Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

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Wait wtf? What’s been brewing? What’s been said? Feels like we’ve missed a tit tonne of footage 🙄
 
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There’s gonna be war at this dinner party, I can feel it and I am absolutely here for it
 
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Anyone elses friends giving them tit for ditching Bake Off for MAFS? I'm sorry but MAFS is more important 😤
 
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Why was Lara crying? I missed it, bleeping shite broken telly
They were “intimate”, then after she was telling him what she likes/dislikes (because he’s a tit shag) and he took that to mean she was talking about when she’s had sex with other people and flounced off and slept in a different apartment
 
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Jess just needs a tit sleeve from the local lad Tony in his kitchen on the estate and her look is complete.
 
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April not well after that absolute bender she had with Thomas 🤣 coke blocks you up fun fact!
 
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