to squirt

don’t say a word!! Mini girl Scuffed and I are watching it in the morning!!

 

[kria]

But @jflurker93 feeds me! I can’t let her down


So hang on…. Who am I double dating with? I’m confused

Can I come on the double date? I’ll even amuse Nath for you for a bit if it means I can be near Mase for a while

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Got something to tell us Jorgi? Is that why you call Mason Papai?

 

[keylimepie]

Can I come on the double date? I’ll even amuse Nath for you for a bit if it means I can be near Mase for a while

Sure. Nathan’s small so you might have to hold his hand to cross the road and stuff.

 

[Chani10]

@GGina love, did you hack the Chelsea account? You got the emoji wrong. I think you meant this one

 

[PunkRocker]

Oh JG…is it weird I prefer off the pitch jack to on the pitch

No I'm with you. I prefer his hair slicked back not all flopping in his face

 

[MrsGrealish]

Yes JG should only be seen in a football kit. Possibly a suit. Always naked. @MrsGrealish what do you say?

Football kits, suit or naked.

Nothing else is allowed.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

 

[PunkRocker]

don’t say a word!! Mini girl Scuffed and I are watching it in the morning!!

No spoilers from me

 

[kria]

Sure. Nathan’s small so you might have to hold his hand to cross the road and stuff.

That’s fine. I’ll take him for a happy meal or something

 

[Scuffed]

Football kits, suit or naked.

Nothing else is allowed.

 

[kria]

Can you bring his bag for his head though?

 

[nellyloz123]

Sure. Nathan’s small so you might have to hold his hand to cross the road and stuff.

This just screams

Absolute sex on legs