Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[Princess of Scots]

20 bags of tuna and rice

Just like fish and a rice cake man (if you know, you know)

 

[QueenBeeofProsecco]

I’d rather shove a rusty needle up my vag than let Jack near me. Are the ixperts okay

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Well if Tori won’t shag him her mother will.

 

[aimzalicious]

The new MAFSA thread is here ready for it to be aired on E4 tomorrow at 7:30pm!

For those that watch at Aus pace, there is a separate thread here:

MAFS Australia season 11 (Australian pace) #1 oh s... here we go again

Happy new season everyone !! The first episode aired yesterday. I looked for a new thread, but there isn't one. For the UK readers who clicked on the thread by mistake: THIS IS GOING TO BE ON AUSTRALIAN PACE BEWARE OF SPOILERS

tattle.life

So please don't spoil anything for those watching on E4

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He’s definitely still a V that question nearly sent him into seizure .

 

[EnoughAlready]

Christ on a bike it’s the series all about teeth!

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

"It makes me feel like I have something to do, like I can lead someone the right way"

Hell no

 

[Moot22]

 

[Noppa]

They both have something to do with Columbia- quick let’s put them together!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I have to say mad crystal woman’s fam and friends are ace.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

His ankles are so red. I thought he actually had socks on

He is very red. Has he jetted in from Mercury?

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Why is this woman having so many dead birds in her freezer

I've got crudités and hummus as my snack

I can rival Her, I’ve got 8 chicken breasts

 

[malibu skies]

He wants someone with a massive heart. She wants someone with a massive shlong what could possibly go wrong?

Are you quoting from her poem?

 

[aimzalicious]

This is grim and not funny

 

[Diagnosis123]

 

[Diagnosis123]

Can we get a Croc up in here?

 

[malibu skies]

Laughing at the cosmic joke that is life has got to be a thread title.

WAIT

I stand corrected. High functioning erection has to be a thread title

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The way the VO woman pronounces Fiji makes me feel stabby.

 

[Sonz1981]

All these people who lose a loved one then leap into this show. Does MAFS not have any duty of care towards its contestants mental state??

 

[lokp0009]

******reminder******
Now let's not get caught up in the craziness & declare our love for couples straight away. Let's not forget the shitfest of Olivia & Jackson!!!!!

I’m getting carried away and I don’t even care