Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #13 Jack certainly puts the 'ick' in 'ixperiment'.

[Miss Begotten]

Well why not just dump her now then? Dickhead.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Omg that psychic woman! I had totally forgotten about her lol

 

[Sonz1981]

Have jade and deece been on holiday to the actual sun ??

 

[Sonz1981]

Even the car had pink on it !

 

[MooBelle]

What? Why?
I fucking don’t, she’s a right nasty bitch.

I agree. Deserves everything she gets.

 

[auntclara]

Is that a Primark version of Tony Manero?

 

[Miss Begotten]

Hi! Here live not on replay… with my cuppa & Kiwi pineapple lumps marshmallow Easter egg! Yes it is delicious

Er..what?

 

[coconochanel]

What did Ellie just say to Jono after Tim called him out?

I think she said He's controlled by her.

 

[Webster1357]

Fookin ads already! I wont miss the rage they induce in me.

I have Chili for tea and oop, there goes the timer, it's ready!! I'm fucking hank!

Then some M & S Blonde white chocolate and a cuppa for pudding as it's a special occasion

 

[Turmeric123]

Deece has come dressed as John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever

Snap

I'm both excited and dreading Collins return

 

[girlinbrum]

I booked three tickets at £20 each with all the booking fees it was £69.70. Can't get much for that price today lol. We've hoping to have a meal after and make into a fun girls night

 

[MooBelle]

Tori looks nervous

 

[aimzalicious]

Jade needs adenoid surgery.

If Aus healthcare is anything like the NHS, she'll have to wait years - I only just got a septoplasty done late last year after years of waiting, and can't be arsed starting the process all over again for adenoids

 

[Intothedark]

I’m a MAFS newbie. So I’ve got the joy of watching as many seasons as I can access. Must admit though this one was pretty dull so hoping the older ones are goodies.

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Ben was definitely a twat but Ellie was definitely not as nice as she first appeared. Seems she’s keen for a family and maybe that’s what Jono has promised. He doesn’t seem to mind lying. Given that he was happy shagging Lauren yet it was like crawling through broken glass and hell. You can see something changed for him and he checked out as he became really cold.

I didn’t realise Mel has cancer

No sign of the crazy psychic. Maybe she predicted the drama and couldn’t face it.

Does anyone else think Tristan might be autistic?

Madeline should have been there hahaha. Tristan is definitely autistic. No idea if he has been diagnosed or not. I would be surprised if nobody was filmed asking the same thing.

 

[Turmeric123]

Thank god the old thread finally closed

This is why I'm so happy you are here

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

In terms of the nurse thing, what I gather, Ellie is a registered nurse who specialises in aesthetics/ Botox. It’s a far cry from this saintly sweet image she portrayed helping others. She’s more like Nurse Ratched

Nurse Ratched that hammered a screwdriver through a priest's eyeball?

 

[coconochanel]

Thanks for the laughs fellow MAFS tattler sending hugs @MooBelle

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Just catching up on last night's and when I paused it on my ipad I got a massive static ad for Femfresh - I'm dying - I think Tori should become 'the face of Femfresh' fo sho

 

[Miss Begotten]

Jayden is absolutely lying his pasty arse off isn’t he?