Married at First Sight UK #6 use spoilers plz

[docmum]

I love Bianca. She’s too good for mafs as a whole.

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

5 seconds of Brad and the sound of the UKs vaginas snapping shut is deafening.

 

[bananabutter]

He would be my absolute worst nightmare of a man to be paired with. Shallow, insecure, loves to go out and get hammered, nothing going on upstairs and looks like he’s walked into a wall.

 

[malibu skies]

She reminds me of a girl I know whose entire personality is being Italian because her grandparents went on holiday there once

 

[Clovis]

25 and spent her whole life looking for love. Lives in a major city and can't find anyone.

Why am I not convinced?

 

[Zulkraa]

How did none of us eagled eyed folk not spot this?

Spoiler: Balcony

Nude man on the balcony in the building opposite

 

[Chip1984]

Aw Bianca seems really genuine and sweet. Far too good for the prick she's about to marry.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

So Brad got a girl pregnant when he was 18/19. He then goes on a National dating show at the age of 20 when said child is a toddler and dates someone from Geordie Shore.

At the age of 27 when his kid is halfway thro primary and has peers aware of reality TV he marries a stranger.

He’s the one going thro life without thought for the consequences, and he thinks he can teach a woman 4yrs his senior how to live her life?

As someone said on the last thread he puts the grim in Grimsby and that’s without talking about those snake scales tattooed on his neck

 

[pommobear]

I like Luke, as a member of the shit stirrer club myself

 

[Zulkraa]

Anyone seen Roz husband on TikTok? He’s so bland I can’t remember his name but on TikTok he is funny and animated - and boy has buffed up. He’s looking hawt.
I’ve no idea why Roz didn’t fancy him from her go, he’s a good looking guy.

Thomas

Spoiler: Topless Thomas

 

[Corfu-blue]

Apologies if this has already been discussed - does anyone think this series is a bit dull? Contrived storylines, token wanker, boring 'plot twists'. I'm just not feeling it so far

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

I actually think the messaging around healthy behaviours in relationships in this show is absolutely dire.

Brad speaking over Shona, discussing their sex life in great details with (essentialy) strangers, dismissing her opinions and generally trying to control her.
Ella pressuring Nathaniel into intimacy despite him being clear he doesn't want to - an the experts supporting Ella and acting like Nathaniel is in the wrong.
Porsha openly gaslighting Terrance and them making him apologise.
Roz and Thomas being forced into a romantic relationship that neither of them seem comfortable with.

They could edit the whole thing into a "how not to relationship" video to show in schools. It's all a bit grim.

I'll still watch it though, obviously.

 

[Tretps29]

George is the type of bloke you get drunk with, find him hilarious, have a great shag and then hope you never bump into him again

 

[Ruby’s mum]

His ex was a Victoria’s Secret model? Pull the other one mate

More like her name was Victoria and she had a secret (an std probably)

 

[docmum]

Brad ‘Nothings more than the universe to me….’

Shona……
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Channel 4 - ‘to apply for future series of mafs….’

 

[Miss Begotten]

This twat needs a bloody slap the ungrateful little oik. Has he looked in a mirror lately?

 

[Clovis]

Watching Boiled Ham Jan makes me think…come back Georges, maybe he wasn’t as bad as I remember

Georgy Porgy is becoming more attractive each episode compared to the other gobshites. I don't mind at all if he wants to squat online for his Gaming Society for baguettes.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

They both said they like romcoms so fuck it, that'll do.

 

[Zulkraa]

Jj is Jay from the Inbetweeners.

 

[I steal names]

He’s matched his little bag to his shoesies