Hello! Are you accepting new (thirsty) members?
You guys are so fun, I've had a blast reading here this past week (since my newfound crush on Mason). I've never fancied anyone this young before, but there is something about Mason (not just his socks). Hope together we'll get nudes soon, but for now back to work...
Hellooooo! She's back! And I'm about to faint from how tired and excited I am. But first, a quick summary of what happened.
So, I kinda knew I was going to meet Tuchel because the friend that I went with was interviewing him. But, there was a 5% of doubt so I didn't want to say anything and jinxed it and...oh God! They really didn't want me to be in that interview. The people there drove me insane but I'm stubborn enough to do a random Covid test there if it means I get to do fun stuff like meeting Tuchel, who is hilarious and crazy. And told me not to be too formal cause he's not that old if you think he is crazy in English...you can't even imagine how crazy he is in German. Love him.
So, after that, we weren't sure about how long we could get away with being there. And by that I mean me, my friend was working. He did have a reason to be there. But, I did manage to spot a couple of players. I saw Lukaku, who is a giant teddy bear, and Kovacic. I had to also pay attention to Kovacic cause how rude would it be to be just like "yeah, I don't care about you. Go away!". And, who knew he speaks German? I was like wtf.
Anyways, I also saw Saul but he was quite far and I didn't want to make a scene. But he looked cute. And then I died.
Because I saw Timo and who was with Timo...KAI! I kid you not, my heart was beating so fast. I LOVE him. He's the sweetest most gorgeous boy in the world. He's so shy I was trying not to overreact and scare him away or something. Timo is like the complete opposite, super chilled and talkative. But Kai is super shy, And he smiled at something I said and, well...underwear is gone. I'll never find it.
I just can't...I still don't process things. But yeah, amazing. Everything perfect I'll be sad about Mason not being here tomorrow.
I'm freaking out. I'm going to have dinner and catch up with all you said today.
Wow! Another new thread already! You thirsty bunch! Title by @keylimepie
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist: Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? What is your preference on facial hair?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason SPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle Walker Gnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread: It’s been another chaotic 48 hours for the FBC. Poll results!
Lampard in first with 26.3%
Redknapp (my personal fave) second with 25%
And coming in third Pep with 21.1% Special mention to our man Tony Mount who got 7 votes! Well done Papito! Apparently Ronaldo is not in his 40s! Who knew?! (Evidently not me). Punk finally got a turn in the box. Another stalker teen appeared. Lots of us got new sexy avatars. Well done to @Eden246 on your weight loss! @MrsM19 had a great day out seeing sexy men in the flesh up up close. Lightbulb was also carrying his wash bag. Why? @Geraldine.20.jobs is back! Mason didn’t play, but we did get some sexy pics and vids of him on the bench. Even with flat hair. The boys (Mase, Foden, Jack and Chilly) looked like they were on a school trip. Chilly had been to the gift shop. THAT Craig pic appeared again. Thanks @Smca53 The topless Captain Ricey pics got us feeling some kinda way.
This is the only appropriate response.
@keylimepie was trolled by a snail. Mase was at the boxing match wearing a questionable £1390 Burberry jacket which only looked sexy because it was on him.
Tony the LAD was with him celebrating his 7 votes. Dec came through with a quote straight from the Lightbulb playbook.
The TikTok teens are being their usual selves.. posting videos about Mason’s 10/10 dick but they are absolutely NOT SEXUALISING HIM @jflurker93 got a cheese sandwich from Maccys. We’re all preparing to send our letters, drawings, tit pics, knickers to SGP for the boys next arrival. We had a wholesome Sunday night chat about blozzers and being an official cock sucker of the England team. @User name taken is the BJQ from the FBC. We got a beautiful vid of Spicy and cocky gum chewing Mason. Again…
@Chani10 found the WHOLE 3 minute video and I owe her big time.
Evening guys I’m here. Not in a good way. Just spent half an hour crying my eyes out but have now consoled myself. Pleased to see my main man Mase in the England line up and my boy Little Phil back 🤍
This bothers me so much. That girl didn't do anything wrong, she just played a game and had banter with Mason people act as if she killed their mothers. I swear these teens need a dose of reality.
And that Instagram deletes that account for fake reports from jealous teens but then keep up racist, homophobes, misogynists, even actual nazi accounts up no matter what they post or comment it's a disgrace.
I'm afraid to know what they will do once he is in a relationship again...
I feel like we've reached a point now where we need to be blunt about it, because I reckon he is lurking on here or someone is telling him what is said. He needs to understand the message, 'Daddy Mount we want you to make us scream and shout so give us what we want and get your cock out'
Morning all. I’ve been looking at items to send to SGP and need a general consensus on this. Do you think this will make it past security? View attachment 782860
I have a story to tell about this… my friend’s fiancé was due to start working away so she got him one of these so she could have the nearest thing to his According to him the gel moulding stuff was freezing cold and sticky and gross so he couldn’t keep it up during the moulding process so she has a lovely dildo version of his soft willy. Apparently it looks like a sad little slug
Oh my god the “povs” and “IM NOT SeXuALiSiNg” whilst posting a video of him thrusting to that dick is a 10/10 make me want to HEAVE . I am 100% a proud elder
Good Morning FBC family and happy Mount Me Monday!!
Had an absolutely hysterical dream that the FBC were all on a plane together (I knew who you all were without ever having seen you!). No idea where we were heading but Mason was there and he was doing some kind of meet and greet. It was all going well until one of you grabbed him and made him sit on your lap and wouldn’t let him go! No idea who it was but I suspect there’s a few likely candidates
Gareth checked in with mason to check his fitness. He didn’t go yeah boo am good call me up. For him to turn around on Sunday and go nah I don’t fancy it
if you think he is crazy in English...you can't even imagine how crazy he is in German. Love him.
Do you like nipples?
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
It’s been another chaotic 48 hours for the FBC.
NOT SEXUALISING HIM
I’m pushing 30 so need to know if I am “too old” 
