Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[pommynoir]

Spoiler: My initial thoughts on the newbies

so I’ve checked out the instagrams of the newbies and my initial thoughts:
- Sophie seems like a lot of fun, plus she has a seperate insta dedicated to food she eats and I love that! Plus she’s stunning
- Gemrose is a pretty girl but very insta obsessed and I hate the boob pics / seductive poses next to pics of her kids. A lot of influencers do that , stresses me out. Plus she’s already got awful Nikita and Chloe Crowhurst commenting on her posts
- Jonathan has given me the ick already
- Matt loves a hashtag and an inspirational quote, so unfortunately has also given me the ick

 

[Georgia1970]

Anyone see another side to Whitney

Nope!!

 

[Princess of Scots]

Was that a previous series? Last year and this year are the only ones I’ve watched.

Most recent Australian series

 

[Kas01980]

If this turns out to be how we all loved Olivia & she turned out to be the devil's spawn, I will be raging

Please don't remind me of that fatal error

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Is Richie crying

 

[Jt2020]

What did Jenna actually say?! I don’t get what she was banging on about

 

[boatofbubbles]

I kind of agree with what Jordan is saying about Chanita in the commitment ceremony. The way she was reading over his shoulder and correcting him was very patronising. You do it with your child, not your husband.
She’s got a real thing about his tidiness and cleanliness as well like she is superior to him because she dusts more often.

I thought the reading in bed and him bring a drink (I'm an episode behind btw) very very fake and uncomfortable

 

[Aussie]

Do we believe Tom or April? Personally, I think Tom would say what he thinks to their face lol as he has done

Neither

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Here we gooooo

How many apartments has MAFS rented and can I have one please?!

You said please soooooo

 

[queenbees]

@okeydokey.. i have a report button but when ya click it, it doesn’t work? Hahahahaha

 

[Georgia1970]

Whitney's hair looks amazing curly

Channelling her inner AJ

 

[okeydokey..]

Get off this thread immediately!!!! How very dare you

Was thinking the same thing

 

[okeydokey..]

Cause he likes the fabric rubbing against his 2 inch cock

Crispyyyyy ahahahahahaha you’re making me squeal laughing here

 

[Idkk]

I can’t remember the roles being reversed, but I do remember Dom trying to force an extremely uncomfortable Jack into period sex.
It’s only funny because Kwame is so blatantly full of shit and just here for the holiday.

Was that a previous series? Last year and this year are the only ones I’ve watched.

 

[okeydokey..]

I think it’s because it’s about potential new arrivals etc. a lot on the thread don’t want to know about them, and who stays together and who doesn’t.

Im with ya pommynoir , anyone doing thirsty Tuesday

 

[noseybirdxo]

Can someone tell me if this is on until 10 or past 10?

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

Spoiler: New spouse info

on Gemma’s FB profile, ‘Gem Rose’ you can see a heeuge spoiler, look at the public post of 23.08.22 and the comments beneath from her pals; her Relationship Status has now been removed from her FB profile

 

[noseymsparker]

Not the fake crying from Duka

Well, Whitney has been hogging tearvil. it’s his turn with the water works.

 

[paulpercy666]

nooooot the tears please

 

[AnonyGoss]

Omg who's lying? Thomas or April? Because they're both so dodgy, I can't tell. Both of them seem snakey.