Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[Sophielee]

Same, I’m scared of my own shadow. I should have looked away or changed the channel but I was genuinely a bit paralysed in fear

I went to the kitchen for more crisps so I'm lucky I missed it!!!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Has anyone else had the advert for Halloween horror films on film 4? It scared me

Film 4 always edit the films to look really good and then they edit half the film for ad breaks

 

[Aussie]

Pats going to get drunk for sure

 

[BelleAmie]

Do they only have red wine (& the Aussie equivalent of Tesco secco) at these shindigs? I never see anyone drinking white

 

[noseybirdxo]

I cannot with Pat’s awkwardness

 

[Gairlfb]

I don’t think there’s any spoilers as such but just incase

Spoiler: Real names

A few of the MAFS cast actually have different names in real life, and here they are...

Earlier this week, Booka Nile’s best mate Madlin Sims hit back at rumours the Married At First Sight star isn’t called Booka Nila after all. ‘This ones for the flogs saying Booka isn’t her real name,’ Madlin wrote to Facebook with a pic of Booka’s driver’s license, confirming it is her name. We...

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Ooooh interesting, thanks!! And yeah spoiler free

 

[MaryX82]

Although everything said in the letter about Bookah was true.Patrick should have the balls to back up what he wrote instead of shitting himself.I feel for Brett he can do better than both of them.

 

[Sophielee]

horsey wants to kick off

 

[Aussie]

What's with Bryce's fake laugh

 

[noseybirdxo]

I don’t like Bec but I love that she takes no tit and will just pull people up with no fear

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Ooooh interesting, thanks!! And yeah spoiler free

Thank god I thought there wasn’t but I was panicking incase I’d missed something

 

[Gairlfb]

Do they only have red wine (& the Aussie equivalent of Tesco secco) at these shindigs? I never see anyone drinking white

The dinner parties always make me want a big glass of red! I’m right on it this eve

 

[BelleAmie]

Oh my god, are we going over this AGAIN?! Will this conversation never end?

 

[Sophielee]

right Mel tell the horse to bleeping stop going on ffs it's boringggggggggg

 

[Aussie]

Do they only have red wine (& the Aussie equivalent of Tesco secco) at these shindigs? I never see anyone drinking white

I was partial for a vodka cruiser!

 

[Clovis]

Bec, "bring in the lie detector!"

 

[noseybirdxo]

Oh Bryce. Bec doesn’t fancy you she just thinks you’re full of tit

 

[under the ivy]

 

[Miss Begotten]

Why the duck is horseface asking Bryce if he’d take a lie detector?
How many lies has she told, the stupid witch.

 

[Sophielee]

Why the duck is horseface asking Bryce if he’d take a lie detector?
How many lies has she told, the stupid witch.

Yes gurllllllllllllll preach sista