Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[Noppa]

So basically Sara’s a shallow bitch and so are her bridesmaids

 

[EnoughAlready]

He might grow on me I think his heart is in the right place!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh fuck it I’m rooting for them

 

[Moot22]

Can someone message Australia and just let me know to stop watching now if anything happens to Cassandra and Tristan because I won’t be able to take it.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Why's he bringing his clients ? Does he have no friends?

 

[aimzalicious]

Always had a soft spot for hoooopz. That was a good season

I still think about that episode with Sweaty Red Daniel vs drunk Hoops on the boys night out where Hoops drank all his wine

 

[Miss Begotten]

The absolute state of that dickhead’s trousers.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Tin Man, Cyrell has something to say to you fella….

 

[waffleberry]

Oooof. Why do they let people without any relationship experience take part in this? I know it's good telly but still

ETA: What a day!

 

[Jt2020]

Seriously Cassandra deserves so much better than what she’s gonna get

 

[EnoughAlready]

yeah I’m going to need to see the birth certificate, she’s 43 in dog years

 

[aimzalicious]

Cassandra deserves the world fuck cancer

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I feel like I want to speed her voice up why is she on 0.5 speed?

 

[Clovis]

Oh fuck, this speech... Even I'm appalled.

 

[malibu skies]

Her outfit is giving midsommer vibes

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

He wants someone with a massive heart. She wants someone with a massive shlong what could possibly go wrong?

Oh they like big organs……..that’s the match!!! Lock it in

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

She reminds me a little bit of Denise van outen. If DVO married George Clarke

 

[Noppa]

He’s only been single for six months after a long term relationship and now he’s getting married at first sight

 

[aimzalicious]

"sort her out"?

 

[Sonz1981]

She’s mad as a box of frogs but I think she looks lovely