Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

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Maybe I’m just a miserable witch (I definitely am) but these two are doing my head in
 
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The bloody celebrant has a mullet. What is it with mullets in Aus?
I have a confession to make...

I find Aussie men with mullets and moustaches soooooo damn sexy. I'd love to go to Australia on holiday but I doubt my hole would cope.
 
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Can someone translate what they just said? Sounded like he asked if she was “Hessian”??
 
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How would he notice? A fella walked you down the aisle.
Of course she’s a Swiftie figures.
 
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