Mason Mount #17 Captain Ricey makes us hot, come on Mason we’re a thirsty lot!

Favourite Mase quotes (your top 3)

  • Let a man enjoy his juice bro

  • Because 1 + 9 = 10

  • That’s all you do, top corner, top bins

  • It’s the wrong Reece

  • It’s like a forest in ere

  • They know that I’m a top player, a top blaster

  • They ganged up on us so we created a wall

  • Nyoom nyoom nyoom NYOOM

  • I’ve never seen that in my life

  • Orite geeza

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calmyourritas

Wow! Another new thread already! You thirsty bunch! Title by @keylimepie




We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.

Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
What is your preference on facial hair?

List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford


Recap of previous thread:
It’s been another chaotic 48 hours for the FBC.
Poll results!
Lampard in first with 26.3%
Redknapp (my personal fave) second with 25%
And coming in third Pep with 21.1%
Special mention to our man Tony Mount who got 7 votes! Well done Papito!
Apparently Ronaldo is not in his 40s! Who knew?! (Evidently not me).
Punk finally got a turn in the box.
Another stalker teen appeared.
Lots of us got new sexy avatars.
Well done to @Eden246 on your weight loss!
@MrsM19 had a great day out seeing sexy men in the flesh up up close.
Lightbulb was also carrying his wash bag. Why?
@Geraldine.20.jobs is back!
Mason didn’t play, but we did get some sexy pics and vids of him on the bench. Even with flat hair.
The boys (Mase, Foden, Jack and Chilly) looked like they were on a school trip. Chilly had been to the gift shop.
THAT Craig pic appeared again. Thanks @Smca53
The topless Captain Ricey pics got us feeling some kinda way.

This is the only appropriate response.

@keylimepie was trolled by a snail.
Mase was at the boxing match wearing a questionable £1390 Burberry jacket which only looked sexy because it was on him.

Tony the LAD was with him celebrating his 7 votes.
Dec came through with a quote straight from the Lightbulb playbook.

The TikTok teens are being their usual selves.. posting videos about Mason’s 10/10 dick but they are absolutely NOT SEXUALISING HIM
@jflurker93 got a cheese sandwich from Maccys.
We’re all preparing to send our letters, drawings, tit pics, knickers to SGP for the boys next arrival.
We had a wholesome Sunday night chat about blozzers and being an official cock sucker of the England team.
@User name taken is the BJQ from the FBC.
We got a beautiful vid of Spicy and cocky gum chewing Mason. Again…

@Chani10 found the WHOLE 3 minute video and I owe her big time.


Finally.. my new favourite thing ever.

Which Mason mood are you today? By @jflurker93
 
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Isanythingrealanymore

I’m back just in time for the new thread too!! Thanks for the recap @calmyourritas you are an angel!!!

let a man enjoy his juice & top blaster got My vote in the poll (obviously!!)

hope you’re all ok!!
 
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jflurker93

@calmyourrotas leave my cheese sandwhich alone

I voted for juice, top blaster and NYOOM NYOOM. Because I say all three daily.

Also having visions of me dancing at courteeners last night.. the same way mason danced into the changing room after winning the champs with that scarf on his head
God I’m fucking cringe
 
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PunkRocker

@jflurker93 this is discrimination and I'm not bloody well standing for it! Me and my 7 fellow Ronaldo voters will fight for our right to be ploughed by a questionable Portuguese man heard
 
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Eden246

Shocked at how quickly that last thread moved Another great recap @calmyourritas I’ve very few adjectives left to describe how well you do with these! A true hero of the FBC.
Genuinely stumped on what to vote for… they’re all good! I love a bit of Nyoom nyooooom!
 
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User name taken

I voted for top blaster, his juice (not a pun) and building a wall as I think Mase and Jack look so cute in that.
 
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MrsM19

@calmyourritas
If you ever consider changing careers writing/journalism is your best bet.

My vote:

Let a man enjoy his juice bro;
It’s the wrong Reece;
They know that I’m a top player, top blaster.
 
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PunkRocker

After much thought, I've gone with Nyoom nyoom, top blaster and I've never seen that in my life
 
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Scuffed

After serious consideration my top 3 are (in no particular order) Top Blaster, Juice and Wrong Reece
 
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